2 i wish that i was great at physics
10/30/2008 11:13:02 AM
dos![Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:14 AM. Reason : fail]
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10/30/2008 11:14:41 AM
granted, but you die since your body can't handle the shitty water. too easyi wish that i were as good at basketball as lebron and kobe.
10/30/2008 11:16:08 AM
10/30/2008 11:28:59 AM
Granted but tww would be so boring and then the site would eventually shut downI wish this paper of mine gets done sooner than later.
10/30/2008 12:29:32 PM
^holy shit, we posted the same corrupted wish, how cool
10/30/2008 12:31:35 PM
^ I just did that one.
10/30/2008 12:32:27 PM
10/30/2008 12:33:56 PM
Granted, but now you're blackI wish I had just enough money to do what I want right now
10/30/2008 12:37:22 PM
Granted but now you'll spend your money on a hooker and get HIVI wish I had a nice back massage.
10/30/2008 12:39:09 PM
GRANTED BUT I BROKE YOUR BACKI WISH YOU WEREN'T A TRANNY SON.
10/30/2008 12:39:59 PM
Wow I wish you weren't such a tww loser troll. oh wait my wish can never be granted.
10/30/2008 12:42:30 PM
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granted, but now you weigh 500 lbs. i wish i could take a plane tomorrow[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 12:49 PM. Reason : ]
10/30/2008 12:49:36 PM
granted but it was hijacked and run into a building.i still wish i had seen ironman in theaters
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10/30/2008 12:53:38 PM
granted but now you have fleabites on your dicki wish i had some heroin!
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10/30/2008 12:54:48 PM
I'M NOT A MAN!MY CATS DON'T HAVE FLEAS!TAKE THAT BACK YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT!
10/30/2008 12:54:49 PM
i didn`t read your nick but i can`t and i wont!
10/30/2008 12:55:55 PM
ASSHOLEI WISH I HAD AN E-GUN SO I COULD E-SHOOT GREEN JAY[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 12:56 PM. Reason : -]
10/30/2008 12:56:32 PM
granted, but you had it pointed the wrong way.... i wish my laundries could finish so i can put on pants
10/30/2008 1:04:42 PM
10/30/2008 1:12:22 PM
granted, but you can't go to any of them because you're deathly illI wish my work would do itself[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:48 PM. Reason : f]
10/30/2008 1:48:28 PM
GRANTED BUT IT DID ITSELF WRONG I WISH I HAD A 500LB CRACK SLAB.
10/30/2008 1:49:22 PM
Granted, but you got a 500 lb slab of concrete with a crack in it.I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Reason : ie]
10/30/2008 1:51:25 PM
Granted, but some fat kid came along and ate you. Byebye!I wish I wasn't dieting.[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Reason : ,]
10/30/2008 1:51:39 PM
^ (BTW, I SAW YOUR POST PRE-EDIT. YOU SMOKE CRACK SON. YOU SNORT/INJECT COCAINE SON. YOU DON'T SNORT CRACK SON, UNLESS YOU'RE RETARDED.)[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 1:53 PM. Reason : ]
10/30/2008 1:53:05 PM
(sorry SON, but i don't do drugs. therefore the only knowledge i have of snorting/smoking/injecting anything is from what i watch on INTERVENTION son)
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10/30/2008 1:57:32 PM
^^I DON'T USE DRUGS EITHER, BUT AT LEAST I UNDERSTAND THAT SHIT. YOU DIDN'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO INTERVENTION SON.I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT ABOUT THAT SHOW IS INTERESTING ANYWAY SON. IT'S FUCKED UP SHIT SON.[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 2:03 PM. Reason : ]
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10/30/2008 2:00:27 PM
granted, but that super power is x-ray vision on fat mexican chicsi wish i wasn't always so damn gassy.
10/30/2008 2:25:42 PM
granted but now you can never fart again, so you will fill up with gas and explode.I wish I had a kitten.
10/30/2008 2:27:28 PM
Granted, but it was in some chinese food.I wish I had infinite wishes.
10/30/2008 2:29:23 PM
granted, but you have nobody to cast itI wish I could fly
10/30/2008 2:32:17 PM
granted but you have small chicken wings and can't fly very far or high.I wish I lived somewhere else.
10/30/2008 2:39:03 PM
granted but then you would be all aloneI wish I could shake this headache
10/30/2008 2:51:03 PM
granted but it is New orleans after katrinai wish i sucked at life
10/30/2008 2:51:13 PM
granted you get aids and get ran over by a train.I wish i had a copy of fallout 3
10/30/2008 3:05:26 PM
granted but then you'd spend so much time playing it that you would actually failout.i wish girls put out as much as they flirt
10/30/2008 3:08:56 PM
granted, but now you got several IRSeriousKittens to care for.I wish I knew what I know now, when I was younger.
10/30/2008 3:10:21 PM
granted but then you get laid all the timei wish bad things would happen to everyone
10/30/2008 3:11:10 PM
granted: WWIIII wish for world peace ?
10/30/2008 3:13:17 PM