I'm big business and i approved the rest of this page

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/15/2008 3:00:27 PM

Big Business is a homosexual.

12/15/2008 3:00:53 PM

wow cool you made the script even better

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/15/2008 3:02:30 PM

Quote :

"yeah, sorry. i've had other things to do lately. don't forget to bother nael about it. i do what i can, when i can, but it's still his responsibility"

yeah im not targeting you. i just figured nael put you up to this.

i would bother him. but he doesnt do anything. it seems like you're the only one on this board that gives a damn. you and evan both, but i dont know if he's involved in anything with the board.

either way, he needs to give in and let some folks fix this place up.

12/15/2008 3:05:10 PM

well he's never gonna either fix it or get rid of it if people don't talk to him

12/15/2008 3:07:59 PM

bttt

1/2/2009 2:31:51 AM

(try to) post here if you get Oh Shits plz

6/10/2009 2:44:13 PM

6/10/2009 4:41:42 PM

shits

[Edited on June 10, 2009 at 4:43 PM. Reason : worked like a charm]

6/10/2009 4:43:06 PM

tdub is having oh shit diarrhea

6/10/2009 4:44:15 PM

Yeah I got one. Posting in ze garage.

6/10/2009 4:46:55 PM

Quote :

"i checked the user indices and the fragmentation is > 99%"

98% again

6/12/2009 2:43:30 PM

i've been getting oh shits all week

6/12/2009 2:45:25 PM

TWW RHEE STORY

6/12/2009 2:46:40 PM

6/12/2009 2:46:45 PM

yep. every time you post, it checks to make sure you're not flood controlled. which involves querying one of the largest database tables, which is constantly fragmented. and i can't add a maintenance task to keep it defragmented automatically.

6/12/2009 2:47:13 PM

ok that I definitely posted about 4 minutes ago

and it didn't go across so I gave up

because I got an oh shit! error




^SO REMOVE FLOOD CONTROL ALTOGETHER

PROBLEM SOLVED

6/12/2009 2:47:30 PM

u right

6/12/2009 2:51:41 PM

LOL

6/12/2009 2:52:25 PM

qntmfred can you describe the flood control process in greater detail plz

6/12/2009 2:56:39 PM

does it involved dykes?

6/12/2009 3:00:02 PM

qntmfred is typing...

6/12/2009 3:00:53 PM

qntmfred is typing...

6/12/2009 3:00:53 PM

qntmfred is typing...

6/12/2009 3:00:54 PM

qntmfred is like the little dutch boy w/ his thumb stuck in the hole in the dyke

6/12/2009 3:01:16 PM

every time somebody makes a post, before it commits that post to the database, crazycode employs the services of either a wizard, knight or alchemist (depending on availability and market conditions), who is then charged with the task of making the one thousand mile journey to the Oracle on Mount Flood Control to inquire about the worthiness of the post. Our noble hero sets out on his quest and 1/4 mile into his journey gets a call from his friend who just scored some weed so he gives up and watches Arrested Development in bed the rest of the afternoon

6/12/2009 3:04:55 PM

So why does the flood control table contain anything other than the posts in the previous 30 seconds?

Should I even have to ask that question?

6/12/2009 3:05:42 PM

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE WAYS OF CRAZYCODE

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 3:07 PM. Reason : this biotch needs a turbo upgrade to qntmcode]

6/12/2009 3:06:40 PM

qntmfred why aren't we just registering the time of the last post in the user's session

6/12/2009 3:07:52 PM

Please tell me it's not an index of all 30k+ users and the timestamp of their last post.

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 3:08 PM. Reason : actually that would be pretty quick]

6/12/2009 3:07:53 PM

it's not just last post, it's number of posts over various timeframes

6/12/2009 3:08:50 PM

Good googly moogly

6/12/2009 3:09:13 PM

it's not like it's called sensiblecode

6/12/2009 3:10:34 PM

database operations have completed. in theory some of the oh shits should go away

6/12/2009 9:09:07 PM

thank you qtmnfred...please keep doing a good job even though u dont get paid etc...u give joy to hundreds or even thousands of ppl and for free...u know the last guy to do that? just some guy named "Jesus"

6/12/2009 9:10:50 PM

man don't compare me to that slack-jawed punk

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 9:16 PM. Reason : hehe jk i <3 you jesus]

6/12/2009 9:16:19 PM

<3 the word "candor"

6/12/2009 9:17:05 PM

just take away the ability of users to post at all

6/12/2009 9:20:45 PM

thanks ken. I'll stop by and drop off some brownies later.

6/12/2009 11:30:55 PM

DO IT.

i love me some brownies (no racist)

6/12/2009 11:31:34 PM

wonky shit signing in...server application error followed by an OH SHIT!

6/13/2009 9:58:14 AM

6/13/2009 10:32:41 AM

OH SHIT

6/13/2009 2:13:28 PM

yup

6/13/2009 5:40:35 PM

ttt

6/16/2009 12:58:12 PM

time for the monthly database bandaid

7/31/2009 12:51:40 PM

yes plz

7/31/2009 12:52:42 PM

it needs an enema

7/31/2009 12:54:53 PM

more like a mamagram

7/31/2009 12:57:32 PM

this POS needs CPR or something

7/31/2009 1:00:29 PM