I thought of one....

I like to joke and play around a lot. So I have a bad habit of sticking things in G's mouth when she yawns. She gets pretty pissed, and oftentimes I end up with tooth marks on my finger

11/30/2008 8:46:57 PM

^I do the same thing, often with similar results.

11/30/2008 9:25:08 PM

better your finger than your peen

[Edited on November 30, 2008 at 9:33 PM. Reason : ]

11/30/2008 9:33:29 PM

At times I will think out loud. I cant sleep with both legs covered. I tend to hit and kick in my sleep. At the moment I think thats it.

11/30/2008 9:37:01 PM

11/30/2008 9:40:44 PM

I'm stinky and prefer not to wear clothes. Also can't stand being dirty.

[Edited on November 30, 2008 at 10:09 PM. Reason : I have gas coupled with strong BO. No amount of washing eradicates it.]

11/30/2008 10:03:36 PM

^does not compute

11/30/2008 10:04:09 PM

Quote :

"i usually like to keep myself restrained for a good 3-5 years until they're trapped"

attn: FykalJpn - run!

11/30/2008 10:27:55 PM

Going green
Interpreting facial expressions/body language
Quitting smoking and drinking
Constant cussing
Age (mine as opposed to my grandfather), level of experience
All the fascinating quirks that come with his personality

All things that don't bother me and I have no problem adjusting to.

11/30/2008 11:10:18 PM

i am bad to the covers. he likes them tucked under the bed but i either throw them in the floor, roll up in the blanket or ball it up and sleep on top. in the past we have had to get separate blankets, but finally i think a king size comforter is big enough to share.

11/30/2008 11:17:09 PM

Quote :

"pipes and spit bottles/cups left around the house. don't ask about the spit bottle in the truck cupholder."

That's just disgusting! I've known guys who keep a bottle and spit into it till it is full! That can take a while, and it's absolutely disgusting. Especially since it has to be opened everytime. Please, just get a new bottle, at the very least, daily.


^ Wait a minute... did you mean to type "she"? No offense, just wondering if I missed something.

[Edited on December 1, 2008 at 9:30 AM. Reason : ]

12/1/2008 9:29:58 AM

always locking the car wherever i am
'diatribes'

12/1/2008 9:33:56 AM

who doesn't instinctively lock the car?

12/1/2008 9:35:03 AM

- I CANNOT stand the covers to be tucked in at the end of the bed, or hanging off the end of the bed. I like them bunched up at my feet. He calls it 'fucking up the covers'
- I would rather sleep without a pillow than use one that's not mine
- My half of the bed is the middle. It's said jokingly, but I thrash about in my sleep and take up lots of space. I also like to lay on my belly with my knee pulled up, but then it's right in his crotch, and he won't let me lay that way.
- I'm horribly lactose intolerant. I won't give up dairy.
- I get really fucking hyper sometimes
- my hungry meter is broken, and he's better about figuring out when I need to eat, so it feels like he's constantly having to tell me to eat
- He's had to get used to my massive ego
- I like being tickled, and can turn my ticklishness off and on.

Quote :

"I pick scabs and skin. I guess I am a picker."

Quote :

"I pick my nose like I am REALLY digging for gold."

- Me freaking out when he's driving, especially on curves

We're engaged. He's as acclimated as he'll ever get. Especially about the damn covers

12/1/2008 9:39:37 AM

OMG my earphones were turned up so loud....that far scared me almost to tears lol

12/1/2008 9:39:47 AM

- i am very OCD about cleaning and laundry
- i put the steering wheel up every time i get out of the car

that's about it

other than anything that might come up when i'm drinking....but i can be put in my place rather easily about those things....just make me cry and i'll never do it again

12/1/2008 9:48:54 AM

aids

12/1/2008 9:53:16 AM

I need to stop clicking on this thread...it gets me everytime

12/1/2008 9:53:54 AM

no lights for sleeping, not even lcd clocks

12/1/2008 9:55:15 AM

haha. Had my speakers turned up on my laptop and clicked this thread. The woman that was walking past my office door looked at me kinda funny.

12/1/2008 9:57:43 AM

traits is definitely the wrong word for this thread - as well as the other one - but it's kiwi so what can we really expect....


- i leave cabinets open after using them almost every time and it's not on purpose
- i'm naked about 80% of the time i'm home if it's just me or the 2 of us
- i sing almost every song in the car - even if it's the first time hearing it - i like to think i can anticipate words very well - i can't sing anything on-key and my wife has sang her whole life and was in an a capella group at ncsu so laughs at me quite often but i'm persistent
- i like some food cooked/prepared in a certain way so after we're done eating if it's one of them i'll typically say this was good BUT i prefer it this way - never goes over well but it seems like if i don't say anything about it i'll never get it made that way

12/1/2008 10:01:22 AM

Quote :

"- I CANNOT stand the covers to be tucked in at the end of the bed, or hanging off the end of the bed. I like them bunched up at my feet. He calls it 'fucking up the covers' - I would rather sleep without a pillow than use one that's not mine"

I too can't stand to have my feet pinned down by tucked in covers, i generally sleep with my feet sticking out from under the comforter.

also, other people's pillows are disgusting.. covered in their drool, hair and dead skin cells. don't even THINK about using my fucking pillow. if it's hers, i might be able to look past it, but other than that.....ew.

12/1/2008 10:02:52 AM

^^ lol omar i like you even more now

12/1/2008 10:04:18 AM

Quote :

""- I CANNOT stand the covers to be tucked in at the end of the bed, or hanging off the end of the bed. I like them bunched up at my feet. He calls it 'fucking up the covers' "

I hate when my feet get tucked in! Even if I fall asleep with a bed completely made, it's destroyed when I wake up and my feet are generally poking out of all the covers that I stole during the night.

Quote :

"no lights for sleeping, not even lcd clocks"

I can't deal with lights either, and I'm a really shitty sleeper so I'm constantly getting up or moving around in bed.

I hate wearing socks but my feet are always cold, so I tuck my feet under him when we're sitting together. I am a total heat leech.

I will read before going to bed, but won't let him listen to anything (podcasts, mp3s) while we are trying to sleep.

When I get mad I normally don't tell him until I blow up about it or post passive aggressive things online that's something I'm working on fixing

I constantly gossip to him because I know he can keep a secret, and I think I bore him with it.

12/1/2008 10:04:43 AM

ahhahah! Omar and his singing nakedness!!! My favorite traits so far!!!

12/1/2008 10:05:47 AM

well when i did have a SO:

-i used to put my head under the pillows and covers and just hide in what i called my man cave. she hated it because i always stole the pillows(but the other day she told me she missed that)
-taking a doo doo with the door open
-right before i go into deep sleep i will twitch real hard, its scared many a woman.
-tossing clothes in a pile
-biting my nails
-I love to be in the lead role, whether its driving or even being player 1 on my xbox360.
-my passion for bojangles
thats about all i got for now, i'll ask her tomorrow and add more

12/1/2008 10:56:23 AM

Quote :

"i leave cabinets open after using them almost every time and it's not on purpose"

ah ha- forgot that one. it just makes more sense to leave them open

12/1/2008 10:59:51 AM

- i have a million pillows. LOVE my pillows
- i like to bite occasionally - usually just a nibble on a finger or ear lobe
- i can't stand for anyone to sit inside the covers unless they're ready for bed...no outside clothes on my sheets! this is why we make the bed
- i am extremely lazy about 80% of the time...and then i go into hyper drive and clean everything up (usually right before bed time) which drives my husband CRAZY since he's ready to chill out right before bed, not clean.

12/1/2008 11:05:16 AM

i broke the thread. :-( i'm sorry Kiwi!

12/2/2008 1:38:56 PM

my last SO hated how i always made small talk with the waiters, cashiers, etc when we were out in public.

12/2/2008 2:00:59 PM

one of my ex gf's used to do that hip rotation thing too, kiwi

i never asked why though

i think it was more of a come hither wiggle though

12/2/2008 2:26:35 PM

Quote :

"my last SO hated how i always made small talk with the waiters, cashiers, etc when we were out in public."

whenever we're checking out or eating somewhere or wherever really and the employee has a name tag on I almost always refer to them by that name - after they ask how i'm doing I say something like "doing well, how are you doing, [name]" - my wife used to work at target for a bit in college and hated when people she didn't know would say her name like they knew her so she tells me that they don't like it as well - i ignore it every time and just keep on using the name tag

12/2/2008 2:42:16 PM

I used to wear an 'Eddie' name badge at target, even though that is definitely not my name.

12/2/2008 3:18:35 PM

Quote :

"this pisses me off to no end. it's not like the damn door came out of nowhere. you knew 25 feet ago that the door would be locked and you would need your key. start getting it out of that unorganized shit hole you call a purse before you get to the door."

Glad to see I'm not the only one that feels this way.

About the covers thing, my gf HATES tucked in covers, and she's a restless sleeper, so the blankets are never in the same place. I, on the other hand, apparently don't move at all during the night. For me to make the bed, I usually just fold the corner I turned down to get out back to the top, and that's that. I like it all tucked in and in place.

12/2/2008 3:21:27 PM

I want it at least once a day, if not twice

I really don't like alfredo sauce

12/2/2008 4:34:03 PM

Jesus that would be a blessing and I wouldn't give a shit about alfredo sauce

12/2/2008 4:35:43 PM

Quote :

"I want it at least once a day, if not twice thrice"

12/2/2008 4:37:41 PM

i get blackout whiskey drunk and get hell bent on laying with my head between some boobs.

you will abide.

12/2/2008 4:37:49 PM

that makes me desperately want some bourbon

12/2/2008 4:40:20 PM

i've got a glass in my hand now.

i mean, i've got to do laundry.

and i dont do laundry sober.

12/2/2008 4:40:54 PM

Quote :

"right before i go into deep sleep i will twitch real hard, its scared many a woman."

I do this too.

Also, I make lots of dirty comments/jokes.

12/2/2008 4:41:21 PM

Don't most people twitch to some extent going to sleep?

12/2/2008 4:42:50 PM

birdies-ya better learn to love em

12/2/2008 4:43:20 PM

I crave chicken wings constantly.

12/2/2008 4:43:38 PM

my right hand is always in my panties when i wake up, without fail. i've been doing this since i was little.

i don't like to be talked to in the morning when i first wake up, and absolutely hate morning sex.

12/2/2008 4:45:50 PM

I crave chicken wings having something in my mouth constantly.

12/2/2008 4:47:22 PM

Goddammit you've got to stop.

12/2/2008 4:48:01 PM

i dunno what she has had to adjust to.. but i do know

she twitches REAL hard when asleep... everywhere. many a time i have been kicked or kneed in unfortunate areas and woke up with bruises...
she doesnt like the way i drive. im very aggressive.

12/2/2008 6:17:11 PM

Quote :

"and i dont do laundry sober."

it's jut not fun sober.

Quote :

"my right hand is always in my panties when i wake up, without fail."

why are you still wearing panties to bed? stop getting in your own way!

12/3/2008 2:36:22 AM

everytime im in deep thought, i touch my nose.

12/3/2008 2:38:50 AM