why didn't i read any of the posts on page 1?

9/27/2008 8:21:35 PM

Will my question be answered or will it end up like all of the other last posts on page 1?

9/27/2008 8:23:01 PM

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"how old were you when you first took it up the ass?"

12

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"what is WPF?"

windows presentation foundation

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"have you told your parents yet?"

yup

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"Do you have any self respect?"

yes you shut your mouth about donnie darko

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"Will there ever be another syrup room?"

never!!!

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"why didn't i read any of the posts on page 1?"

because you were too busy sucking my cawk

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"Will my question be answered or will it end up like all of the other last posts on p"

see above

9/27/2008 10:25:27 PM

ASK

9/28/2008 3:10:19 PM

Wow, 12? Really?

What's your "type"?

Do you idolize pretty much any woman who can sing like most gay men I know?

9/28/2008 3:15:50 PM

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"Wow, 12? Really?"

yeah, don't ask

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"What's your "type"?"

normal guys who you wouldn't otherwise be able to tell are gay. i'm also a sucker for a great smile and great eyes.

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"Do you idolize pretty much any woman who can sing like most gay men I know?"

nope. of course, i'm not like most gay guys at all.

9/28/2008 3:20:12 PM

are you really gay or just seeking attention on a msg board? (SERIOUS QUESTION for i think you are a bluff)



[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 3:22 PM. Reason : actually can someone else here answer this if they know evan?]

9/28/2008 3:21:28 PM

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 3:23 PM. Reason : wtf? double post]

9/28/2008 3:22:26 PM

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"are you really gay or just seeking attention on a msg board?"

nah, i'm the real deal - you can ask my boyfriend. i don't ACT gay, really... but i do like dudes.

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"actually can someone else here answer this if they know evan?"

there are plenty of people on here that know me for real, one of them might speak up

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 3:23 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2008 3:23:04 PM

k

9/28/2008 3:27:14 PM

daps?

9/28/2008 3:29:50 PM

i met evan once. seemed pretty normal. it was before i found out he was gay, though, so nothing went off in my mind saying that he was. now that i know he's gay? doesn't change it. A+++ user would hang out again.

9/28/2008 3:31:45 PM

Do you like my bf?

9/28/2008 3:35:08 PM

which twwers would you bwn?

9/28/2008 3:39:25 PM

oh lawd

9/28/2008 3:40:04 PM

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"daps?"

mad daps, son

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"Do you like my bf?"

who's your bf?

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"which twwers would you bwn?"

i will not answer this question but those who i would already know who they are. there are 4 of them.

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"oh lawd "

OH LAWD

9/28/2008 3:57:37 PM

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"ask evan anything"

9/28/2008 4:00:21 PM

OK FINE

ScHpEnXeL
EMCE


...actually, there are only 2

9/28/2008 4:02:21 PM

i don't know if i should be relieved or insulted

9/28/2008 4:04:20 PM

Which Carolina Hurricane (past or present) do you find to be the cutest?

9/28/2008 4:09:00 PM

what was your (approximate) expected ratio of legit questions to gay questions when you made this thread?

9/28/2008 4:10:05 PM

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 4:21 PM. Reason : i thought it was just that script..but remembered evan has no html ]

9/28/2008 4:15:27 PM

If the situation arose, would you fuck a woman?

9/28/2008 4:27:34 PM

well, he kinda does that already......

9/28/2008 4:37:13 PM

I'm talking about pussy.

9/28/2008 4:39:15 PM

when did you come out to your family? Last I heard things were pretty hush-hush



when you met me, were you attracted to me?


does the word 'fag' offend you?

9/28/2008 4:42:02 PM

He would go the Clay route....probably ask Ambrosia.....

9/28/2008 4:42:06 PM

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""Wow, 12? Really?" yeah, don't ask"

ask evan anything

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"anything"

9/28/2008 4:42:36 PM

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"Which Carolina Hurricane (past or present) do you find to be the cutest?"

eric staal, no doubt

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"what was your (approximate) expected ratio of legit questions to gay questions when you made this thread?"

1:5

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"If the situation arose, would you fuck a woman?"

yes, i have been known to do so

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"when did you come out to your family? Last I heard things were pretty hush-hush"

a while ago - when i was 14 or so, kinda hard to hide the fact you have a boyfriend

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"when you met me, were you attracted to me?"

not really (sorry )

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"does the word 'fag' offend you?"

nope, i use it all the time

9/28/2008 5:18:37 PM

Are you gonna be in Concert Choir next semester?

9/28/2008 5:19:51 PM

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"Are you gonna be in Concert Choir next semester?"

probably not :\ i dropped chamber this semester - i don't like our new director very much

9/28/2008 5:22:53 PM

how can a gay man get an erection over a woman?

9/28/2008 6:07:34 PM

evan, I feel that I should find a new person to pick on. who should it be?

9/28/2008 6:09:56 PM

can i have a dollar?

why not?

how about two dollars?

do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

BONUS QUESTION:

how do you know you're gay when you're young?

Where you suddenly like "You know what, I could go for an Ecto Cooler, a snack-sized pudding cup, and a raging meatpole in my sphincter"?

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 6:18 PM. Reason : the world waits with bated breath]

9/28/2008 6:13:06 PM

Tell us about your 12 year old rape.

9/28/2008 6:21:02 PM

How are things at SAS? Do you miss anything about being an EMS?

9/28/2008 6:37:53 PM

Was it a family member?

9/28/2008 6:58:37 PM

Why didn't The Grains ever talk to the Building Attendant? That was rather rude (especially when it was me).

9/28/2008 7:00:19 PM

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"how can a gay man get an erection over a woman?"

because he's not 190% gay (i'm more 75/25)

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"evan, I feel that I should find a new person to pick on. who should it be?"

i think wethebest is an excellent candidate

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"can i have a dollar?"

if i had a dollar, i'd give it to you. i carry no cash, however.

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"why not?"

see above

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"how about two dollars?"

FUCKIN SKANK WHORE ASS CLIT TITTY CUNT GOBBLER

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" do you kiss your mom with that mouth?"

of course

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"how do you know you're gay when you're young? Where you suddenly like "You know what, I could go for an Ecto Cooler, a snack-sized pudding cup, and a raging meatpole in my sphincter"?"

ahahaha, that's exactly how it went down.
but no, really... i knew from a very early age that i wasn't like other guys... i knew it was strange that i liked my friends in THAT way but i didn't know what it meant... i could talk for hours about this.

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"Tell us about your 12 year old rape."

it wasn't rape, it was consensual between both 12-year olds

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"How are things at SAS? Do you miss anything about being an EMS?"

awesome, as usual - and i'm still in EMS

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"Was it a family member?"

nope, it was one of my best friends at the time

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"Why didn't The Grains ever talk to the Building Attendant? That was rather rude (especially when it was me)."

because some of the grains (i won't name names) are stuck up manwhores who go on power trips

9/28/2008 7:16:57 PM

did the other 12 year old end up being gay too? ..or just a one time thing?

9/28/2008 7:18:08 PM

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"Was it a family member?"

Dude he's out of the closet, not a Republican. Get it straight.

9/28/2008 7:22:33 PM

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"did the other 12 year old end up being gay too? ..or just a one time thing?"

that i do not know - he moved across the country like a year later cause his dad got some contract with a company in CA
it was not a one time thing, however

9/28/2008 7:23:13 PM

and - for the record - i enjoy putting my raging meatpole into others' sphincters more than others' raging meatpoles in my sphincter.

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 7:27 PM. Reason : zomg plz don't suspend me]

9/28/2008 7:26:14 PM

That was pretty gay.

9/28/2008 7:26:50 PM

DOUBLE POST SUSPEND

9/28/2008 7:26:54 PM

he's a selfish gaybo. you better at least suck a mean cock.


now im gonna end up in that stupid thread...

9/28/2008 7:28:11 PM

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"he's a selfish gaybo."

i am not - as stated before, i am an equal opportunity bwner.

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"you better at least suck a mean cock."

i do indeed

9/28/2008 7:31:15 PM

thats good and gross at the same time. i guess congrats heh.

9/28/2008 7:36:42 PM

does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

9/28/2008 7:38:26 PM

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"does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?"

it's better than yours

9/28/2008 7:38:56 PM