spanking the monkey
choking the chicken
beat the meat
pull your pud

11/15/2008 10:13:59 PM

1 man tug of war

11/15/2008 10:14:29 PM

Quote :

"freshly squeezed man-o-naise"

some of these, including this one are not euphemisms for masturbation.


fresh squeezing some man-0-naise still works though

11/15/2008 10:15:57 PM

jerkin the gherkin

11/15/2008 10:19:00 PM

Quote :

"Buffin' the buffalo"

12/4/2008 8:00:09 PM

FEEDIN

THE

DUCKS

12/4/2008 8:01:24 PM

Dude, feeding an ookie cookie to a duck is not cool.

12/4/2008 8:07:32 PM

Thus would not be quacktastic.

12/4/2008 8:08:41 PM

tossin the twinkie

12/4/2008 8:09:12 PM

jesus fucking christ, does no one get that???

it's fucking gold, been using it for years.

12/4/2008 8:11:28 PM

Explain your euphemism!

12/4/2008 8:15:42 PM

imagine the hand motion.

like throwing around bread crumbs and shit.

IT'S FUNNY

12/4/2008 8:19:35 PM

YOUR EUPHEMISM IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!

12/4/2008 8:20:48 PM

NO

IT IS HILARIOUS AND IS ALWAYS A HIT WHEN I GIVE A DEMONSTRATION

(a sfw demonstration, of course)

12/4/2008 8:23:35 PM

deflating the seabass

^sup Joel..

12/4/2008 8:26:02 PM

dealin cards

12/4/2008 9:21:31 PM

Having a date with Mrs. Palmer, and her 5 slut daughters.

Have you met my girlfriend "Handgela"

12/5/2008 12:31:24 PM

punching the clown

12/5/2008 12:35:19 PM