i'll fix it

11/21/2008 6:55:47 PM

<-----viagra for women

11/21/2008 6:55:53 PM

lol

11/21/2008 6:56:49 PM

visual memories of track and feeling experimental in the shower

11/21/2008 8:01:45 PM

I would masterbate before I was able to actually spunk. I think I was around 10. rememebr the first time I exploded - freaked me the fuck out.

11/21/2008 8:08:09 PM

11/21/2008 8:11:43 PM

11/21/2008 8:41:45 PM

I was in high school maybe 15 years old and I was watching porn for the first time and after day 3 of watching porn I started to rub it and it felt good then I came and thought "ohh so that's what an ejaculation is" after like 3 days of masturbating I had a record of 6 ejaculations in one day never could beat it since especially not now. I can get 3 maybe 4 ejaculations if I really put my mind to it but it is hard.

[Edited on November 21, 2008 at 8:56 PM. Reason : I]

11/21/2008 8:55:16 PM

Yeah, i have a problem getting a decent spluge on the 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th times. Besides drinking water, anyone got any tips?

11/21/2008 9:40:26 PM

lubricant and patience?

11/21/2008 9:46:00 PM

Someone remind me to have this thread deleted when i run for office...

11/25/2008 8:59:38 AM

I have it saved

Now if you choose me to be on your staff (haha that's funny) I will gladly delete it.

11/25/2008 9:01:11 AM

You can be my undersecretary

11/25/2008 9:19:09 AM

11/25/2008 10:07:05 PM

I read about it on the interwebz.

11/25/2008 10:11:48 PM

I don't "masterbate".

I fap.

Get with the times.

11/25/2008 10:13:11 PM

lol i'll bite.


i have an older brother, he's 9 years older than i am. So he in college, at state, while I was still in middle school. He moved back for the summer and brought his computer back with him. I booted that thing up one afternoon while I was home by myself and never looked back

11/25/2008 10:17:27 PM

I once found a stack of dirty pictures my brother took of his girlfriend. I had put them in a box in the closet after I got done with them. I moved out of my parents house when i went to college and my brother married the girl about 3 years ago. Last year while my mom was cleaning out the closet in my room she found the pictures.

12/9/2008 2:51:55 PM

12/9/2008 3:09:53 PM

I definitely had to use Ask Jeeves for the technique and naked pictures of Sailor Moon.

12/9/2008 3:17:50 PM

i found it under a rock

i then published my findings

12/9/2008 3:17:51 PM

^,^^ good quality lol's to both

Quote :

"I once found a stack of dirty pictures my brother took of his girlfriend. I had put them in a box in the closet after I got done with them. I moved out of my parents house when i went to college and my brother married the girl about 3 years ago. Last year while my mom was cleaning out the closet in my room she found the pictures."

>.< how did that conversation turn out?

12/9/2008 3:20:10 PM

in third grade this nurse came by the class for a little speech and basically told us to go home and try it

lol, i really cant believe that actually happened


i remember the first time i did it (THAT VERY DAY) it was all watery,and i sat on the toilet for like 30 minutes trying to get it right

a week later i found mommas special videos (Some Like it Black, EZ Sex) and i was leavin white streaks on fabric all over the place

12/9/2008 3:23:13 PM

i was probably in third grade and this girl i was friends with had a pool. she told me to go up to the jet and put my privates on it and that her and her sister had done it and it felt good to them. so i did, and it was great. from there i starter figuring out other ways that i could get myself off. i didn't first use the ol pull and tug method until late eighth grade.

12/9/2008 3:28:06 PM

I imagine it would have been more awkward had it been my wife's holiest of holys that my mom had seen.

i told my mom that i had hid the pictures after i had found them. I left out the part about having beat my dick like it owed me money.

12/9/2008 3:51:12 PM