o dag

12/15/2008 3:40:12 PM

lol

12/15/2008 3:45:16 PM

12/15/2008 4:04:27 PM

12/15/2008 4:33:52 PM

for some night crew laffs

12/15/2008 8:47:39 PM

12/15/2008 8:49:47 PM

This is for DeltaBeta's movie poster!

I can't wait

12/16/2008 1:36:04 PM

This sounds like a great idea!

12/16/2008 1:46:35 PM

Diva, I just figured out where I know you from.. AOL Greensboro chat room back in the day.

DivaDiva6? Divalicious68?

12/16/2008 1:47:05 PM

Girl,

While a small sliver of hope will always remain inside of me, Smoove has come to the hard understanding that you are not coming back to me. It is like a part of Smoove has died and, for this part, he has begun to grieve. I am not certain of which stage of the mourning process it is that one begins making lists, but Smoove has begun making them. I now present to you Smoove's Happiest Memories Of When We Were Together:

#5: That time I broke you off nasty outside of that club.

#4: Making love until the dawn on Christmas morning.

#3: The night you invited your friend Cherise into our bedroom and I then hand-fed both of you the succulent berries before getting freaky with both of you in my whirlpool.

#2: The many nights you rode my pony until I couldn't take it anymore.

#1: Waking up before you, and just holding you in my arms until you woke up and then hitting you doggy-style until you lost your mind.

http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/smoove_is_waiting
couldn't help it... the swinger convention post had me rolling

12/16/2008 1:47:33 PM

LAWLS

12/16/2008 1:48:57 PM

I'm not 45, but I am white and I do drive an Infiniti G35. Wanna fuck?

12/16/2008 1:50:49 PM

well damn, she didn't get in my car either so i guess i should stop taking it so personally

12/16/2008 1:51:19 PM

Kurtis - YES PLEASE

Jen - When did you proposition me? I woulda gotten in your car

12/16/2008 1:53:39 PM

two different occurances of this nature?

[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 3:47 PM. Reason : fsdf]

12/16/2008 3:47:08 PM

Girl I get this all the time. Mostly in the bar. This is my first time on the highway lol.


*this statement can be taken out of context*

12/16/2008 3:48:32 PM

Quote :

"if I get raped at least someone can watch it and all."

I'm not entirely sure why this phrase made me LOL.

12/16/2008 3:50:33 PM