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9/27/2008 8:50:07 PM

can you change my post count to 1000 so i can make threads?

9/27/2008 8:55:12 PM

hahahahhaahah

9/27/2008 8:56:02 PM

NO WAY N00B

9/27/2008 8:56:03 PM

you're mean.

fine I'll just [pad] 10 more times

9/27/2008 8:56:44 PM

what would you do if i deflated maya's chub cheeks?

will you name your next child kal'el? like nicholas cage?

[Edited on September 27, 2008 at 8:58 PM. Reason : will you change my status name to American Idiot?]

9/27/2008 8:58:04 PM

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"what would you do if i deflated maya's chub cheeks?"

i'm not exactly sure what that entails, but it sounds violent. and violence against my daughter will result in immediate destruction

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"will you name your next child kal'el?"

not likely

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"like nicholas cage?"

he's ok in small doses

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"will you change my status name to American Idiot?"

$

9/27/2008 9:03:10 PM

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" i'm not exactly sure what that entails, but it sounds violent. and violence against my daughter will result in immediate destruction"

well it would be like x-files surgery. a bright flash of light and new flat(er) cheeks.

[Edited on September 27, 2008 at 9:27 PM. Reason : d]

9/27/2008 9:18:28 PM

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"i'm not exactly sure what that entails, but it sounds violent. and violence against my daughter will result in immediate destruction"

PLS

9/27/2008 9:22:57 PM

can i spam some more in here?

9/27/2008 9:29:49 PM

what's your favorite server language?

9/27/2008 9:37:18 PM

i dunno. i'm kinda torn these days

9/27/2008 10:03:46 PM

did i just hear nancy grace say "In her butt??" ?

9/27/2008 10:11:51 PM

jeez, it's too confusing to have qntmfred and quagmire02 posting in the same thread.

EuroTitToss


[Edited on September 27, 2008 at 10:14 PM. Reason : g]

9/27/2008 10:14:44 PM

plz to get rid of my ó? I can haz regular o?

Or failing that, can I get my E changed to an È so I have two horns?

9/27/2008 10:14:49 PM

why is my mom such a PMS'ing cunt

9/27/2008 10:21:28 PM

menopause, ironically

9/27/2008 10:27:22 PM

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"ok, you got me. i had sex with a boy in kindergarten. he told me we were gonna play house"

you promised me you'd never tell

9/27/2008 10:27:59 PM

~

9/27/2008 10:29:33 PM

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"can you change my status? posting at work with tattys kinda concerns me "

WAT HAD HAPPEN?

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 9:29 AM. Reason : e]

9/28/2008 9:28:58 AM

laugh out loud what?

9/28/2008 9:30:25 AM

how did you get to your current state of awesome ??

9/28/2008 9:30:54 AM

LAUGH OUT LOUD WAT

9/28/2008 9:31:09 AM

^^ carefully

9/28/2008 9:34:03 AM

what's your favorite thing about being a dad?
(or one of them)

9/28/2008 9:41:02 AM

where do i start?
when i come into her room in the morning and she sees me and gives me a big ol fat cheesy grin

9/28/2008 9:42:19 AM

qntmfred, do you consider yourself awesome? When did you discover this?

9/28/2008 10:30:00 AM

how did you learn to be an e-ninja... i would like to be your apprentice... are there any openings/??

9/28/2008 10:31:09 AM

Does punchmonk punch? Is she a monk?

9/28/2008 10:32:00 AM

who would win in a fight: me, you, or YO MOMMA?!

9/28/2008 11:01:54 AM

how did you come to be teh true POWAR behind the scenes of t-dub(lin, ireland?)




did crazyj just come to you one day and say "d00d, you are like a god. plz to halp" ?

9/28/2008 11:07:47 AM

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"i dunno. i'm kinda torn these days"

does not compute

anything answer other than PHP is unacceptable

9/28/2008 12:06:26 PM

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"how did you learn to be an e-ninja... i would like to be your apprentice... are there any openings/??"

it actually all started when i worked at packbackers. we would type the entire course catalog into our book inventory system, and i was all like "this information is all online, surely there's got to be a better way".

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"Does punchmonk punch? Is she a monk?"

yes and yes

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"who would win in a fight: me, you, or YO MOMMA?!"

is it an e-fight?

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"how did you come to be teh true POWAR behind the scenes of t-dub"

i figured out how to have mod powers without actually being a mod, so nael was like "ok, might as well get this guy on our side"

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"anything answer other than PHP is unacceptable "

yeah, i did php for the longest time, but now i get paid to do .net stuff. if i could find an IDE that matches Visual Studio, I might do more php again. that and all the frameworks for .net are really appealing

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 1:58 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2008 1:56:26 PM

jquery or mootools?

can i buy your baby?

where's a good place to find freelance web work?

can i buy your wife?

when do i get to be a mod?

can i buy your a cola?

Platypi have horrible nerve toxins in their claws. Platypi. How fucked up is that?

9/28/2008 2:03:27 PM

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"i figured out how to have mod powers without actually being a mod, so nael was like "ok, might as well get this guy on our side""

did you do anything interesting with those powers before he asked you to their side?

9/28/2008 2:04:39 PM

jquery or mootools?

jquery

can i buy your baby?

buy her a gift? sure

where's a good place to find freelance web work?

i dunno. i found my last job on CL

can i buy your wife?

buy her a gift? sure

when do i get to be a mod?

thursday

can i buy your a cola?

does not compute

Platypi have horrible nerve toxins in their claws. Platypi. How fucked up is that?

fairly

9/28/2008 2:05:55 PM

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"did you do anything interesting with those powers "

i read mod forum but that was about it

9/28/2008 2:06:47 PM

you never answered my question, the eternal question:

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"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?????????"

9/28/2008 2:07:19 PM

did you fix that little security issue?

9/28/2008 2:08:03 PM

how come i didn't get quote boxes?

will tww ever switch to a real wysiwyg?

baby ducks are cute?

i'm ron burgundy?

have you done anything with silverlight?

9/28/2008 2:10:52 PM

^^^ i took my dog out this morning. that's all i got.

^^ it's not fixable (nor is it discoverable at this point)

^ cus you're a cool guy. absolutely not. YES. clearly. i haven't, but i might. i'm doing a family project and i might need it for my wife's macbook

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 2:13 PM. Reason : stave off the hooligans]

9/28/2008 2:10:53 PM

so it's settled, qntmfred let the dogs out LOL

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 2:13 PM. Reason : ]

9/28/2008 2:11:30 PM

why are there so many penalties in this carolina-atlanta game?

9/28/2008 2:25:17 PM

cus they're all a bunch of undisciplined losers

9/28/2008 2:27:55 PM

^
could you do something about it?

9/28/2008 2:49:16 PM

How many roads must a man walk down?

9/28/2008 2:53:26 PM

42.

9/28/2008 3:00:19 PM

^^^ not likely :\

^^ roughly 7

^ not a question

[Edited on September 28, 2008 at 3:00 PM. Reason : . ]

9/28/2008 3:00:23 PM

could your baby beat up theduke's baby?

9/28/2008 3:02:54 PM

Why did BigMan waste his 77077 palindrome in this thread?

9/28/2008 3:04:51 PM