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i wish that i was great at physics

10/30/2008 11:13:02 AM

dos!

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:14 AM. Reason : fail]

10/30/2008 11:13:03 AM

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"Granted, but it's worthless because there's too much of it. I wish i were having buttsecks right now."

yeah, but its because you've been forced into ass to ass due to your coke habit.

man, i wish there were more titties on the internet

10/30/2008 11:14:15 AM

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"i wish that i was great at physics"

granted but just like most people who are, you will never get laid again

I wish I lived in Mexico

10/30/2008 11:14:41 AM

granted, but you die since your body can't handle the shitty water. too easy


i wish that i were as good at basketball as lebron and kobe.

10/30/2008 11:16:08 AM

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"i wish there were more titties on the internet"

Granted but unforunately they are all of your family members

I wish that people on TWW wouldnt get pissed by new users

10/30/2008 11:28:59 AM

Granted but tww would be so boring and then the site would eventually shut down

I wish this paper of mine gets done sooner than later.

10/30/2008 12:29:32 PM

^holy shit, we posted the same corrupted wish, how cool

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"I wish that people on TWW wouldnt get pissed by new users "

granted, but now TWW is full of nice normal folks who are boring as shit...and TWW slowly runs itself into the ground. bye bye TWW.

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"I wish this paper of mine gets done sooner than later."

granted, but unfortunately it got graded sooner too - and you got an F.



i wish i could eat a piece of pumpkin cheesecake right the fuck now



[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 12:36 PM. Reason : someone do mine!!! ]

10/30/2008 12:31:35 PM

^ I just did that one.

10/30/2008 12:32:27 PM

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"I wish this paper of mine gets done sooner than later"

granted but as soon as you finish, your computer crashes and all work is lost

I wish I understood half of the shit Lil Wayne says in his songs

10/30/2008 12:33:56 PM

Granted, but now you're black

I wish I had just enough money to do what I want right now

10/30/2008 12:37:22 PM

Granted but now you'll spend your money on a hooker and get HIV

I wish I had a nice back massage.

10/30/2008 12:39:09 PM

GRANTED BUT I BROKE YOUR BACK

I WISH YOU WEREN'T A TRANNY SON.

10/30/2008 12:39:59 PM

Wow I wish you weren't such a tww loser troll. oh wait my wish can never be granted.

10/30/2008 12:42:30 PM

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"I WISH YOU WEREN'T A TRANNY SON."

granted but you found out becasue you had sex with a dude.

I wish i could drink at work

10/30/2008 12:43:56 PM

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 12:45 PM. Reason : nvm]

10/30/2008 12:44:33 PM

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"I wish i could drink at work"

GRANTED BUT NOW YOU CAN'T WORK AT WORK

I WISH I HADN'T FUCKED A TRANNY.

10/30/2008 12:45:10 PM

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"I WISH I HADN'T FUCKED A TRANNY"

done, but its cuz you dont have a dick

wish i would have seen Ironman in theaters

10/30/2008 12:49:10 PM

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"I WISH I HADN'T FUCKED A TRANNY."

Granted, but now you'll never get laid, because trannies are the only humans that want to fuck you.

I WISH I HAD SOME MOTHER FUCKING PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE DAMNIT

10/30/2008 12:49:24 PM

granted, but now you weigh 500 lbs.



i wish i could take a plane tomorrow

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 12:49 PM. Reason : ]

10/30/2008 12:49:36 PM

granted but it was hijacked and run into a building.

i still wish i had seen ironman in theaters

10/30/2008 12:52:05 PM

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"i still wish i had seen ironman in theaters"

granted, but some kid sitting next to you in the theater puked all over your shoes

i wish i could be at home, cuddling with my kitties and taking a nap

10/30/2008 12:53:38 PM

granted but now you have fleabites on your dick



i wish i had some heroin!

10/30/2008 12:54:17 PM

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"i wish i could be at home, cuddling with my kitties and taking a nap"

Granted but they are dead... every one of them

I wish I won the lottery

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 12:55 PM. Reason : .]

10/30/2008 12:54:48 PM

I'M NOT A MAN!
MY CATS DON'T HAVE FLEAS!

TAKE THAT BACK YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT!

10/30/2008 12:54:49 PM

i didn`t read your nick but i can`t and i wont!

10/30/2008 12:55:55 PM

ASSHOLE

I WISH I HAD AN E-GUN SO I COULD E-SHOOT GREEN JAY

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 12:56 PM. Reason : -]

10/30/2008 12:56:32 PM

granted, but you had it pointed the wrong way....


i wish my laundries could finish so i can put on pants

10/30/2008 1:04:42 PM

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"i wish my laundries could finish so i can put on pants"

granted but you have to wear them the rest of your life, never to be washed again

I wish I knew of some sick Halloween parties happening tomm.

10/30/2008 1:12:22 PM

granted, but you can't go to any of them because you're deathly ill

I wish my work would do itself

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:48 PM. Reason : f]

10/30/2008 1:48:28 PM

GRANTED BUT IT DID ITSELF WRONG

I WISH I HAD A 500LB CRACK SLAB.

10/30/2008 1:49:22 PM

Granted, but you got a 500 lb slab of concrete with a crack in it.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Reason : ie]

10/30/2008 1:51:25 PM

Granted, but some fat kid came along and ate you. Byebye!

I wish I wasn't dieting.

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Reason : ,]

10/30/2008 1:51:39 PM

^ (BTW, I SAW YOUR POST PRE-EDIT. YOU SMOKE CRACK SON. YOU SNORT/INJECT COCAINE SON. YOU DON'T SNORT CRACK SON, UNLESS YOU'RE RETARDED.)

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:53 PM. Reason : ]

10/30/2008 1:53:05 PM

(sorry SON, but i don't do drugs. therefore the only knowledge i have of snorting/smoking/injecting anything is from what i watch on INTERVENTION son)

10/30/2008 1:55:33 PM

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"Granted, but some fat kid came along and ate you. Byebye! I wish I wasn't dieting."

Granted, but then you'd be your current size and people would have to love you for you

I wish the elections would be over already.

10/30/2008 1:57:32 PM

^^I DON'T USE DRUGS EITHER, BUT AT LEAST I UNDERSTAND THAT SHIT.

YOU DIDN'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO INTERVENTION SON.


I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT ABOUT THAT SHOW IS INTERESTING ANYWAY SON. IT'S FUCKED UP SHIT SON.

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 2:03 PM. Reason : ]

10/30/2008 1:57:35 PM

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"I wish the elections would be over already"

Granted but whoever you voted for lost

I wish had super powers

10/30/2008 2:00:27 PM

granted, but that super power is x-ray vision on fat mexican chics

i wish i wasn't always so damn gassy.

10/30/2008 2:25:42 PM

granted but now you can never fart again, so you will fill up with gas and explode.

I wish I had a kitten.

10/30/2008 2:27:28 PM

Granted, but it was in some chinese food.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

10/30/2008 2:29:23 PM

granted, but you have nobody to cast it

I wish I could fly

10/30/2008 2:32:17 PM

granted but you have small chicken wings and can't fly very far or high.

I wish I lived somewhere else.

10/30/2008 2:39:03 PM

granted but then you would be all alone

I wish I could shake this headache

10/30/2008 2:51:03 PM

granted but it is New orleans after katrina

i wish i sucked at life

10/30/2008 2:51:13 PM

granted you get aids and get ran over by a train.
I wish i had a copy of fallout 3

10/30/2008 3:05:26 PM

granted but then you'd spend so much time playing it that you would actually failout.

i wish girls put out as much as they flirt

10/30/2008 3:08:56 PM

granted, but now you got several IRSeriousKittens to care for.

I wish I knew what I know now, when I was younger.

10/30/2008 3:10:21 PM

granted but then you get laid all the time

i wish bad things would happen to everyone

10/30/2008 3:11:10 PM

granted: WWIII

I wish for world peace ?

10/30/2008 3:13:17 PM