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12/12/2008 4:33:43 PM

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"putting a dead squirrel on someone isn't funny either, god YOU PEOPLE "

no see this is where you are wrong. the PICTURES might not be funny, but getting squirreled. well actually getting squirreled isn't funny but doing the squirreling is.

12/12/2008 4:39:53 PM

I know 4-5 girls from my entire lifetime who I consider hilarious.

I know probably 20-25 guys, conversely, who I consider hilarious.

12/12/2008 4:48:56 PM

its only funny if you woke them up and they saw the squirrel and freaked out

12/12/2008 4:50:50 PM

people laugh at sarah silverman?

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 3:48 PM. Reason : like...her "jokes"?]

12/12/2008 4:51:14 PM

i have only met like 4 or 5 PEOPLE that i consider hilarious. maybe even less than that.

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"its only funny if you woke them up and they saw the squirrel and freaked out "

exactly. and it helps when you are with your friends. i mean that is more "fun" than "funny" though

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 4:52 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2008 4:51:50 PM

i generally agree with this thread.

12/12/2008 4:53:44 PM

Only women disagree with this thread, and men that are whipped.

12/12/2008 4:55:01 PM

I'd rather be woken up by a bareass fart in my face than to wake up to fucking roadkill laying on me. I am damn glad my friends don't have that sense of humor.

12/12/2008 4:56:02 PM

i never said i disagreed

i just said that it probably depends a lot on your sense of humor and the difference in humor between men and women.

but either way, i don't find a lot of people in general funny. sex has nothing to do with it. there is a fine line between funny and stupid and i end up putting most people in the stupid box

unless i like you or you trade me something. then i will laugh at your jokes.

^ its cool. i like my friends. we are good people.

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 4:58 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2008 4:56:41 PM

wtf does trading something have to do with laughing




The main point here is that men only find other men funny, while women find men and women funny

I think its the remains of our ancestor's beliefs that women are to be seen and not heard, much like children

12/12/2008 4:58:42 PM

ohhh that logic could take you a lot of places

but i'm not going to go there.

12/12/2008 4:59:27 PM

Sarah Silverman is not funny imho


the only woman i consider hilarious is Chelsea Handler

i, too, hate it when i hear there's a "funny" one in a group of women only to find out that only her friends think she is funny....i don't know why that is that I find men for comically funny than women. But it's true in my world.

12/12/2008 5:17:26 PM

oh i like chelsea handler. but i also like sarah silverman SOMETIMES. but even that is a little too much.

(oh and p.s. to clarify i point earlier. the squirrel wasn't roadkill. that would definitely be gross. i mean not that it wasn't already gross. i'm just saying. i found it in the yard.)

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 5:20 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2008 5:18:27 PM

all Sarah Silverman does is say things a 17 year old boy would say

ie. douchbag, cuntrag, period blood................

12/12/2008 5:20:56 PM

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"I laugh at Sarah Silverman "

I lost all respect for you

12/12/2008 5:21:31 PM

that is true she does like saying period blood. i can hear her saying it.

some of her jewish girl jokes are funny though. but that is why i said SOMETIMES.

i like watching chelsea lately though

12/12/2008 5:22:03 PM

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"I might have laughed 5 times in my life at something a girl said"

i've laughed more than that at stuff girls have said

sometimes because they do say funny things

but mostly because i'm trying to get in their pants

12/12/2008 5:23:49 PM

^ hows that workin for ya?

12/12/2008 5:24:36 PM

Chelsea is my ideal woman, smart, funny, and beautiful


i'm even on a first name basis with her

12/12/2008 5:25:00 PM

^^not bad, could always be better though

oh yeah chelsea handler is funny

[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 5:31 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2008 5:31:14 PM

dry, sarcastic, clever, witty and the occasional pun

that's my kind of humor

12/12/2008 5:37:39 PM

hey khcadwal you should come and hang out with me places. we can talk about junk and crap, or whatever

12/12/2008 5:53:42 PM

sweat on a vagina is more funny than a dead squirrel.

also, is it me or is the chick asleep WAY HOT!!!! OMG DO WANT RIGHT NOW

12/12/2008 6:24:28 PM

im sorta feeling the sleeping chick too. i want a girl who will crawl into my lap and go to sleep. it would help if she was really tiny too and could curl up and I could bundle her in a Snuggie™ and maybe make like a backpack i could carry her around in like master blaster except it would be me instead of her who runs barter town

12/12/2008 6:51:43 PM

hahahahahaha!!! man...I can not get enough of Fermat. You have to be one of my favorite posters.

12/12/2008 6:52:42 PM

12/12/2008 6:54:36 PM

lol snuggie

12/12/2008 6:56:15 PM

hehe

12/12/2008 7:01:42 PM

yeah, i'm definitely the 'laughing AT' type of funny.

but i'm ok with that.

12/12/2008 7:04:03 PM

one thing i know is pretty damn true

girls cant tell jokes

i mean truthfully, girls can be funny, humorous, can add funny to some conversation, talk shit wit ya and be good at it whatever whatever


but they cannot effectively communicate jokes...they cannot

12/12/2008 7:08:18 PM

there are way more men who can make both sexes laugh than women who can make both sexes laugh

12/12/2008 7:38:06 PM

amazing conclusion

12/13/2008 10:32:02 AM

I think anyone that has met Nerdchick would agree that she brings the funny on a regular basis. Hell, she's funny on here.

MHO

12/13/2008 10:48:16 AM

nah nerdchick definitely cant tell a joke

and shes kinda clumsy in her story telling


granted its cute, yet still clumsy

12/13/2008 10:51:20 AM

lol..well, you got one thing right, she is cute.

12/13/2008 10:54:49 AM

thats not even what i meant at all

12/13/2008 10:55:39 AM

Comedy is driven from truth and logic - thus, leg shavers can not be funny.

12/13/2008 11:09:51 AM

i generally agree with this thread.

12/13/2008 11:16:10 AM

girls can be funny. its just super fucking rare. always presents itself within more intelligent women, nine times out of ten these turn out to be huge dykes.

i still dont understand how kathy griffen still gets jobs as a comedian, so that whore doesn't count

12/13/2008 12:41:59 PM

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"people laugh at sarah silverman?"

I've made a good funny or two in my lifetime.

I am super awesome at making my 13 year old brother laugh.

12/13/2008 2:40:45 PM

he's just trying to get in your pants

12/13/2008 2:42:10 PM

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"Anyone can be funny if given ample time."

I know what you are saying, but I have to say that there are plenty of people who still aren't funny even with plenty of time to think something up.

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Usually I'm just happy for women to catch all of my humor. The chick who is actually funny herself is really rare.

12/13/2008 2:43:18 PM

sarah silverman is a hilarious comedian and can have some my he-love

12/13/2008 2:43:25 PM

^ok, don't know what that's all about. that bitch is annoying.


but i find anna faris to be both hot and funny... lets not talk about later series scary movie installments though.

c'mon no red x...

12/16/2008 5:00:41 PM

wanda sykes?

12/16/2008 5:02:48 PM

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

12/16/2008 5:04:29 PM

shes not really all that funny she just has a silly voice

12/16/2008 5:04:35 PM

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"Usually I'm just happy for women to catch all of my humor. The chick who is actually funny herself is really rare."

12/16/2008 5:05:56 PM

i don't care if it is just her voice

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I think she wrote the house bunny. i mean, it's the house bunny but still.

12/16/2008 5:14:32 PM