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1/6/2009 6:49:42 PM

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"Sarah Silverman is occasionally funny, Kathleen Madigan is usually funny, Janene Garafallo is rarely funny, Paula Poundstone is never funny. By and large, women just aren't funny and the whole female angle on comedy has been absolutely beaten into the ground. I'd much rather here humorous stories or funny observations about life than hear some broad try to dredge up another reason why her mother scarred her as a little girl."

My 2¢ -
Women are hindered by the constraints placed on them by feminism. NOW would pitch a fit if a comedienne got up on stage and started bitching about how XYZ stereotypical act by women drives her up the wall. They've been trained by expectations to stop the joke at a certain line in the sand and switch over to how worthless and retarded men are.

Men can get onstage and talk about how useless they are, what women do that drives them nuts, etc. They feel free to piss all over stereotypes of all kinds and all genders because they're expected to do so - they can get away with saying things that women don't precisely because they are outside the special little circle that ALL ideological crusades end up forming...

1/6/2009 7:23:58 PM

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"Damnit100 is one of the most consistently VERY funny people I've ever met. Not the typical type of "oh, I get it" kind of funny. I'm talking about the strategic LOL-tastic variety."

I could never categorize Dammit100's humor until now.

1/6/2009 7:39:33 PM

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"JohnnieWalkr long as he could pop a hydrocodone and drink a couple mixed drinks before he got on stage"

this is true

1/6/2009 7:45:36 PM

who's the faggot that mentioned me


fucking stalkers

1/6/2009 8:43:47 PM

bump for this gem of a thread:

message_topic.aspx?topic=558909

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 2:12 PM. Reason : why does it always do that?]

2/19/2009 2:11:49 PM

why is that thread a "gem"?

2/19/2009 2:13:28 PM

because i find it hilarious

2/19/2009 2:14:41 PM

you only think it's hilarious because Chit Chat has been slow lately

2/19/2009 2:18:18 PM

pretty much

2/19/2009 2:21:14 PM

nothing in here is funny

no offense

i didn't laugh once

2/19/2009 3:40:27 PM

emce

2/19/2009 3:45:07 PM

omarbadu

2/19/2009 3:45:30 PM

BEAVERCHEESE

2/19/2009 3:45:55 PM

theres not much in chit chat period that is funny

2/19/2009 3:46:06 PM

actually i will vote for someone

i will vote for ^

but i don't find most comedians funny anyway. i have a strange sense of humor. perhaps the people being named are funny, but i don't get it.

i do think bighitsunday is funny though.

2/19/2009 3:48:27 PM

anyone who didnt vote for me obviously hasnt met me in person. im a walking comedy routine! although i feel like my rad internet jokes should be enough

seriously, this is a thread i expected to click and see my name all over. im not funny?

2/19/2009 3:49:46 PM

I don't think any of you guys make me laugh individually. Now collectively, that's where it's at.

2/19/2009 3:50:33 PM

esgargs could be the next BORAT

2/19/2009 3:52:08 PM

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"Tiberius WHITE JOKES"

2/19/2009 3:53:17 PM

EMCE would be like dane cook. funny the first time you hear him, then you walk outside and everyone has on dane cook shirts and is repeating his jokes and you feel misused and like a douche because it was never really funny in the first place.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/19/2009 3:53:36 PM

ShawnaC123 is pretty funny.

Most of my jokes don't even get recognized as jokes, funny or otherwise.

2/19/2009 3:55:59 PM

o dag

2/19/2009 3:56:33 PM

and dane cook tries too hard to be funny







love you emce

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 3:58 PM. Reason : ooooooo]

2/19/2009 3:57:05 PM

KG

2/19/2009 3:57:12 PM

a female does not make a good comedian in any way

however, a female can be funny as hell

just not a comedian

2/19/2009 3:57:22 PM

DivaBaby19
LivinProof78
jackleg
Woodfoot
EMCE
BigMan157
Slave Famous

2/19/2009 3:58:17 PM

Women can be funny... looking?

2/19/2009 3:58:32 PM

i will add LP to my list.

LP
BigHitSunday

2/19/2009 3:59:06 PM

jackleg is actually funny as hell. I can laugh with him now. But before, when he was picking on me, I would cry....VERY AGGRESSIVELY

2/19/2009 4:00:58 PM

I forgot about BHS. He's hilarious.

^He's far and away the funniest person on here.

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 4:02 PM. Reason : Far and away.]

2/19/2009 4:01:34 PM

come on guys, I'm funny.

2/19/2009 4:01:50 PM

none of you are fucking funny

2/19/2009 4:03:28 PM

k

2/19/2009 4:04:04 PM

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"none of you are fucking funny "

but of joke, apparently

2/19/2009 4:04:42 PM

jk

you're all great comedians and I love each and every one of you

2/19/2009 4:06:00 PM

Everyone that has posted, or will post in this thread, is by definition, hilarious.

Fixed it.

2/19/2009 4:07:32 PM

EMCE is not that funny, especially if you are pointing to the courtship thread as an example.

Slave Famous and Bigman157 bring consistent lols, pilgrimshoes brings the funny stories. DivaBaby19 brings the funny when she starts slamming people. BigHitSunday brings the edgy lols which is great.

I've found Woodfoot to be hit or miss, and jackleg is just odd with his typing style that tries to force the funny.

darthmattino is probably the funniest person on here, although he doesn't post...ever[/obscure user reference]

I'm funny in person, although on TWW i'm probably not that good.

2/19/2009 4:10:01 PM

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"I'm funny in person, although on TWW i'm probably not that good."

Same here.

2/19/2009 4:13:26 PM

no idea how i forgot about jackleg

2/19/2009 4:25:03 PM

I always thought VitorBelfort was hilarious in his glory days

2/19/2009 4:30:00 PM

i think anyone who thinks they are funny, is probably not funny at all

2/19/2009 4:32:22 PM

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"I always thought VitorBelfort was hilarious in his glory days "

Old Vitor

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 4:33 PM. Reason : s]

2/19/2009 4:33:25 PM

^^ding ding ding

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 4:33 PM. Reason : carrots]

2/19/2009 4:33:26 PM

thegoodlife3 told me that i would be a good comedian

2/19/2009 4:36:02 PM

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"theDuke866 makes me spit coffee on a fairly regular basis. not sure if that would translate into stage presence though."

ha, I made it, on the first page no less!

I'm not sure I could do it on command or off the cuff, though.

2/19/2009 4:36:53 PM

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"i think anyone who thinks they are funny, is probably not funny at all"

Usually true. I've had audiences though, and not the point-and-laugh kind.

2/19/2009 4:37:55 PM

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"i think anyone who thinks they are funny, is probably not funny at all"

Most of the people mentioned in this thread know they are funny.

2/19/2009 4:56:16 PM

When I am not the one being ridiculed, I find EMCE to be exceptionally funny.

BigMan and Woodfoot always bring it, as well.

2/19/2009 4:57:13 PM

ehe

on a serious note, I stopped poking fun at the squid a while ago when I realized how big of a dickwad I was being. I know this doesn't get said much on TWW, but I was wrong, and I apologize. I would very much like to be on a 'daps and hugs' level if you would have me....

2/19/2009 5:01:27 PM