two pages of cheeseburger assault!

12/9/2008 11:48:41 AM

I want a cheeseburger

12/9/2008 11:49:32 AM

Domestic violence is no laughing matter. However,

Quote :

"Yeah, assault with a cheeseburger is pretty funny. If it was a lead pipe, or a chainsaw, or a cinder block, then it wouldn't be so funny. But it was a fucking cheeseburger. Shit, I think I'd like to be assaulted with a cheeseburger."

12/9/2008 11:50:37 AM

12/9/2008 11:51:05 AM

Quote :

"WHAT? Jesus H Christ, I give up."

what exactly is your problem with the part you put in bold, terpball

Quote :

"abuse doesn't have to cause PHYSICAL damage either"

i totally agree. but if people were to be legitimately jailed for emotional or psychological abuse then women would see a lot more jail time for disputes

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 11:56 AM. Reason : fems]

12/9/2008 11:54:20 AM

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 11:58 AM. Reason : .]

12/9/2008 11:58:11 AM

^^ Not only the part in bold either - but just because an article didn't mention she was injured, doesn't mean she wasn't. It mentioned she was assaulted, which makes it not funny. Whatever though...

Quote :

"As sophomoric as it is, I guess there's no chance these members of TWW would be disgusted by a man beating a woman with a burger... "

That sums up my thoughts, continue...

12/9/2008 12:03:55 PM

it is absolutely hilarious that someone, man or woman, was assaulted

WITH A FUCKING CHEESEBURGER

All of you need to get your fucking panties out of a wad.

as usual terpball is a gigantic bleeding vagina.

12/9/2008 12:07:45 PM

^what he said

12/9/2008 12:08:04 PM

walker told me i has cheezburger

12/9/2008 12:08:22 PM

So does this mean that "cheeseburger" can now be used in place of the
outdated "knuckle sandwich"?


Bitch, Im'ma give you a cheeseburger if you keep on!

12/9/2008 12:14:27 PM

Motherfucking Vero Beach

12/9/2008 12:17:10 PM

Well it's obvious that I'm not a "bleeding vagina"

It's also obvious that BobbyDigital thinks assaulting women is funny

12/9/2008 12:19:28 PM

It's also obvious that BobbyDigital thinks assaulting women with a cheeseburger is funny



[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 12:23 PM. Reason : picture]

12/9/2008 12:21:59 PM

my gf is from nearby Lake Wales, so I've spent a lot of time in this area.

Let me confirm that THIS IS THE TYPE SHIT THAT OCCURS IN FLORIDA.

12/9/2008 1:15:56 PM

^it was the second sandwich related assualt in a month, in florida

12/9/2008 1:24:16 PM

jbtilley wins this thread.

wow.
hahahhaaha

12/9/2008 1:26:25 PM

Another cheeseburger related assault.

http://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2017/03/19/woman-assaults-mother/99387004/

And since the link died:

3/20/2017 2:43:36 PM

The cheeseburger did a great job, one might even call it well done

3/20/2017 4:27:53 PM

I come back to TWW and this relic awaits me at the top of Chit Chat one day later

3/20/2017 4:32:57 PM

Florida.

3/20/2017 4:34:07 PM