I'm Big Business and i do not condone the use of page 2.

12/9/2008 2:44:38 PM

85,703 points and :59 left on Generic elf, yeaaaa buddy

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 2:46 PM. Reason : g]

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 2:47 PM. Reason : g]

12/9/2008 2:46:05 PM

Where the hell does that bolt go on Mincer

12/9/2008 2:46:58 PM

i get all the wires removed from generic elf, but not sure where to start to put out the fires and his heart rate plummets and he dies

screw him, he's a pansy

12/9/2008 2:48:15 PM

^^ in his leg.

^ you have to use the drill and pixie dust to get his hr back up. and blower to get the fire out. click on help and familiarize yourself with the tools.

12/9/2008 2:49:45 PM

i know about the fires, but the pixie dust shot deal doesn't seem to work or whatever

12/9/2008 2:52:16 PM

click the drill 1st then click the pixie dust you then follow the red box around the circle.

you have to make sure you have both clicked.

12/9/2008 2:54:26 PM

I never used the drill on the elf

12/9/2008 2:56:20 PM

i don't know how you can't use the drill on the elf

12/9/2008 3:07:17 PM

24,848 on mincer with 1:19 left

^i never used it.

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 3:11 PM. Reason : f]

12/9/2008 3:11:41 PM

i don't doubt it...i just need to see it to believe it

ok, so all that crap on the inside is done...now what?

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 3:17 PM. Reason : ]

12/9/2008 3:13:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/results?=&q=Amateur+Surgeon%3A+Christmas+Edition&tab=w1&um=1&source=ig&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS300&sa=N&ie=UTF-8


apparently there are videos if you get stuck...

12/9/2008 3:17:02 PM

^I was just about to post that. I kept having trouble figuring out where to connect the antlers up. And I didn't know how far the metal rod goes up mincer's ass.

12/9/2008 3:38:56 PM

antlers: just kind of drop on his face
the rod...I did a lot of trial and error, but I think I ended up putting the tennis ball just outside his butt

12/9/2008 3:41:57 PM

hahahaha, reading this shit is hilarious

12/9/2008 3:48:06 PM

the cold elf is really toughhhhhh

12/9/2008 3:52:03 PM

I get to the heart transplant and kill him every time

the damn bugs bite the elf too much

it is hard to kill the bugs and give him shots at the same time

12/9/2008 5:27:36 PM

If you start at the center of the heart up top, and quickly drag the burn tool along the yellow line on the right, it'll thaw partway around, and then the ants stay frozen, and you just use the tongs to pluck them out.

I always kill the elf there too

How many BPM do you all lose using the chainsaw to cut him from the ice?
I'm usually in the 31-35 range, and then by the time I'm done with the kidneys, I'm lucky to be above 20.

12/9/2008 5:59:37 PM

im usually under 30 by the time im on the kidneys, and it just goes down fast from there.

as SOON as i saw the bugs, i died.

12/9/2008 6:27:54 PM

finally got back to it and beat the cold elf ????

124,070 time left :40

12/9/2008 6:40:42 PM

Bjorn 83,200 time left :44

12/9/2008 7:25:17 PM

Santa was easy

14,451 with 2:32 left






total 331,401 time 18:11

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 7:33 PM. Reason : f]

12/9/2008 7:32:44 PM

cold elf is hard

12/10/2008 3:07:15 PM

^yeah the frozen elf is tough. I hate running out of time...

12/10/2008 3:09:14 PM