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12/27/2008 3:55:04 PM

page 2 is useless without explicit sex tape

12/27/2008 4:05:53 PM

all i have is an implicit sex tape

12/27/2008 4:47:39 PM

She's hotter than me.

12/27/2008 4:49:33 PM

zooey deschanel does not look like joie.

12/27/2008 6:18:17 PM

Quote :

"Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard and actress/She & Him singer Zooey Deschanel are engaged."

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

12/29/2008 11:11:32 PM

Wow he looks like your run of the mill T-dubber.

12/29/2008 11:15:15 PM

huh?

12/29/2008 11:16:06 PM

ben gibbard must die

12/29/2008 11:22:31 PM

SOMEONE FOLLOW HIM INTO THE DARK. AND KILL HIM.

jk i don't really care about this at all although Zooey is cute as fuck.

12/29/2008 11:24:04 PM

well she's artsy as fuck...and he's artsy as fuck
match made in artsy as fuck heaven

12/29/2008 11:32:19 PM

fuck you, Ben Gibbard

12/29/2008 11:36:15 PM

ben gibbard

really? REALLY???

whyyyyyyy??!! she just got docked like 10 awesomeness points.

ugh. UGH.

[Edited on December 29, 2008 at 11:37 PM. Reason : not for being engaged. for ben gibbard. ]

12/29/2008 11:37:22 PM

so does anyone else think she kinda looks like katy perry?

i am pretty sure they look alike...i saw what katy perry looked like about 3 months ago or so i think...was in some thread

12/29/2008 11:41:52 PM

Quote :

"looks like katy perry."

No, Katy Perry has better titties.

12/29/2008 11:59:41 PM

Quote :

"match made in artsy as fuck heaven"

12/30/2008 12:34:54 AM

nvm

[Edited on December 30, 2008 at 12:39 AM. Reason : happy new years!]

12/30/2008 12:35:29 AM

do want

12/30/2008 12:40:08 AM

I really hope that she and Ben don't decide to do album together or something. It would be so unbearable to listen to.

12/30/2008 12:43:54 AM

more like Zooey DoucheCanoe amiright?

no, i am wrong.

12/30/2008 12:45:01 AM

i never liked death cab

and now i really fucking hate them

12/30/2008 12:47:26 PM

12/30/2008 12:59:28 PM

in others news, i wish katy perry was more talented so i could be in love with her

12/30/2008 1:13:45 PM

i would totally be able put aside her shittiness for a night or 4 with her

[Edited on December 30, 2008 at 1:33 PM. Reason : thats better]

12/30/2008 1:30:23 PM

mmm

yes

12/30/2008 1:39:01 PM

Quote :

"match made in artsy as fuck heaven"

Quote :

"SOMEONE FOLLOW HIM INTO THE DARK. AND KILL HIM."

I LOLLED

12/30/2008 2:05:32 PM

Quote :

"in others news, i wish Zooey Deschanel was more talented so i could be in love with her"

because really, that She & Him album still sounds super forced

12/30/2008 2:19:08 PM

she tries to hard to make her voice sound authentic, yes

but the songs are still dynamite

12/30/2008 3:07:29 PM

i dont want to hear her sing or see her act.
i just want to see
her
it
whatever.

12/30/2008 4:34:53 PM

bttt

12/8/2009 12:30:52 PM

When is she going to be on Bones?

12/8/2009 12:47:00 PM

Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian?
He's a computer hacker.
He helped me erase your MySpace page,
And your band's MySpace page,
And your Facebook page.
Happy networking, asshole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtWMHXrEP_Y

12/8/2009 12:47:22 PM

this weekn

whenever it comes on

12/8/2009 12:49:19 PM

12/8/2009 1:24:18 PM

I give her an 8 for attractiveness and then a -25 for being a hipster for a grand total of -17

12/8/2009 1:26:40 PM

i had sex with her before she was famous that's my claim to fame

12/8/2009 1:33:17 PM

12/8/2009 1:33:33 PM

Wait, is this the chick from Cloverfield? I can't remember.

12/8/2009 1:33:59 PM

GOOD FUCKING GOD

DO WANT

STILL TO THIS DAY

12/8/2009 1:38:27 PM

^^ no that's a different zooey deschanel. by different zooey deschanel i mean it's a completely different actress.

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 1:40 PM. Reason : .]

12/8/2009 1:40:01 PM

is a vegan.

12/8/2009 1:46:08 PM

Duh, I was being stupid. It's Lizzy Caplan I'm thinking of.





Apparently she did a topless scene in True Blood too: http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/video.pl?h=Lizzy+Caplan+Nude,+Naked&t=1523&f=lizzy-caplan-nude

12/8/2009 1:46:54 PM

she needs to take an o out of her name, its still pronounced like zoey but the o just confuses people, oh well i guess it's kind of hip

12/8/2009 2:54:52 PM

She's aight. I don't see what the big deal is though.

12/8/2009 2:59:54 PM

thanks gunnz

LOVE me some zooey

her and Katy Perry are my womenz

12/8/2009 3:05:19 PM

Fareako, shes not asian, wtf?

12/8/2009 3:16:35 PM

Doesn't matter. She is so freaking cute to me.

Like:

OMFG YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

12/8/2009 3:31:17 PM

New album 3/23

12/8/2009 3:33:37 PM

I hadn't heard that yet

it's either going to be epic awesome or epic meh

NO IN BETWEEN

12/8/2009 3:44:08 PM

she's played out

12/8/2009 3:44:49 PM