Quote :

"all it takes is for one moron to die 250 sorry pieces of shit to trample a bunch of people and then it gets ruined for everyone"

fixed it for you

[Edited on November 30, 2008 at 2:19 PM. Reason : l]

11/30/2008 2:19:25 PM

i guess you fell off the face of the earth for three days

11/30/2008 2:26:27 PM

i guess you face off the earth of the feel for three days

11/30/2008 2:33:49 PM

i guess you face off the earth of the feel for three days

11/30/2008 2:34:40 PM

Columbus proved the Earth was round... thus disproving belief that people could "fall off the face of the earth"

11/30/2008 3:19:07 PM

Shut the fuck up.

11/30/2008 3:22:48 PM

i guess you fell off the face of the earth for three days

11/30/2008 3:27:35 PM

Quote :

"Okay, I popped up to Wal-Mart the other day because I needed a new toothbrush. (it's about 5 minutes away, the next closest place would be 20 minutes away. dammit.) As I was wandering through the personal-care section of the store, I passed a fat white trash girl and her skinny white trash boyfriend. He had the scraggly facial hair, long greasy hair, bad teeth, horrible accent, the whole nine yards. So as I'm in the next aisle I hear coming from them (who are in the contraceptives section) in a thick hick accent "Hey look! Colors and scents!" An involuntary shudder went through my body. Okay, so these people don't deserve to be doing anything that would spawn more of them. But they're using contraceptives, so that's okay. Then I hear her voice again "lubricated? who needs that? My coochie's always wet!" A mental image flashed through my head of her fat thighs being lubricated by her perpetually dripping rank genitals. I can't wait to get the hell out of here. "

http://www.maclife.com/forums/topic/25098/1

11/30/2008 3:27:38 PM

ahaha

something weird happened when posting from my phone on a spotty connection it seems

12/1/2008 9:33:57 AM