i'm about to go outside and pull this fucking shit off my window

12/22/2008 2:46:42 AM

people who don't enjoy holidays just fail at life.

12/22/2008 2:46:45 AM

^almost as bad as the people that enjoy the holidays too much

12/22/2008 2:47:33 AM

i enjoy a day off work as much as the next guy

but i don't enjoy everyone being off work at the same time. i'd rather have a day off when businesses are open and not every other fisherman is on the water.

12/22/2008 2:48:04 AM

I hate buying gifts and attending christmas events

12/22/2008 4:08:22 AM

duck christmas

12/22/2008 4:50:16 AM

i wanna take my machete and go around hacking apart those inflatable santas and charlie browns etc. in people's yards

12/24/2008 12:06:30 AM

i secretly am hating Christmas this year, but its all because I dont have a woman to share it with, otherwise i would be all about some Christmas

12/24/2008 12:12:13 AM

^^if i wasn't worried about killing someone, i would shoot em all with my auto-5

12/24/2008 1:12:59 AM

Now that I'm a grown up Christmas has lost it's luster. (And not just the assload of presents part)

Now it's just a time for collective vacation for family members to get together.

12/24/2008 1:16:57 AM