Game 2 tonight!


Go phils

10/23/2008 11:05:45 AM

You're thinkin of a cheese-steak hoagie if it had lettuce and tomato on it... son.

This is how you order a cheesesteak in Philly:

"I'll take a Whiz with."

That means you're going to get a cheesesteak with Cheese Whiz (...awesome...) and fried onions.

Shroomage is extra.

10/23/2008 11:06:18 AM

^ SO WOULD THE CHEESE STEAK NEVER HAVE REAL CHEESE ON IT SON?

THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION SON.

10/23/2008 11:07:59 AM

Whiz or provolone.

10/23/2008 11:09:05 AM

Nah you can get a real Philly Cheesesteak with real cheese. (I get mine with provolone sometimes. It's still delicious), but the most popular is made with Cheese Whiz or that molten-lava-not-really-spicy-but-burns-the-s**t-out-of-your-tongue cheese.

And I'm not gonna lie. It's friggin delicious.

10/23/2008 11:09:29 AM

OK, BUT PROVOLONE IS AN OPTION SON?

SO YOU WOULD NEVER FIND GOD DAMNED CREAM IN THE MOTHERFUCKER SON?

I DON'T CARE WHETHER OR NOT THERE IS LETTUCE/TOMATO SON, I JUST DON'T WANT GOD DAMNED CREAM IN THE FUCKING MEAT SON. MEAT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE "CREAMY."


SEE, RIGHT AFTER I ORDERED IT, SexyJesus WAS LIKE, "YEAH DUDE, IT'S SOOOO GOOD DUDE, IT'S LIKE, CREAMY."

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT A MOTHERFUCKING CREAMY PHILLY CHEESE STEAK SON?!

[Edited on October 23, 2008 at 11:11 AM. Reason : ]

10/23/2008 11:10:17 AM

Ive never seen any cream.

Molten Mayo perhaps.

10/23/2008 11:11:54 AM

NAW SON, THE CREAM ISN'T MAYO AT RUCKUS. IT'S THIS FUCKING CREAM THEY MIX IN WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING MEAT. IT TASTES FUCKING SICKENING TOO, IT'S NOT JUST LIKE MOLTEN FAKE CHEESE OR SOMETHING. IT'S THIS SICKENING SEASONED CREAM THAT IS HEAVILY MIXED IN WITH THE MEAT SON.

FUCKING GROSS SON.

THE BEST PLACE TO GET A PHILLY-LIKE SHIT AROUND HERE IS "BEST STEAK AND SUB" IN CROSSROADS SON.

[Edited on October 23, 2008 at 11:13 AM. Reason : ]

10/23/2008 11:13:31 AM

THERE IS NO FUCKING PEPPERS OR MUSHROOMS OR LETTUCE OR TOMATO ON A CHEESESTEAK SON. THIS PEPPERS SHIT IS STRAIGHT SOUTHERN SON.

WITH/WITHOUT ONIONS AND TYPE OF CHEESE. THESE ARE YOUR OPTIONS YOU METRO FAGGOT ASS BITCH.

10/23/2008 11:17:07 AM

I NEVER EVEN MENTIONED PEPPERS YOU METRO ASS BITCH. I HATE BELL PEPPERS.

THE POINT IS, CREAM ISN'T A FUCKING OPTION METRO. FUCK CREAM BEING PUT ON A GOD DAMNED PHILLY SON.

I THINK YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE LEVEL OF SIMPLICITY I WISH FOR A SANDWICH TO HAVE. I WANT MEAT AND CHEESE SON. THE OTHER SHIT CAN BE TAKEN OR LEFT, UNLESS IT'S MOTHERFUCKING MAYO OR FUCKING CREAM, IN WHICH CASE IT HAS NO BUSINESS ON MY GOD DAMNED PHILLY YOU METRO ASS BITCH SON.

[Edited on October 23, 2008 at 11:19 AM. Reason : ]

10/23/2008 11:18:05 AM

PEPPER BE POPULAR AS A SONUVABITCH HERE IN RALEIGH. I DON'T GET IT, THIS AIN'T NO POLISH SAZAGE.

10/23/2008 11:19:32 AM

i prefer a mushroom steak, with

idk

10/23/2008 11:39:56 AM

now i want one of these

10/23/2008 11:42:32 AM

Philly is home to the worst freeway entrances in the country on the Schuykill Expsway

10/23/2008 12:58:26 PM

yeah but the rough looking guys selling pretzels make up for it

10/24/2008 1:08:03 PM

this thread made me go get a steak last night

fyi

10/24/2008 1:09:46 PM

Quote :

"Philadelphia would alright if it weren't for all the Eagles fans."

Don't hate too hard, people say the same thing about Wolfpack fans...

10/24/2008 1:13:56 PM

Any t-dubbers in Philadelphia?? I have a wedding in Glen Mills this weekend (says its 17 miles away) and have a decent amount of down time. What the fuck is there to do around here and where is the best place to watch some football??

9/24/2014 7:22:36 PM

There is nothing good in delco.

9/24/2014 9:13:52 PM

ha i had forgotten about SaabTurbo. glad that dude doesn't come around too often anymore. is he the kid who would shoplift medicine and whatnot?


anyway, i prefer my cheesesteak with real cheese, lots of veggies (onions, peppers, jalapenos, banana peppers, etc) and copious spices (salt, pepper, oregano, etc)

I don't care if that's how philly folk prefer it or not.

9/24/2014 9:33:36 PM

How 'da fuck do we 'posed to keep peace

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/26/2014 4:17:25 PM