emce ill give her back when im done

11/15/2008 5:49:03 PM

[Edited on November 15, 2008 at 6:13 PM. Reason : waaaaaaah, we take the internet too seriously, waaaaaaah]

11/15/2008 5:51:55 PM

unoriginal & lame code, poorly executed

if you can't post the code without fucking it up maybe it's not such a good idea

11/15/2008 6:06:48 PM

don't be so grouchy bc you are a master hacker...it still fools people.

11/15/2008 6:07:50 PM

for the record, EMCE did it on page 1.

and thanks for the PM to me crying about it.

11/15/2008 6:11:16 PM

fix that shit god dammit

11/15/2008 6:11:44 PM

maybe if I were black I could get away with it

11/15/2008 6:14:56 PM

Quote :

" LovedYoMoma everytime they post, I'm reminded of my ex. they look so much alike"

umm... I'm scared now


the "O'rly?" pictures

11/15/2008 6:17:26 PM

ANY SHIT THAT WOULD REMIND ME OF AN EX IS SOME METRO ASS SHIT THAT I'D AVOID ANYWAY SON.

11/15/2008 6:21:53 PM

ISWYDT

11/15/2008 6:27:42 PM

maroon jeep cherokees

[Edited on November 15, 2008 at 8:37 PM. Reason : oops]

11/15/2008 8:33:30 PM

^its script hun

11/15/2008 8:35:23 PM

haha ok i see now

11/15/2008 8:36:16 PM

pm sent anyways

11/15/2008 8:36:42 PM

*tiger woods fist pump*

11/15/2008 8:38:40 PM

Quote :

"banamna"

Freud much?

11/15/2008 9:33:50 PM

waffles
jojo from jojo's circus
wheel of fortune
mattresses
the north carolina zoo
soccer
people from california

11/15/2008 9:43:23 PM

pretty much any song on any of the Guitar Hero games, particularly "Sweet Child o' Mine" and "Crazy On You"
the Velvet Underground, the Rolling Stones (the former being a favorite of mine that now inspires rather mixed feelings)
black BMWs
sushi, pescatarians
romantic comedies
the word "ho"

11/15/2008 9:53:20 PM

Jeff the antisemitic director wannabee: Comedy Sportz fly swatters
Andy the cheating online boyfriend: Rob Zombie and CO fires
Sabir the Moroccan chessmaster mathematician: leather jackets
Rob the English major elitist: Camel Turkish Royals, The Doors
Tony: vodka and groundhogs

11/15/2008 10:22:27 PM

ANY SHIT THAT WOULD REMIND ME OF AN EX IS SOME METRO ASS SHIT THAT I'D AVOID ANYWAY SON.

11/15/2008 10:24:37 PM

X-Files

11/15/2008 10:28:56 PM

aha

11/15/2008 10:28:58 PM

stupid people
people who lack common sense
Everquest
A certain smell I sometimes catch
big noses
Smoke


uh thats all I can think of off the top of my head

11/15/2008 10:37:39 PM

kiwi covered in wihpped crheam

11/15/2008 10:45:23 PM

11/15/2008 10:46:42 PM

Josh Grobin
Most Country Songs
Mercury Cougars

11/15/2008 10:53:14 PM

You rolly eyeing me??

haha omg not post scripted!

[Edited on November 15, 2008 at 10:55 PM. Reason : xxx]

11/15/2008 10:54:42 PM

honestly I might have to culture an interest in a completely different genre to avoid memories of that ho

god damnit

11/15/2008 11:37:40 PM

I had to change genres. If you're the tiberius I think you are, you actually had a big part to play in my whole wake up call.

11/15/2008 11:49:55 PM

I like to think I'm the one and only, but the gravity of that statement humbles me, so I'm not entirely sure you're thinking of the same me.

11/16/2008 12:01:49 AM

Ashe's birthday party. I came out from Zebulon, was a bit nervous because I'm not used to parties, spent most of the time up in her room playing with the cats. Around midnight I was going to head on home. You ran out of the house after me, asking me to stay. You said that Tony would only be drunk, passed out in front of the TV with a microwave dinner half-eaten on his chest.

It actually gave me pause. I would go on to leave him years later.

11/16/2008 12:06:23 AM

apparently there is an imposter then, lol, 'cause I'm not sure I remember that

on an unrelated note, I found some of my ex's clothes in the bottom of a box unpacking today

I kinda miss that ho

12/5/2008 3:21:09 AM

Wii concur with this thread (no alias)...

12/5/2008 3:26:24 AM

phase 10

12/5/2008 3:29:54 AM

one time we tripped acid together, she played a Velvet Underground album I hadn't heard for the most part, though they're one of my favorite artists & I <3 Lou Reed

I later downloaded the album

and every time I play that shit it gets me

yeah, I'll admit it, I miss that ho, I wonder what she's up to

12/5/2008 3:32:46 AM

Acura RSXs
Nissan xterras
the gym
Alabama: Dixieland Delight
repairing the bridge at my cabin
Winston-Salem
Badin Lake
salvia

12/5/2008 8:37:55 AM

i can't really explain the smells that remind me of certain ones

but yea

smells mainly.

12/5/2008 8:39:03 AM

quixtar, though that was after we had dated, i still find it funny

12/5/2008 10:07:54 AM

everything.

12/5/2008 10:08:48 AM

wine
dmb
sodium
sunsets
concerts
double vanity
chicken florentine
extra pillows on the bed
grey's anatomy commercials

12/5/2008 10:24:06 AM

http://www.brentroad.com

12/5/2008 10:25:15 AM

red jeep cherokees

12/5/2008 10:26:03 AM

punches to the eye

haha j/k

Wolfpack football (espcially those in the TE position)
Jeep grand cherokees
Conversion vans (funny story)
Flannel shirts
Bud heavy
Anything having to do with hunting

12/5/2008 10:28:35 AM

Jeopardy

12/5/2008 10:31:59 AM

yellow VW beetles
the cheesecake factory
high heels
horses
maps by the yea yea yeas
new years
blue eyes
tanning beds
flight of the conchords
ayden
bojangles on western
giraffes
cartoons
sperrys
britney spears


theres a lot for the last one...we shared a lot of random memories that pop up from time to time

over the yaers though:
nextels little beep thing
christmas trees
ballerinas(one was one)
playboy
proms
elephants
haunted houses
olives
hooters
uggs
waffles

theres a ton of things but ive dated/hung around a ton of girls so...theres a lot.

12/5/2008 10:32:05 AM

being angry

things that remind me of my wife - being happy


haha

12/5/2008 10:34:00 AM

Huge titties

12/5/2008 10:41:02 AM

nailing her sister

12/5/2008 10:42:51 AM

On the topic of ex's, old but funny ass email

Quote :

" Brad, It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being p*ssed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behaviour didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that. I am so sorry. Elizabeth RESPONSE: Dear Elizabeth, Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about". You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't Fuck him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child p*rn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened. By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know. PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email. Talk to you never, Brad"

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 11:20 AM. Reason : _]

12/5/2008 10:55:00 AM

^ wow, your response was great

12/5/2008 11:04:47 AM