A fucking movie, there were like 5 of them

for page 2:

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"Nah, most religious people look at God the same way. Unknowingly, they make God out to be the same thing as that crazy clown looking guy in the Saw movies. He puts you in crazy fucking life changing situations, just to see if you can get out of them without killing yourself. He does this purely for his own enjoyment, but it can be spun to seem like it is teaching you lessons that will make you a better person."

[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 10:13 PM. Reason : a]

12/15/2008 10:12:56 PM

i seriously thought my quote from the bible would settle this.

12/15/2008 10:13:13 PM

We all know and agree the bible was written and inspired by delusional men

12/15/2008 10:16:37 PM

It's a great read though. You just have to approach it for what it is....a work of fiction.

12/15/2008 10:20:15 PM

I don't think its a very good read. Unless you get a new version its written in an outdated and hard to read language. Even if you get a NIV it is full of hypocrisy so you have to be amnesic for it to make full sense.

12/15/2008 10:23:05 PM

^ and those are the reasons I think it is a good read. I like things that don't make sense

12/15/2008 10:23:56 PM

oh, ok... you're good then

12/15/2008 10:25:45 PM

Quote :

"Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to the internet in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange. Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at least Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together. FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT KID LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS? I MEAN HOLY FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?! WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL INCONSIDERATE AND DISRESPECTFUL BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE STOP ARGUING WITH GARY HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE AND SMOKE IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID and that's my word."

[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 10:31 PM. Reason : ]

12/15/2008 10:31:07 PM

so much cleverness....

12/15/2008 10:31:28 PM

lol i'm not reading that whole thing but what I read made me lol

12/15/2008 10:32:55 PM

Quote :

"HEY LISTEN FUCK YOU REDNECKS, ENGINEERS, AND FOOTBALL FANS. ALSO, 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB (NO HOMO) ALSO, I TOO HAVE SEEN TITS BEFORE. ALSO, IF YOUR POST COUNT COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR YOUR PHONE NUMBER/SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, YOU ARE PROBABLY A VIRGIN. ALSO, IF YOU DRIVE TO THE BEACH TO MEET/MEAT BITCHES AND YOU END UP AT CRACKER BARREL EATING COUNTRY HAM BISCUITS ALONE, YOU ARE PROBABLY A LORD OF THE RINGS CAMPING OUT TO SEE STAR WARS COLLECTING POGS WHEN YOU ARE 24 JORT WEARING DOUCHE WHO DVR'S SPORTS CENTER AND DRINKS COORS LIGHT AND WHATEVER IRONIC CHEAP BEER YOUR FRIEND BUYS TO PLAY BEER PONG WITH. ALSO, YOU PROBABLY CHAFE YOUR INNER THIGHS WHEN YOU WALK, AND YOU THINK DANE COOK IS THE NEXT CARROT TOP WITH OUT THE RED HAIR AND MUSCLES/PROPS. ALSO, YOU LIKE THE OFFICE UK MORE THAN THE OFFICE B/C YOU ARE WORLDY AS FUCK. YOU ALSO STOOD IN LINE FOR DAVE MATTHEWS TICKETS LAST YEAR. YOU ALSO DOWNLOADED STAIND'S RECORD. YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO NICKLEBACK AND YOU BRAG ABOUT SMOKING POT EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE A HEART MUR MUR. ALSO PHISH WAS NOT THE NEW GRATEFUL DEAD EVEN WHEN THEY WERE IN THEIR HAYDAY. ALSO I DIDNT HAVE ANYONE BE ARAB B/C I THOUGHT IT'D BE TOO EXPLOSIVE NO PUN INTENDED AMIRIGHT."

12/15/2008 10:33:13 PM

lolol

He's off on one thing though, chafing has nothing to do with being overweight like people think.

12/15/2008 10:35:08 PM

never mind all this shit,

I dated a girl once that managed to find this coat she wanted for like 75 percent off at a banana republic store. The coat was apparently sold out for 6 months, and someone her size happened to have returned it. She said, straight faced, that she thought that god wanted her to have that coat.

women.



[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 10:42 PM. Reason : ss]

12/15/2008 10:40:34 PM

straight up bro, straight up

12/15/2008 10:41:27 PM

^^lmao

12/15/2008 10:41:57 PM

btt

2/6/2009 2:20:01 PM

where the fuck can I get one of these LOL

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 2:26 PM. Reason : found it: http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/emblems.html]

2/6/2009 2:24:30 PM

http://www.venganza.org/ maybe? idk

2/6/2009 2:25:29 PM

My favorite part of religious discussions are that people get so angry at each other and that people try to argue vehemently that they are right on a subject that clearly has no definitive answer (idiots). My theory is that Dimebag Darrel and Marty Friedman are gods and that their joke on humanity was to answer all prayers in the form of a Japanese game show.

2/6/2009 4:12:55 PM

Great, another theory to add to the list of theories.

2/6/2009 4:14:27 PM

of course they get pissed.. they know what they're saying sounds like a crock of shit but don't want to admit it

i'd be pissed too

2/6/2009 4:14:52 PM

Any explanation of life is bullshit because no one saw it happen.

2/6/2009 4:16:55 PM

God saw it.

2/6/2009 4:17:17 PM

Did you see him see it?

2/6/2009 4:17:47 PM

I have videotape proof.

2/6/2009 4:19:28 PM

With audio?

2/6/2009 4:20:33 PM

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2/6/2009 4:21:10 PM

nope, no audio.

2/6/2009 4:21:39 PM

Well great, I'll do a voice-over for it and we can make it say anything.

2/6/2009 4:22:56 PM

Unfortunately it goes both ways though. For instance, people that argue that there is no god/gods are pretty dumb-tarded too. Best thing to do, imo, is sit back and laugh at everyone.

2/6/2009 4:25:10 PM

I said that about 5-6 posts up in 'other words'.

2/6/2009 4:26:12 PM