die

11/12/2008 11:26:11 AM

My dog, who by the way has to be smarter than you, GGMon, wants to bite your nuts off now.

11/12/2008 11:36:50 AM

Pet owners are like potsmokers. Whatever they "claim" they spend a month, triple it. And what if Fido needs a two thousand dollar operation? Where does that factor? Same goes for the people in this thread who claim they wash their dogs twice a week. Pure bullshit lies.

Even if you did wash your dog every 14 days - they still stink and leave hair and dandruff on your clothing.

Your dog is not smart. Pet people have vivid imagination while pretending their dog is "so special and unique" They are not - you just want to believe fido knows things.

11/12/2008 11:40:42 AM

Your dog cat is not smart. Pet people have vivid imagination while pretending their dog cat is "so special and unique" They are not - you just want to believe fido kitty knows things.

11/12/2008 11:42:10 AM

Your dog child is not smart. Pet people parents have vivid imagination while pretending their dog kid is "so special and unique" They are not - you just want to believe fido the little retard knows things.

11/12/2008 11:46:37 AM

AndyMac just won the hell out of this thread

11/12/2008 12:03:30 PM

Problem with that - children grow up. Pets are in a permanent state of arrested development.

11/12/2008 12:09:34 PM

you're in a permanent state of butthurt faggotry so I guess we're all even

11/12/2008 12:11:04 PM

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"Pet owners are like potsmokers. Whatever they "claim" they spend a month, triple it."

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED GGMon?!

11/12/2008 12:11:30 PM

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"Pet owners are like potsmokers. Whatever they "claim" they spend a month, triple it."

Just because your busted ass can't afford shit doesn't mean everyone else can't spend money on what they want. I've spent a bunch on my two dogs and I'd triple it in a heartbeat...I can afford to...now go eat your ramen noodles and stfu.

11/12/2008 12:13:49 PM

Moron kids grow up to be moron adults

11/12/2008 12:14:12 PM

11/12/2008 12:15:52 PM

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"cats, well are mostly for socially inept people of one sort or another. "

haha My ex has three with no one else but him in his home. Dead. On.

GGMon, just do us a favor and never own an animal, ever. With your attitude the pet's are better off in someone else's hands and I'm glad for it.

11/12/2008 12:22:25 PM

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"you're in a permanent state of butthurt faggotry so I guess we're all even"

Ya - because I don't love something that eats it own shit - I'm a fag.

Pets are on teh same level as "adults" who still have stuffed toys.

11/12/2008 12:36:54 PM

dj ftw.

11/12/2008 1:57:01 PM

haha, I agree with several above. As a kid I loved pets but I'm fucking freaked out by people who 'need' them as adults or young adults.

Every time I hear someone over 20 talk about how they have to hurry home so this gay animal needs to be let outside or that stupid thing needs feeding I think about how sad you have to be to burden yourself that much just for some brainless companionship

11/12/2008 2:01:12 PM

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"Your dog mother is not smart. Petyou people have vivid imagination while pretending their dog mama is "so special and unique" They are She is not - you just want to believe fido knows things. the dumb bitch is special and smart"

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 2:11 PM. Reason : 0]

11/12/2008 2:10:33 PM

Mulva gets it. Pet people are on the same level as women in their 20s who have Winnie the Pooh steering wheel covers.

11/12/2008 2:12:42 PM

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"Your mother is not smart. you people people have vivid imagination while pretending their mama is "so special and unique" She is not - you just want to believe the dumb bitch is special and smart"

11/12/2008 2:13:27 PM

Why do you hate pets so much? It's thier decision let them deal with the consequences.

11/12/2008 2:15:11 PM

dog people?

11/12/2008 2:17:21 PM

...because I have to deal with these raging fucktards at my work. The dumpy chick who makes fresh dog treats, the young chick who is always yawning because her puppy keeps her awake at night.

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"Every time I hear someone over 20 talk about how they have to hurry home so this gay animal needs to be let outside or that stupid thing needs feeding I think about how sad you have to be to burden yourself that much just for some brainless companionship"

11/12/2008 2:22:17 PM

Don't make blanket statements about all dog owners based on the few fanatics you happen to work with.

11/12/2008 2:26:52 PM

^ YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FUNDAMENTALIST VS. MODERATE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE.


THE POINT IS, GGMon IS A STUPID ASS METRO BITCH. THAT'S ALL HE NEEDS TO KNOW SON.

11/12/2008 2:27:55 PM

^ and you don't think that argument would apply in this case?

11/12/2008 2:29:24 PM

IT WORKS HERE, BUT NOT FOR RELIGION MY SON.

MODERATES FUEL AN ATMOSPHERE THAT ALLOWS THE CREATION OF FUNDAMENTALISTS.

11/12/2008 2:30:55 PM

i must be growing on you, because now you are calling my "MY SON" instead of just "SON"

11/12/2008 2:31:54 PM

I love birdies

11/12/2008 2:31:54 PM

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"THE POINT IS, GGMon IS A STUPID ASS METRO BITCH. THAT'S ALL HE NEEDS TO KNOW SON."

You own cats. CATS. Bhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

11/12/2008 2:34:57 PM

THEY'RE CALLED MEEMAWS YOU STUPID ASS METRO BITCH.

11/12/2008 2:35:31 PM

I actually thought a mee-maw was a grandma or great-grandma. good to know it's a cat.

11/12/2008 2:36:50 PM

^ only if you are a hick

11/12/2008 2:39:28 PM

ONLY FAGS AND METROS HAVE MEEMAWS SON. DO YOU DRESS THEM IN CUTE LITTLE HATS, SON?

11/12/2008 2:56:42 PM

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"Your dog child is not smart. Pet people parents have vivid imagination while pretending their dog kid is "so special and unique" They are not - you just want to believe fido the little retard knows things."

hahahahahaha

11/12/2008 3:08:33 PM

The flaw in that logic - Kids grow up. Some of them become lawyers. A dog will eat its own stit till the day he dies.

11/13/2008 8:45:52 AM

If your dog eats his own shit, it's a sign of a mental problem. Again, my dog has never eaten his own shit. He does eat his puke though.

11/13/2008 8:51:14 AM

^^ dogs rarely live past 12 its a much shorter term commitment.

11/13/2008 8:52:40 AM

^ but unfortunately that is when they start to get expensive. I have to agree with the OP on that one. WAAAAAAY cheaper than a kid though

11/13/2008 8:57:11 AM

ILLIN' WITH THE MEE-MAWS SONS.


[Edited on November 13, 2008 at 9:01 AM. Reason : FAILED]

11/13/2008 8:58:17 AM

^

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" "Every time I hear someone over 20 talk about how they have to hurry home so this gay animal needs to be let outside or that stupid thing needs feeding I think about how sad you have to be to burden yourself that much just for some brainless companionship" "

adam8778 exposed

11/13/2008 9:04:14 AM

i have dogs

because my wife wanted them.

they are a gigantic hassle and huge pain in my ass.

i like dogs, but i like other people's dogs, because i don't like to be hassled with feeding, bathing, and cleaning up after them.

i'm just waiting it out until these dogs die.

gonna be a long ride.


as an aside, men who own cats are gay. There is no exception to this.


aside #2



this looks kind of like Golovko

11/13/2008 9:04:37 AM

I AM GLAD adam8778 HAS TWO MEE-MAWS SON, I FOLLOW THEM AROUND AND SNIFF AT THEM SON.

THEY ARE MANLY AS SHIT, SON.

11/13/2008 9:10:57 AM

Neither of my dogs eat their shit or anybody else's shit. Ever. My rabbit eats cecotropes out of her ass for nutrients. Are you going to hate on rabbits for that reason?

You've obviously never had a pet before. That's okay, because I hope you never do because that poor creature would be neglected.

Dogs are intelligent, not because their owners have "imagination" but intelligent on their own standards. In fact, I bet both my dogs are smarter than you.

And if a dog owners house stinks its most likely not because they have a dog, but rather because they are sloppy, disgusting people who can't clean up after themselves, their children and their pets. My dogs do not stink. I've seen others that do and its the owner's fault for not cleaning up their house and bathing their pet.

Oh and I sleep great with my girl curled up next to me at night. Babies keep people up at night, you going to protest babies?

11/13/2008 9:17:38 AM

i think some of you people are confusing "dog people" and "people that have dogs"...

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"as an aside, men who own cats are gay. There is no exception to this."

i dunno, zxappeal kinda seems like the anti-homo to me

[Edited on November 13, 2008 at 9:22 AM. Reason : &c]

11/13/2008 9:20:11 AM

^^^TOO BAD SHE'S ABOUT DOUBLE THAT WEIGHT NOW

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" BEEF LOG DOG"

[Edited on November 13, 2008 at 9:20 AM. Reason : -]

11/13/2008 9:20:32 AM

My dog is actually decently smart. he responds to basic commands and tone. He may not be able to do calculus, but he's a good dog and i love him.

11/13/2008 9:30:10 AM

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"ONLY FAGS AND METROS HAVE MEEMAWS SON. DO YOU DRESS THEM IN CUTE LITTLE HATS, SON?"

ANIMALS AREN'T FASHION ACCESSORIES.

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"If your dog eats his own shit, it's a sign of a mental problem. Again, my dog has never eaten his own shit. He does eat his puke though."

DOGS USUALLY EAT THEIR OWN SHIT WHEN THEY AREN'T GETTING ENOUGH NUTRITION, LIKE WHEN THEIR FOOD ISN'T BEING FULLY DIGESTED (SO IT STILL SMELLS LIKE FOOD). MAYBE A MIXTURE OF WET AND DRY FOOD WOULD HELP THE PROBLEM.

11/13/2008 9:31:37 AM

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"my dog has never eaten his own shit. He does eat his puke though."

Oh that is much better. Does he give you licks afterwards. Pet people are gross.

Puppy MOS DEF has a winnie the pooh backpack.

I loved dogs when I was a kid. But like my Transformers - I moved on and grew the fuck up.

11/13/2008 1:42:34 PM

my dog knows sign language

11/13/2008 1:44:16 PM

So did my grimlock action figure.

11/13/2008 2:31:23 PM