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2/6/2009 10:34:04 PM

damn QTPie

you might wanna get that checked out

2/6/2009 10:36:20 PM

Oh trust me, I have - - on many occasions.


.... In the mean time, I'm just amazed at how you lil' medical miracles are so regular.

2/6/2009 10:40:56 PM

4/25/2009 12:15:49 PM

Quote :

"I poo a few times a day "

Wow... I go on average once every 1.5 days. And I eat lots of veggies, fruit, whole wheat products, beans, etc. I was gonna say lucky you, but then I thought a few times a day would become really really inconvenient.

Quote :

"QTPie: Unbelievable.... Since my last poop I have consumed: Boston Market Salisbury steak & Mac+Cheese CPK-Tortilla Soup ChickFilA Chicken Biscuit Pimento Cheese Sandwich CPK - Cobb salad A Bowl of Frosted Flakes McDonalds Dbl cheeseburger 2 cherry pop tarts 3 bowls frosted rice krispies CPK- BBQ Chicken chopped salad Not counting 3+ cups of coffee WITH fiber splendas, and about 60oz of water per day.... .....Still no luck"

1) 60 oz of water/day is not enough at all for a diet like that (unhealthy foods, dense foods, devoid of fiber).
2) I see basically no fruits, vegetables, or wholegrains/wholegrain products there.
3) It is basically all refined grains, white bread, and meat/chicken. That's a terrible diet.
4) You are a good looking good person, and I would hate it if you would develop serious problems later in life... and if that is your regular diet, 'later' is not too far off.
5) It wouldn't be as bad if you made those things at home, but all your food is pre-made, packaged and/or fast food.
6) That's sad.


[Edited on April 25, 2009 at 12:35 PM. Reason : ]

4/25/2009 12:30:50 PM

brb

7/14/2009 10:06:40 AM

i admit, i just Spackle bombed the work toilet

7/14/2009 10:29:28 AM

^ keep it at work son

7/14/2009 10:41:35 AM

Again?!

That makes 3 today.

Damn you Cookout tray.

9/4/2009 10:42:39 PM

Constipation cure instructions:

1) sit on toilet
2) straing as hard as you can
3) Get a stick with barbwire wrapped around it
4) get rid of whatever is jammed inside.

9/4/2009 10:46:19 PM

somebody should post a picture of tubgirl, that would make them feel better...

9/4/2009 10:48:14 PM

fiberone bars make me poop.

9/4/2009 10:49:27 PM

brb

9/25/2009 4:07:59 PM

brb

10/21/2009 11:30:21 AM

Quote :

".... In the mean time, I'm just amazed at how you lil' medical miracles are so regular. "

OMG I FEEL YOUR PAIN

i need to go to the gastro doctor but i really don't want to. like really. but at the same time i don't know how much longer i can live like this!!

10/21/2009 1:37:03 PM

Apparently this is a universe where everyone needs to take a poop right just now...

10/21/2009 3:49:35 PM

Brap.

10/21/2009 4:11:40 PM

brb

10/26/2009 7:19:00 PM

This is my perpetual thread for pooping.

10/29/2009 4:19:27 PM

optimum has a knack for remaking threads and then saying it was his original idea somehow

or that it's different when it's not

10/29/2009 4:26:38 PM

It's a free market, yo. There's enough room for multiple threads, and I ain't got nothin' against this one.

10/29/2009 5:56:19 PM

Fiber is your friend

10/29/2009 5:57:26 PM

Just now was one of those post-workout/protein powder monsters.

10/29/2009 9:02:03 PM

Black poo?!

Curse you, pasta nero.

11/7/2009 7:14:00 PM

3 times today?!?!

11/24/2009 12:36:35 AM

3 times today?!?!

12/4/2009 12:42:37 AM

^ that's routine for one of my friends. idk how he shits so much.

12/4/2009 12:55:25 AM

3 times today(ish)?!?!

12/6/2009 5:39:03 AM

well, if you eat a lot, you're gonna poop a lot.

or maybe your briefs are too tight.

12/6/2009 10:37:48 AM

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, COOKOUT?

I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT GOOD TO YOU.

12/18/2009 11:14:59 PM

Ever been in a hurry and dumped out, then wiped, then realized "OH SHIT, THERES MORE" then dump out again, completely negating the prior wiping?

Those trees died for no reason.

12/27/2009 7:37:59 PM

BUT I JUST WENT

dammit red bull

12/29/2009 3:02:08 PM

^^ Many times.

I call them ninja shits. They come out of nowhere.

[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 3:06 PM. Reason : .]

12/29/2009 3:06:05 PM

chubbys tacos + red bull = porcelain apocalypse

BRB

1/6/2010 2:43:06 PM

just took one that was about 18 inches long, holy fuck it looked like a brown snake coming up.

1/6/2010 5:02:53 PM

sometimes when I am constipated with too much gas I use Colon Clenz. It is herbal. It works.

1/6/2010 5:16:44 PM

zaxby's chicken red bull butt holocaust

1/12/2010 5:54:32 PM

today i said "deuce" and my boyfriend told me never to say that again.

sigh add it to the list of words i'm not allowed to say

1/12/2010 6:17:05 PM

I thought it would be one big poop, but it was actually many little poops that all took a lot of effort.

1/21/2010 12:53:45 AM

you and the poo

1/21/2010 1:18:19 AM

1/21/2010 1:19:18 AM

one can always play video games when one has to poop/pee

1/21/2010 1:29:18 AM

WTF SUBWAY? THAT NEVER HAPPENS.

1/21/2010 3:31:34 PM

SUBWAY OFFICIALLY PUT THE EVIL INSIDE ME

1/22/2010 12:03:52 AM

I AM FORSAKEN.

1/22/2010 1:44:37 AM

whenever i am in a hurry and have to shower and poop before leaving the house, i can never get shower to be #2

1/22/2010 2:21:53 AM

Today was a threefor.

Oh, and on the last one I blew it up so hard that I thought that I might have splashed some on my cheeks, but I didn't think about it until I stood up. Instead of taking the time to use more paper I ran my hands over them and put them up to my face to give them a smell. Fortunately there was no poo on them, though I didn't think about what a disaster that would have been until after I got my pants up.

[Edited on January 25, 2010 at 11:00 PM. Reason : .]

1/25/2010 10:58:29 PM

WTF CHEESECAKE FACTORY?!?!

HOW ARE YOU STILL HAUNTING ME FROM SUNDAY?

3/2/2010 10:28:44 AM

I almost shit my pants on the way home and of course one of my roommates is taking a 30 minute shower. Damn you one bathroom home with three tenants!!

3/2/2010 10:32:01 AM

set 'em up

3/2/2010 4:37:48 PM