there was a guy at another company on our floor who would never wear socks and would take his shoes off he when he dumped

I guess they had some really casual dress code where he could wear loafers or boat shoes every day

and he would shit a lot, at least 2-3 times a day, because I would see him several times a week

I can't figure out why he took his shoes off to have the pleasure of his bare feet on that piss, shit and nut encrusted floor

I always wanted to just reach under and grab one one his toes and saw it off with a knife like that mexican guy does to the german guy's finger at the end of Hostel

[Edited on February 13, 2009 at 10:26 AM. Reason : V the angle was too great...I would've had to richochet the stream, and you lose accuracy that way]

2/13/2009 10:16:34 AM

shoulda pissed on his feet

2/13/2009 10:24:17 AM