twoozles

2/19/2009 9:18:33 AM

how dumb do you have to be to not understand twitter

2/21/2009 3:55:06 PM

Quote :

"I want to punch lithium aluminum hydride in the face. Really. "

hahaha wtf

2/21/2009 3:58:26 PM

Quote :

"giving this thing another try (this must be the 56th time)"

i think it stuck this time

2/23/2009 10:50:12 PM

Me - http://www.twitter.com/dkirkward

Philip Rivers - http://twitter.com/KingLaserface

2/23/2009 10:52:02 PM

lol at PR

2/23/2009 10:58:13 PM

I am new to it so I am one of those dumb people that Woodfoot eluded to.

http://twitter.com/amnaeyes

2/23/2009 10:59:54 PM

Quote :

"My Wonderlic score: Fuckhundred and three "

i have a new person to follow

who is responsible for this hilarity

2/23/2009 11:00:14 PM

If 5 people will say they will follow me I'll make one, otherwise its pointless.

2/23/2009 11:00:33 PM

i'll follow you

but it's still pointless

2/23/2009 11:01:04 PM

I will follow you, Mr Mixbag.

2/23/2009 11:01:23 PM

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 11:02 PM. Reason : /]

2/23/2009 11:01:37 PM

There is two. Can I hear tree, fo, five?

2/23/2009 11:02:01 PM

i'd follow you

just not blindly

2/23/2009 11:02:42 PM

priv is definitely going on my #followfriday this week

2/23/2009 11:04:28 PM

so a whole new website just for facebook statuses pretty much?

2/23/2009 11:05:12 PM

yea, thats all it is

2/23/2009 11:07:13 PM

https://twitter.com/MysticDebris

Qfred what is you twitter?

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 11:08 PM. Reason : /]

2/23/2009 11:07:57 PM

you get three guesses and the first two don't count

2/23/2009 11:08:59 PM

Haha.

2/23/2009 11:10:02 PM

https://twitter.com/zorthage

2/23/2009 11:13:59 PM

I signed up for this junk but it took longer than 5 minutes to figure out so I gave up.

2/23/2009 11:14:48 PM

What, you can't be serious?

2/23/2009 11:15:23 PM

HEY EVERYBODY CLICK 'FOLLOW' RIGHT BENEATH MY PICTURE.

2/23/2009 11:19:00 PM

I thought it was this:

Quote :

"so a whole new website just for facebook statuses pretty much?"

but the rolly eye response obviously means my understanding was wrong

2/23/2009 11:20:12 PM

do you even know what a rolly eye means?

2/23/2009 11:22:26 PM

if all you want to do is status updates, that is all it will be

tweeting has taken on a lot more than just that

the # tag alone makes twitter an AMAZING resource for following the pulse of modern connected culture

things like #journchat show the legs this site has

2/23/2009 11:23:05 PM

I AM BEING FOLLOWED BY ONE QUANTUMFREDRICK

2/23/2009 11:23:07 PM

what?

sorry no comprende. i give up

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 11:24 PM. Reason : .]

2/23/2009 11:23:43 PM

no site is breeding memes faster than twitter

except /b/

nothing will ever match /b/ for the memes

2/23/2009 11:23:47 PM

STALK STALK STALK

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 11:24 PM. Reason : ^^ i was just drawing out your confusion. sir foot handled the serious responses]

2/23/2009 11:23:48 PM

I thought your name was Chris, seedless.

2/23/2009 11:24:09 PM

yeah and my name is Fred.

shhh, he's in the secret service

2/23/2009 11:25:07 PM

no matter what industry you're in, there are experts tweeting

no matter what kind of research you're doing, there are people tweeting information you can use

no matter what you're interested in or moved by, there are people tweeting about it

and you can generally strike up a conversation with them simply by putting out the @ sign

2/23/2009 11:26:53 PM

Pmk, it is.

Click my bio link.

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 11:27 PM. Reason : //]

2/23/2009 11:27:23 PM

it's like tww²

2/23/2009 11:28:11 PM

Its like a mircoblog.

2/23/2009 11:29:30 PM

http://www.twitter.com/dirtygreek

2/23/2009 11:30:09 PM

correct. this would be perfect for RD if only he could figure out a way to jam 30 memes into 140 characters

2/23/2009 11:30:19 PM

^^you are like a professional tweeter or something.

2/23/2009 11:33:17 PM

twitter is gayer than evan

2/23/2009 11:34:50 PM

TWITTER = TWW = BLOGGER = TUMBLR = FLICKR = YOUTUBE EXPOSED?

2/23/2009 11:35:23 PM

This shit is fun though. I always wanted a blog but thats too much work. Just write one word or sentence and bam you're done. I been knew about this, but never really decided to do it though.

2/23/2009 11:35:56 PM

i bet BobbyDigital has a twitter feed within 18 months

2/23/2009 11:36:22 PM

no.

It's like someone said hey, people have a lot of stupid thoughts out there they don't have a chance to get out, let's give them that opportunity! And Twitter was born.

2/23/2009 11:38:55 PM

Welcome to the internet.

2/23/2009 11:39:30 PM

Quote :

"It's like someone said hey, people have a lot of stupid thoughts out there they don't have a chance to get out, let's give them that opportunity! And Twitter TWW was born."

2/23/2009 11:40:36 PM

Quote :

"TWITTER = TWW = BLOGGER = TUMBLR = FLICKR = YOUTUBE EXPOSED?"

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 11:41 PM. Reason : haha i need to RT that woodfoot]

2/23/2009 11:41:21 PM

I feel loved already.

2/23/2009 11:43:06 PM

^ that PeterSantilli guy followed me too like the instant i signed up. i'm fairly confident in stating at this point that he is a wanker

2/23/2009 11:44:38 PM