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12/3/2008 9:55:16 PM

DELIVER MY PACKAGES WHEN I AM ACTUALLY AT MY RESIDENCE PLEASE

Business Plan:
* start a shipping company
* that company delivers packages between 8AM-11PM on the weekdays
* that company will give you a call between 60 to 5 minutes before delivery is estimated, time length defined by user

insta-money

12/4/2008 8:14:26 AM

you could always call them and tell them to leave it at the hub and just go pick it up after work

12/4/2008 8:16:24 AM

they'd be closed by the time i got there i imagine

12/4/2008 8:28:03 AM

what time?

12/4/2008 8:30:31 AM

8-9ish

12/4/2008 9:01:01 AM

Quote :

" STILL IN SPRINGFIELD "

12/4/2008 9:28:35 AM

Quote :

"12/04/2008 2:41 P.M. DELIVERY "

Great timing, just getting out of the car when the truck rolled up.

12/4/2008 3:35:31 PM

Now when you open it, it'll be broken.

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 3:38 PM. Reason : *]

12/4/2008 3:38:37 PM

Quote :

"Date Time Location Event Details December 5, 2008 01:35:00 AM GREENSBORO NC Arrival Scan December 4, 2008 11:55:00 PM GREENSBORO NC Arrival Scan December 3, 2008 11:33:00 AM SPRINGFIELD MA Arrival Scan December 1, 2008 08:40:00 AM GREENSBORO NC Arrival Scan November 29, 2008 06:10:00 PM GREENSBORO NC Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit "

WTF

12/5/2008 12:25:59 PM

wow, that's pretty terrible

12/5/2008 12:42:47 PM

I got my Amazon stuff that I ordered last Saturday (11/29) yesterday (12/4) from usps. Free shipping from Kentucky.

12/5/2008 12:48:56 PM

I ordered on 11/28, it shipped on 11/29...from Greensboro. I'm still waiting.

12/5/2008 1:18:30 PM

Yea mine went from Kentucky to Ohio to Greensboro (arrived twice like yours, but on the same day) and then to Burlington, where I live.

12/5/2008 1:35:47 PM

So I'm sitting here all week wondering where the fuck my Transformers Blu-ray is, cause the last time I checked, it was in Greensboro on Dec. 1st. it still wasn't here today so I looked at the tracking number and I guess I hadn't updated my address in best buy's system.

Ao now my old roommate has my blu-ray.

12/5/2008 2:38:45 PM

three strikes, i'm out

gotta go pick it up at the depot

i think i hate my driver

12/5/2008 7:47:01 PM

Mine was finally delivered today.

12/6/2008 6:32:25 PM

^^not his fault. I used to deliver packages for UPS.. some packages have to be signed for and there is nothing he can do.

12/6/2008 6:35:58 PM

12/6/2008 6:45:29 PM

^want

12/6/2008 6:46:54 PM

GREENSBORO,
NC, US 12/11/2008 7:08 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN


But I want it nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

12/11/2008 7:54:41 PM

Quote :

" RALEIGH, NC, US 12/12/2008 4:50 A.M. OUT FOR DELIVERY"

When I called to have it held at the hub last night, they said it'd go out for delivery around 8am.

I hope it gets here early

12/12/2008 8:43:03 AM

what in the fuck USPS?

Quote :

"January 6, 2009 10:51:00 AM GREENSBORO NC Arrival Scan January 4, 2009 11:18:00 AM GREENSBORO NC Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit"

[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 10:47 AM. Reason : did you take my fucking package on a scenic tour of western NC?]

1/7/2009 10:46:01 AM

FedEX and UPS are merging. Their new name will be FedUP.

/80s puns.

1/7/2009 10:47:41 AM

i'm a little disappointed that we have a new UPS man

granted the new one is young and he's a cutie

but the other one was smoking hot


there is also a very fine, very ethnic UPS man floating somewhere around here that I hope will take over our route some day

1/7/2009 10:48:02 AM

is that your way of saying he's black?

1/7/2009 10:48:53 AM

haha...no

italian maybe....latino maybe


bronze skin, dark hair, body of a god

1/7/2009 10:50:08 AM

so what' you're saying is that it's me

1/7/2009 10:52:05 AM

that's exactly what i was saying

1/7/2009 10:52:53 AM

that fucker has side burns and a beer belly doesn't he?

1/7/2009 10:56:07 AM

how did you know!?

1/7/2009 11:06:02 AM

you're dead to me

1/7/2009 11:06:23 AM

HAHAHA

1/7/2009 11:14:18 AM