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10/20/2008 9:18:53 PM

she's probably marrying you for your family's money.

10/20/2008 9:19:56 PM

I think her family has the moneyz.

Italian mafia ftw

[Edited on October 20, 2008 at 9:21 PM. Reason : f]

10/20/2008 9:20:30 PM

I always got the impression that her family wasn't exactly poor.

10/20/2008 9:20:41 PM

i don't recall ever hearing about her or her family, but joe's family seems pretty baller.

10/20/2008 9:23:38 PM

money+money=money

10/20/2008 9:24:04 PM

hope you've been stockpiling your xanax!

oh i'm kidding

good luck

10/20/2008 9:25:28 PM

at first I was like
but then I was like

10/20/2008 9:25:59 PM

Quote :

"the caretaker"

And, CONGRATS Joe.

10/20/2008 9:31:12 PM

Two questions


1)Will your wedding have an open bar?

2)If it does, can I come?

[Edited on October 20, 2008 at 9:35 PM. Reason : ]

10/20/2008 9:34:22 PM

Congrats!

10/20/2008 9:35:21 PM

Quote :

"Two questions 1)Will your wedding have an open bar? 2)If it does, can I come?"

10/20/2008 9:35:41 PM

awww congrats

you seem like you really got a good one. How long yall been together?

10/20/2008 11:38:12 PM

congrats

10/20/2008 11:39:52 PM

YAY! I have been waiting for this thread!!!
Congrats!!!

10/21/2008 12:17:21 AM

SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS

10/21/2008 12:20:53 AM

OF YOU MAN-HOOD

10/21/2008 12:22:28 AM

I guess eventually most men get tired of making their own decisions.







I'm just yanking you, congrats if it's what you actually want.

10/21/2008 1:30:42 AM

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"moron she's probably marrying you for your family's money. Fhqwhgads I think her family has the moneyz. Italian mafia ftw El Nachó I always got the impression that her family wasn't exactly poor. moron i don't recall ever hearing about her or her family, but joe's family seems pretty baller. ScHpEnXeL money+money=money "

between my job and hers, we will be just fine on our own.

Quote :

"1)Will your wedding have an open bar? 2)If it does, can I come?"

1) absolutely
2) who are you?

10/21/2008 10:22:13 AM

Someone who enjoy open bars

10/21/2008 10:23:43 AM

Can I plan it?

10/21/2008 10:23:59 AM

Can you please post some pics when it happens? I bet it will be so extravagant!!

10/21/2008 10:27:28 AM

Quote :

"1)Will your wedding have an open bar? 2)If it does, can I come?"

10/21/2008 10:58:26 AM

YAAY

OH JUST

YAYYYAYAYAYAAAAY

I CAN'T CONTAIN IT

YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

10/21/2008 11:01:22 AM

Congrats Joen00mbers. I knew from the moment she wanted to clean your eyeball that she was a keeper.

10/21/2008 11:03:58 AM

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"I knew from the moment she wanted to clean your eyeball that she was a keeper."

My thoughts exactly. You had me at...I want to look in your eye socket when your fake eye is not in place.

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 11:15 AM. Reason : ....]

10/21/2008 11:15:07 AM

yeah... If you can see someone's soul through their eyes... just imagine the cool shit you can see when they're not in the way!


congrats Dr. Joe Numbers!

10/21/2008 11:20:45 AM

congrats Joe! this is pretty damn awesome.
i will have to admit that you got me too.

at first i was like
then i was like
now im like

10/21/2008 11:30:47 AM

Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart, Joe. Way to work it through.

10/21/2008 11:33:52 AM

Congrats!

How long have ya'll been together?

10/21/2008 11:48:29 AM

congrats Joe#s

10/21/2008 6:26:03 PM

whose place are yall going to live in?

10/21/2008 6:35:50 PM

FAILGRATS JOENUMBERS

10/21/2008 6:38:30 PM

Quote :

"you seem like you really got a good one. How long yall been together?"

2.5 years

Quote :

"You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart, Joe. Way to work it through."

But it's such a nice vagina. I think I'll manage.

Quote :

"whose place are yall going to live in?"

Probably mine. It's bigger and she pretty much lives there already

10/21/2008 7:29:48 PM

it's been decided that my parents are going to host thanksgiving this year to "celebrate the future uniting of two great families." elena's entire family has been invited. so far her parents, an uncle & aunt, her younger sister, and her older sister and asshole husband ( ) are coming.

it's going to be a blast

11/16/2008 4:48:03 PM

ahhh yes, the worlds collide!

best of luck with that.

11/16/2008 4:49:07 PM

now everyone is going to want photos of the lil sister

11/16/2008 4:49:23 PM

Quote :

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beat me to it

11/16/2008 4:54:09 PM

damn that ex gf must be pissed

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

[Edited on November 16, 2008 at 5:03 PM. Reason : ^^ u got a sister?]

11/16/2008 5:03:04 PM

enjoy sex while it lasts!

11/16/2008 5:12:09 PM

Quote :

"I knew from the moment she wanted to clean your eyeball that she was a keeper."

lol, b4 clicking on the thread thinking it was going to be a sad break up thread, I thought to myself, "but she cleaned his eyeball and errythang--what could have possibly happened?? "



Congrats man!!

......i see now this thread is a month old i'm way behind

[Edited on November 16, 2008 at 5:17 PM. Reason : ]

11/16/2008 5:14:21 PM

oh god, elena's parents surprised her by bringing her grandmother along for thanksgiving at my parent's house. the grandmother's last visit to the US was back in the 50s.

this is the same grandmother who has told elena several times that she could find a much better guy than me, or at least someone who isn't damaged goods.

11/25/2008 10:42:51 PM

aha wow

11/25/2008 10:44:18 PM

I seem to recall some story involving her sis/bro-in-law and France.....am I dreaming?

11/25/2008 10:44:59 PM

^^^ ouch, holy shit

[Edited on November 25, 2008 at 10:45 PM. Reason : d]

11/25/2008 10:45:13 PM

^^ no you're right. her older sister and her sister's french husband.

11/25/2008 10:46:05 PM

Tell that asshole to va te faire enculer.

11/25/2008 10:53:47 PM

^ thankfully he couldn't make it last minute.

only 2 more days of the future evil grandmother-in-law

thanksgiving dinner actually went quite well, which we were all pretty shocked

11/28/2008 12:26:30 PM

Quote :

"i took her up to my parent's mountain house in western nc to go look at the fall colors. they have a good bit of land up there and also have some nice trails to hike on all over the property. i took her on one trail that leads up to the top of this ridge to a shelter that has a fireplace, a picnic table, and an awesome view of the sunset. we built a fire, drank wine and watched the sun set over the mountains. just before the sun disappeared behind the mountains i proposed. she always knew we were going to get engaged sometime, but wasn't expecting it that night. totally caught off guard, she got all emotional and of course said yes the caretaker and his wife were in on my plan, and while we were gone went to the house and dropped off a meal for 2 i had ordered, and decorated the whole house with roses and candles. after a romantic dinner, she spent the next 3 hours on the phone with her friends and family. a man of tradition, i had already asked her father for his blessing, so he already knew about it. we're not rushing the wedding, probably sometime in 2010 after she finishes school. there will most likely be 2 ceremonies, one in the us and one in europe. apparently our mothers are already talking about some of the plans "

How romantic! Your girl is quite lucky to have such a romantic guy like you. I think I may have reason to believe that there are still a few guys out there that know how to be a gentleman. But then again, I can't even get anything as simple as a birthday card I still have hope though.

Congrats... I am glad things are going good for you

11/28/2008 2:09:07 PM

i, too, can set em up -------------->

11/28/2008 2:10:28 PM