Figure things out or at least try.
I won't settle anymore.

12/19/2008 2:55:37 PM

Try to keep a tidier house
Get a kitten

12/19/2008 2:57:11 PM

exactly jackleg, when i decide i want to do something, i dont "start on monday" or "wait til the new year" i get off my ass and make it happen!

12/19/2008 3:29:19 PM

not posting mine but like others have stated i'm already in the process, why would I wait?

12/19/2008 3:31:31 PM

dont date stupid little immature girls who have no idea what they are doing

12/20/2008 12:39:59 PM

I will do at least one thing every day to make myself a better person.

12/20/2008 12:41:32 PM

?

12/20/2008 12:42:31 PM

Quote :

"dont date stupid little immature girls who have no idea what they are doing"

i see you got home ok last night saps

12/20/2008 12:45:31 PM

haha not after having a drink thrown on me for calling someone a bar hag

12/20/2008 12:48:24 PM

yeah i saw the aftermath of that.....squeeling tires no bueno.

12/20/2008 12:58:31 PM

Quote :

"I will bring my body fat percentage to around ten, hopefully less"

Isn't ten good enough? I mean damn

My resolutions:

Eat out less
Eat healthier when I do eat out
Drink less (I really don't care about fixing that)
Find a job where I don't count the minutes until 5 PM

12/20/2008 1:25:49 PM

another comment about me gaining weight dammit

mines def to lose 10 lbs
also get a new job

12/25/2008 10:31:44 PM

I think mine will be to rediscover myself.

12/25/2008 11:27:13 PM

omg CassTheSass posted in my thread! ♥

12/25/2008 11:27:51 PM

Get car fixed or get a new one
Move into a new place
Spend a month with my best friend in the Dominican Republic
Start going back to the gym
Lose 15 more lbs
Get a real job
meet and date a quality guy
stop being a 'dick sucking whore'

[Edited on December 25, 2008 at 11:51 PM. Reason : ;-(]

12/25/2008 11:32:03 PM

work out more consistently
start hitting my punching bag again (i hung the damn thing, may as well use it)
keep getting good grades in grad school
don't fuck up my research
catch more fish
learn to play the guitar
run

12/26/2008 12:30:25 AM

i never make one because they never last

12/26/2008 12:31:21 AM

i usually dont either

but this years are absolute requirements

12/26/2008 12:51:04 AM

pay off my fucking debt

12/26/2008 12:51:51 AM

GET A "REAL" JOB

12/26/2008 12:52:36 AM

Try to get on chembob's good side.
Arrange a private meeting b/w RD and Miley Cyrus.
Finally have an epic man date with GenghisJohn
Meet vinylbandit and discuss things.
Return to improv/comedy?

12/26/2008 12:53:44 AM

get back into shape.

12/26/2008 1:11:05 AM

Quit smoking

hahaha, nah, I'm just fucking with you guys, I'm fine with the cancer and all

Probably just, I dunno, "Get a real job"

That would work out nicely

12/26/2008 1:13:52 AM

finally do away with the interactions between the Ex and myself, get a new gf and be happy.

12/26/2008 1:24:41 AM

more fat tittays swingin in my face

12/26/2008 1:32:17 AM

I approve of pilgrimshoes resolution. We should all be like him.

12/26/2008 1:40:18 AM

inorite

12/26/2008 1:44:46 AM

I will try to stop worrying and love the bomb

12/26/2008 11:25:55 AM

get into good shape

don't be afraid of confrontation - which means being honest even when it hurts

12/26/2008 11:30:28 AM

1680 by 1050

12/26/2008 5:29:55 PM

I will tip more than 20%.

12/26/2008 5:30:43 PM

baller

12/26/2008 5:32:39 PM

i don't understand new year's resolutions

all i know is that the gym is annoying as shit during jan.

but by feb, everyone has pretty much given up

12/26/2008 5:34:27 PM

My new years resolutions

1. Get to 350lbs
2. Kill a person

12/26/2008 5:37:00 PM

If you ate a 350 pound man, you could accomplish both of those.

12/26/2008 5:41:49 PM

hmmm... I think i would prefer to just eat three 117lb chicks

12/27/2008 6:28:14 PM

Quote :

"My new years resolutions 1. Get to 350lbs 2. Kill a person"

you should put on a bear skin and go berzerker for added effect.

12/27/2008 7:22:15 PM

Carryover from last year: fold my laundry after I wash it (instead of putting it back in a pile)
New one for this year: be healthier (eat better food, smoke less, drink less, exercise more)

12/27/2008 7:33:04 PM

Improve my post count to 0.4 posts per day.

12/27/2008 7:36:09 PM

I got a head start on my resolution and I've been smoke-free since Tuesday



anybody else get hiccups while chewing Nicorette? this 4mg shit is talkin to me

12/28/2008 5:40:00 PM

eat grownup food rather than cook out and peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches every night.

12/28/2008 5:43:22 PM

be on time to work

12/29/2008 11:03:03 AM

my only resolution is to finally get ahead again

slowly but surely

12/29/2008 1:59:23 PM

mine is to get more head...again...

12/29/2008 2:00:13 PM

my only resolution is to finally get head again

slowly but surely

a lot of it

12/29/2008 2:00:33 PM

giving up these for good



using



btw i love that they stole a metallica lyric as their catch phrase

12/29/2008 2:03:02 PM

Well posting on the internet and more time studying.

12/29/2008 2:04:39 PM

Quote :

"btw i love that they stole a metallica lyric as their catch phrase"

lolwut??

12/29/2008 2:12:04 PM

fight fire with fire dumbass
what are you 14?

12/29/2008 2:13:31 PM

Set em up

12/29/2008 2:14:25 PM