I was probably the most prolific mooner on the eastern seaboard from 1993-2001

11/21/2008 2:13:22 PM

Quote :

"remember that video they showed with the woman giving birth? what was it??"

I tried to forget as much of that course as possible

11/21/2008 2:13:22 PM

the only fight i ever got into was in 6th grade and stemmed from the fact that i put this kids trumpet mouthpeice on a toilet seat, hide and seek fashion.

it wasn't much of a fight though

the guy bullcharged me and i just moved to the left two steps and retard went head first into the chalkboard/chalk tray busting his dome open and someone managed to break his nose too




also in 6th grade at a friends bday party at his house, we decided itd be a great idea to jump off his roof onto the trampoline.

worked well for everyone else, but when i landed i did one of those dead bounces where you just kinda collapse and there's on recoil.

chin to the knee, bit a nice, wide hole through my lip

22 stiches on the outside, 34 on the inside, cut the roots on my front 8 teeth top and bottom, so i couldnt chew on them for 12 weeks while they healed.

that was not awesome

11/21/2008 2:16:18 PM

At the beginning of 7th grade, all of the guys in my class would run around giving each other dead legs. Not wanting to be left out of the grabassery, I once took about a 10 yd running start to dead leg this kid I didn't like right as my hardass gym teacher came out the door right next to us. Damn near broke the kid's leg. Teacher grabbed my scrawny ass by the scruff of my neck and threw me to the side.

I ended up getting a week of detention and am single handedly responsible for deadlegging being banned at the school.

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 2:18 PM. Reason : d]

11/21/2008 2:16:44 PM

a thousand words:



photo courtesy of BIGcementpon

11/21/2008 2:18:10 PM

me and a friend were making clay sculptures in kindergarten. we were making two people to play together. he asked if mine was a boy or a girl and i told him "it's a girl because it has titties." well, the teacher heard me and i didn't get to play anymore.

the best part was that she sent a letter to my mom telling her what i did. in the letter the word "TITTIES" was in all caps and covered about half the page. ahahaha. my mom still has that letter.

11/21/2008 2:20:13 PM

^ lolol

I was once accused of having sex in the drama department*. The students and disciplinarian said, "Seriously?" I was later acquitted.


* High school

11/21/2008 2:20:43 PM

man kids used to have sex in the upper level of the black room all the time in drama

11/21/2008 2:30:21 PM

i remember one time in high school we went to the parking lot late at night and used straps and chains to drag two of those big metal dumpsters into the entrance/exit of the parking lot...it was pretty funny

11/21/2008 3:02:23 PM

I saw my first penis in the 3rd grade. It was when the fire truck would come and we'd play in the water, and one boy, Joe Willis (who was my boyfriend in the 4th and 5th grade) was sitting next to me with his swim trunks on and the way he was sitting you could see down them, and I saw his little penis...

In high school the "Glitter Girls" (a group of friends on the soccer team) would always raise hell. We had rolling wars and firecracker wars. One time we went to Rock Barn and got a bunch of horse shit out of the field. Then we went to a girl's car that we didn't like and spread it all over the car. The next day her mom wanted us to all be suspended, but since the principal loved us he used the excuse "It didn't happen on school property so I can't do anything about it."

We also went to big lots and bought: birdseed, dish soap, anchovies in mustard, ketchup, mustard, flower, and size 22 panties. We found another girls car that we didn't like and put all that on it. We later heard her saying how her car smelt like fish for 2 weeks because of us.

After we did our running at the beginning of practice we'd run to the hill that goes down below the practice field and pee, cause the field house was too far away and running always made us have to pee.

In middle school I told on a boy for saying his dad grew pot.

I wet my pants in front of the whole class in the 3rd grade.

In the 8th grade we thought we could put my best friend into a trance and we all hang out in the bathroom trying to put her into one.
We also had certain themes for the day. Monday-moon day and wednesday was hump day (we'd really go hump people) I forget the rest of the days though.

In soccer practice in high school we'd play games to see who could hit my boobs by kicking the soccer ball the farthest away.

11/21/2008 3:04:12 PM

Quote :

"the only fight i ever got into was in 6th grade and stemmed from the fact that i put this kids trumpet mouthpeice on a toilet seat"

hahahaha

11/21/2008 3:07:01 PM

In 3rd game all my friends and I tried to shank each other as often as possible

shank like pull down each others pants, not shank like stab

It was double bonus if you got their pants and drawers in one fell swoop

I was pretty good but my friend Enrique was the best

We were doing a school play where we all had to get on stage and sing Achy Breaky Heart

He snuck up behind me and tucked his thumbs in my waistband and I tried to run

But I was a microsecond too late and he yanked my pants and underpants all the way down to my ankles

in front of all our teachers and parents

11/21/2008 3:08:24 PM

I got into a fight in high school with the quarterback, cause he wrote a whole essay on how women's soccer ruined the football field. So I threw my bookbag at him and told him to say it to my fucking face, and slapped him. Then I ran to the office crying and the Assistant Principal told me that Matt needed to get over himself.

My high school was on MTV.

11/21/2008 3:10:54 PM

I went to the Rock Gym for afterschool (guilford county what what) and there was this girl with super long blonde hair. She was always on my nerves so one day I called her a slut in front of everyone. This was 3rd grade btw. I got in so much trouble and had to look up the definition of a slut and write it like 50 times. Afterwards they asked me if I thought she really was a slut after looking it up and I said YES hehe

11/21/2008 3:11:29 PM

Quote :

"I saw my first penis in the 3rd grade."

Quote :

"Joe Willis (who was my boyfriend in the 4th and 5th grade)"

COINCIDENCE????????

11/21/2008 3:12:02 PM

^hahaha that's why I added that!

Also in the 8th grade we went on a field trip to the outer banks and rented a house that had a playboy pin ball machine....here is picture to prove it



[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 3:15 PM. Reason : ]

11/21/2008 3:14:38 PM

7th grade, geometry class


I set a paperclip into the electrical outlet and pushed it in with my shoe... there was a huge spark and the projector that the teacher was lecturing with shut off. Luckily it was a substitute and I just had to sit with her at lunch.

11/21/2008 3:15:37 PM

I also had huge boobs in middle school

11/21/2008 3:16:41 PM

Quote :

"I set a paperclip into the electrical outlet and pushed it in with my shoe... there was a huge spark and the projector that the teacher was lecturing with shut off."

ahahaha

Some kid did this in my 3rd grade class; he stuck a pencil in there while holding the eraser. It was like a camera flash going off.

11/21/2008 3:19:21 PM

Quote :

"i remember one time in high school we went to the parking lot late at night and used straps and chains to drag two of those big metal dumpsters into the entrance/exit of the parking lot...it was pretty funny"

we still did that after high school

11/21/2008 3:20:22 PM

senior prank





[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 3:23 PM. Reason : ]

11/21/2008 3:22:19 PM

during high school graduation, this kid named Brian was walking up to recieve his diploma.

when we was about halfway across the stage he pulled his pants down and mooned the entire audience and had "05" written on his ass

he tried to hug the principal afterwards but the principal was fucking furious and just pushed him away and didnt give him his diploma

when he walked offstage he got arrested


my junior year my high school principal got arrested for drunk driving and was suspended by the school board for a week. it was awesome, he was gone for a week and nobody really gave a shit about the rules after that happened.

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 3:25 PM. Reason : .]

11/21/2008 3:24:11 PM

I used to sell balloons filled with koolaid to kids for a dollar in middle school. I'd end up with about $10 profit.

in 7th grade, my math class was so bad, that we ran through 4 different teachers that year. we would always talk in class, curse the teachers out, come and leave as we pleased, etc...
One of the teachers that quit took her gradebook with her. So our tests and quizzes for about 1/3 of the year were gone. had to reset everyone's grades.

in 10th grade, my friend Diana would always show mw her nipple rings in the middle of class.

I had another friend in 9th grade with HUGE titties. she had no problem letting me play with her titties if I showed her my homework. slut

I got a date to give me head in a movie theatre once

I would skip class often and just go out to lunch. walk back into my class late, hand my teacher a burge (or whatever he ordered) and all was right with the world.

more later...

11/21/2008 3:34:57 PM

lol

sounds like you went to the worst school ever

wait... BEST school ever?

11/21/2008 3:37:05 PM

haha South Meck like a motherfucker

11/21/2008 3:37:42 PM

haha, the school was alright. it's just that charlotte had cross town bussing to keep the schools from being segregated (charlotte's neighborhoods themselves are fairly segregated).

so, there was always a good diverse mix of kids. south charlotte (mostly white) and the transplants from west charlotte (mostly black). it made for some interesting times....and there were definitely some hellions at my school.

hell, I knew that kid that shot that cop to death not too long ago in charlotte.

11/21/2008 3:42:36 PM

Quote :

"a thousand words: photo courtesy of BIGcementpon"

AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

11/21/2008 3:48:48 PM

In the 12th grade a teacher overheard my friend saying a swearword. She made him call his dad at work and tell him what happened. His dad told the teacher "I don't care, he's 18 years old, he can do what he wants. Are you really calling me at work just to tell me that?"

When I was in the 11th grade, some people (probably seniors) dumped a pile of manure about 6 feet high in the principal's parking spot.

Several bomb threats were called in over the years. Rumors circulated that one of my classmates paid a freshman to call one in so he wouldn't have to take a test.

In the 6th grade we found a used condom on the playground, right near home plate on the baseball field.

11/21/2008 3:52:47 PM

^^Me, last day of high school, senior year.


It took a few days but somebody pointed out to us the "school's out 4 ever" painted on the rock to the left, that ended up making the picture. That was our free expression rock (and yes it frequently got censored).

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 4:16 PM. Reason : ]

11/21/2008 3:58:29 PM

haha, I forgot about being able to see the rock in that pic. I'm waiting for pics of when I drove my car into the hallway through the double doors.

11/21/2008 4:01:07 PM

awesome thread



one of the million things we did senior year was rice out my friend's jeep (02 Grand Cherokee) in the parking lot which culminated in TWO car accidents.

over the span of a few nights, a buddy and i created random rice type accessories, i made the wing out of cardboard and tinfoil and a large cardboard 'type r' hoodscoop, he made an exhaust tip with a large coffee can, underglow with rolled up poster board and we tacked on a few random things that i can't remember at the moment

the kid had always been kind of into the import scene (we did the muscle car thing so he got picked on)

anyway, we waited until he was in his last class and went to the parking lot for the attack
when he got out there, he took it pretty well and we laughed and had a little group gathering to pick on him about it for a bit

while this was going on, someone was staring from a car and rolled into the car in front of them that had slammed on brakes, instant funny. Well, ten minutes later on the drive to bojangles, the wing flew off and apparently caused another minor traffic accident. Stupid, lucky no one was injured, but hilarious to look back on. If i ever find the pics ill scan them up

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 4:05 PM. Reason : brakes lol]

11/21/2008 4:04:43 PM

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"I'm waiting for pics of when I drove my car into the hallway through the double doors."

WAT

11/21/2008 4:04:49 PM

we also would jump out the windows during class when we had subs...




but basically there was just a huge obessions with my boobs...



[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 4:11 PM. Reason : ]

11/21/2008 4:10:00 PM

^^Yep, senior year in HS I bought a geo metro after wrecking my Jeep. We were working on homecoming decorations in our hall one night and had our cars parked outside at one of the side entrances. I randomly got the idea to take out the center post of the double doors and pull my car into the hallway. I missed being caught by the assistant principal by about 10 feet - she was about to walk around the corner as I quickly backed out. That was pretty fun.

I'm waiting on my friend's mom to send me the pictures, I'll post them later.

11/21/2008 4:11:55 PM

Spitball shooter!!

11/21/2008 4:15:05 PM

JohnnieWalkr PLEASE FIND THE PICS OF GRAHAMS JEEP

11/21/2008 4:15:34 PM

why is sawahash using this opportunity to post unsolicited pictures of herself

11/21/2008 4:16:06 PM

they are probably at my house in raleigh somewhere, ill look over thanksgiving

11/21/2008 4:17:35 PM

^^I want attention! Duh!

11/21/2008 4:21:25 PM

In 6th/7th grade, we had this foreign exchange kid from Algeria named Karim and he was a muslim (and an arrogant dick)

At lunch he would also ask the lunchlady if the food had pork in it.

Well one day we made him think something he got had pork in it and he got all scared and was about to cry thinking he had to get his stomach pumped

I guess we finally told him we were joking at some point, before he went to tell a teacher

11/21/2008 4:21:35 PM

tell the story about how brandon told on some people and was made a pariah

11/21/2008 4:22:29 PM

I don't know what that word means

11/21/2008 4:24:35 PM

outkast, pronounced outkast

11/21/2008 4:25:04 PM

what twista said

use fake names to protect the innocent

11/21/2008 4:26:21 PM

Actually I'm not even sure I know the story

11/21/2008 4:27:59 PM

~

11/21/2008 4:28:20 PM

pm me what you think you're talking about

11/21/2008 4:30:36 PM

something about computers where he got suspended or something

11/21/2008 4:31:37 PM

i was in middle school and these kids were makin fun of this black girl.. saying stuff like

jenny criag

or

whatever the theme song was..
she was ignoring it, but i walked up to her and was like "hey, those guys keep making fun of you about jenny craig"...

well i guess she had a buncha built in anger so she flipped out on my and started swinging her purse and hitting me.. i was like WTF mate so i just started swinging. i hit her in the face like 3 times.

she said sorry when we were in detention, she said she thought i was making fun of her too.

11/21/2008 4:33:15 PM

1 800

94 JENNY

11/21/2008 4:33:52 PM