10/29/2008 11:04:13 PM

i'm not going to show you what's in the drawers of the night stand

10/29/2008 11:05:48 PM

you seem hotter now that you used to be


you got land?

10/29/2008 11:35:57 PM

indeed i do

10/29/2008 11:52:35 PM

lol

10/29/2008 11:53:16 PM

i have 40 acres



but no mule

10/29/2008 11:54:26 PM

i got a mule for you

10/30/2008 12:20:04 AM

so now there is an empty bottle of gin in my bathroom trashcan


that was amusing to wake up to this morning

10/30/2008 10:31:53 AM

Was it full when you started?

10/30/2008 10:34:46 AM

nah


about 2/3...maybe a little less

10/30/2008 10:36:16 AM

this thread is about to get cranked back up


it really pays off to have an alcoholic ex roommate that left a shit load of liquor at your house

[Edited on November 4, 2008 at 5:49 PM. Reason : pics to come later]

11/4/2008 5:48:38 PM

i have some airplane bottles of vodka if you want

11/4/2008 5:49:32 PM

oooo....good to know


that'll be good for a red bull weekend!

11/4/2008 5:50:55 PM

i, too, have furniture.

11/4/2008 5:57:02 PM

not as awesome as mine!

11/4/2008 5:57:48 PM

you're probably right.

11/4/2008 5:58:14 PM

and the party is starting!!!

11/4/2008 6:35:43 PM

thought you said you didn't like vodka.

11/4/2008 6:37:15 PM

holyl complicated drink batman

11/4/2008 6:37:23 PM

^^where do you see vodka?

^i just want a little variety

11/4/2008 6:38:07 PM

and turn that damn clock over and is that diet sun drop.

was going by the quote above lol

Quote :

"oooo....good to know that'll be good for a red bull weekend!"

[Edited on November 4, 2008 at 6:39 PM. Reason : ]

11/4/2008 6:38:12 PM

i like it only with red bull or white russians

11/4/2008 6:43:06 PM

yeah i don't like vodka all that much...probably why i still have it. it'll do in a pinch though

11/4/2008 6:44:00 PM

= victory beer tonight

11/4/2008 6:45:32 PM

alright....one 7 and sun drop down


what's next


7 and sour or 7 and sierra mist

11/4/2008 7:14:30 PM

7 and sour

11/4/2008 7:15:06 PM

yeah...that's what i went with

11/4/2008 7:37:46 PM

ha, you should've taken a before and after pic of yourself.

11/4/2008 7:40:14 PM

uhm why are your pics mirror imaged

11/4/2008 7:42:56 PM

i keep thinking this says "most awesome one night stand ever.."

11/4/2008 7:54:58 PM

with regards to the first picture on the page


i'm a fan of column 3/row 2

11/4/2008 7:57:23 PM

Quote :

"TROJAN HER PLEASURE"

11/4/2008 7:59:05 PM

ultra-thin spermicidal lubrication

11/4/2008 8:02:20 PM

do you have that whole selection in your nightstand?

if so, then yes, it is the most awesome nightstand ever

11/4/2008 8:03:42 PM

I like ultra thick unlubricated.


jk

11/4/2008 8:04:06 PM

11/4/2008 8:08:51 PM

holla

11/4/2008 8:09:23 PM

I don't when girls keep rubbers on hand


Makes me think I'm just the next in a long neverending line of cock


Which I usually am, but I don't like to think about it immediately pre-coitus

11/4/2008 8:11:25 PM

gin 'n tonic plz ?

11/4/2008 8:11:30 PM

^^don't worry...there are a lot in there


they don't get used often

[Edited on November 4, 2008 at 8:13 PM. Reason : sdf]

11/4/2008 8:13:03 PM

is that two vibrators

11/4/2008 8:13:21 PM

no one has commented on the toy yet?

11/4/2008 8:14:02 PM

YES

but one doesn't work

11/4/2008 8:14:26 PM

those little egg things are awesome

11/4/2008 8:15:13 PM

I was trying to decipher the title of that book but I couldn't

spill the beans !

11/4/2008 8:15:14 PM

apparently the bean gets a lot of action

11/4/2008 8:15:40 PM

^^^those little egg things suck

^^


[Edited on November 4, 2008 at 8:17 PM. Reason : ^not anymore ]

11/4/2008 8:17:31 PM

ok retard, ou've got to figure out how to flip your pics from your new fangled retarded mac

11/4/2008 8:18:28 PM

lifestyles suck

11/4/2008 8:19:13 PM

i know how to do it but that's an extra step...

you can figure out what it says

[Edited on November 4, 2008 at 8:19 PM. Reason : ^that's why they haven't been used....haha]

11/4/2008 8:19:23 PM