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mdozer73
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spanking the monkey
choking the chicken
beat the meat
pull your pud

11/15/2008 10:13:59 PM

drunknloaded
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1 man tug of war

11/15/2008 10:14:29 PM

themodernage
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Quote :
"freshly squeezed man-o-naise"


some of these, including this one are not euphemisms for masturbation.


fresh squeezing some man-0-naise still works though

11/15/2008 10:15:57 PM

aikimann
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jerkin the gherkin

11/15/2008 10:19:00 PM

fleetwud
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Quote :
"Buffin' the buffalo"

12/4/2008 8:00:09 PM

WillemJoel
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FEEDIN

THE

DUCKS

12/4/2008 8:01:24 PM

Kurtis636
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Dude, feeding an ookie cookie to a duck is not cool.

12/4/2008 8:07:32 PM

fleetwud
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Thus would not be quacktastic.

12/4/2008 8:08:41 PM

ndmetcal
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tossin the twinkie

12/4/2008 8:09:12 PM

WillemJoel
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jesus fucking christ, does no one get that???

it's fucking gold, been using it for years.

12/4/2008 8:11:28 PM

Kurtis636
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Explain your euphemism!

12/4/2008 8:15:42 PM

WillemJoel
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imagine the hand motion.

like throwing around bread crumbs and shit.

IT'S FUNNY

12/4/2008 8:19:35 PM

Kurtis636
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YOUR EUPHEMISM IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!

12/4/2008 8:20:48 PM

WillemJoel
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NO

IT IS HILARIOUS AND IS ALWAYS A HIT WHEN I GIVE A DEMONSTRATION

(a sfw demonstration, of course)

12/4/2008 8:23:35 PM

ncsu2002
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deflating the seabass

^sup Joel..

12/4/2008 8:26:02 PM

dweedle
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dealin cards

12/4/2008 9:21:31 PM

Nobs
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Having a date with Mrs. Palmer, and her 5 slut daughters.

Have you met my girlfriend "Handgela"

12/5/2008 12:31:24 PM

Sputter
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punching the clown

12/5/2008 12:35:19 PM

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