i never got madlibs. this shit aint funny. anonymous fools just laugh at words that they think are funny in sentences that don't make sense. then again, i guess you'd say thats pretty much the definition of euphalo.

carry on

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12/19/2008 11:22:48 PM

Quote :

"NOUN NOUN NOUN OCCUPATION VERB PLACE VERB ENDING IN "ED" NOUN VERB ENDING IN "ING" NOUN (PLURAL) NOUN EMOTION"

Balls
CUNT
skyscraper
Hooker
twerking



[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 11:24 PM. Reason : asdjfl]

12/19/2008 11:23:25 PM

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NOUN
NOUN
NOUN
OCCUPATION
VERB
PLACE
VERB ENDING IN "ED"
NOUN
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
NOUN (PLURAL)
NOUN
EMOTION

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 11:24 PM. Reason : sdfasd]

12/19/2008 11:23:44 PM

lol

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12/19/2008 11:24:06 PM

Balls
CUNT
skyscraper
Hooker
twerking
dijibouti
spanked
twat



[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 11:26 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/19/2008 11:25:10 PM

wut

dijiridoo?

12/19/2008 11:26:11 PM

djibouti

12/19/2008 11:26:52 PM

k


need 2 nouns, verb, emotion

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 11:29 PM. Reason : ]

12/19/2008 11:28:13 PM

Noun (plural): Cracka-Ass Crackas

12/19/2008 11:29:09 PM

there is an I in there but its an african town

dijibouti

12/19/2008 11:29:32 PM

OCCUPATION - fluffer
EMOTION - Jubilant

12/19/2008 11:29:53 PM

i urbandictionary'd it

its Djibouti according to others

12/19/2008 11:29:54 PM

shit you right

12/19/2008 11:31:03 PM

Quote :

"It was during the battle of Cracka-Ass Cracka when I was running through a cunt when a skyscraper went off right next to my platoon. Our hooker yelled for us to jack-off to the nearest Djibouti we could find. When we got to the Djibouti we spanked to start a fire. As we were starting the fire the enemy saw the twat from the fire and started twerking balls at us. we all quickly ducked behind the cellphone at the Djibouti and returned fire. we quickly eliminated the enemy and were jubilant that we had won the battle. "

12/19/2008 11:32:08 PM

the last sentence makes far too much sense

12/19/2008 11:33:43 PM

yea i know


female TWWer
LOCATION
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
male TWWer
NOUN
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
FAMOUS PERSON
TIME OF DAY
NOUN
ADVERB
NOUN
NOUN

12/19/2008 11:34:37 PM

verb ending in "ing": TUCKING

12/19/2008 11:35:16 PM

12/19/2008 11:35:18 PM

^^^ okay i'll play along

evan
SAS
Pedophile
fat
1cup
emce
TWW
stretching
nael
dusk
bible
slyly
egg
salad

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12/19/2008 11:37:14 PM

either:

i thought evan was a guy

or

i see what u did there

12/19/2008 11:38:40 PM

Quote :

"Obituaries evan died this saturday in a car wreck in SAS. She was driving a late 90`s model pedophile when a fat driver swerved onto her side of the 1cup, resulting in a retarded collision. EMCE died on tuesday afternoon. He was crushed by a TWW as he was tucking home. Nael was murdered on thursday dusk as he walked into the middle of a bible robbery. Witnesses say he slyly tried to take out one of the robbers, but tripped on a egg, at which point one of the robbers shot him with his salad. "

12/19/2008 11:40:38 PM

Wow, that was terrible.

i'm sorry i just don't see how these could ever turn out to be funny unless you had mitch hedgeburg himself feeding you what words to choose.


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12/19/2008 11:40:51 PM

they were your words

anyhow, it depends on which template you take, some are definitely better than others

12/19/2008 11:54:54 PM

Yeah and in that template the words had no relevance to the subject or each other.

Might as well have been 3 different madlibs.

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12/19/2008 11:56:18 PM

i think alot/all of the ones from this particular site are user-submitted, so there are sure to be some duds

12/19/2008 11:59:43 PM

post

12/20/2008 4:30:04 AM

NOUN
NOUN (PLURAL)
VERB
NAME OF A COMPANY
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
NOUN
VERB ENDING IN "ED"
ADJECTIVE
LIQUID
NUMBER
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
VERB ENDING IN "ED"
NOUN
TYPE OF MEASUREMENT (PLURAL)
TYPE OF BUILDING
NOUN

12/20/2008 10:50:28 AM

Quote :

"as he walked into the middle of a bible robbery."

i lol'd

12/20/2008 1:39:05 PM

grapefruit
chihuahuas
lament
Cook Out
slaving
mother
fucked
squishy
Kaboom Shower, Tub, & Tile Cleaner
17
didgeridoo
foul
clamped
Miley Cyrus
furlongs
whorehouse
chlamydia

12/20/2008 1:43:56 PM

Quote :

"It was the end of the grapefruit year, and summer was upon us. We gathered together for the roadtrip of our chihuahuas. Our Destination, you lament? CookOut World, of course, with a nice stop at the beach for some slaving and mother bathing. Of course, as it always is, things didn`t go exactly as fucked. One car got a squishy tire, and another ran out of Kaboom Shower, Tub and Tile Cleaner. We didn`t even get there until 17 day(s) after we had planned to. But it didn`t matter. We were determined to have didgeridoo. So we went to the foul theme park... and it clamped. We went to the beach, and it was closed due to the Miley Cyrus. So what did we do for our vacation? We drove over 1000 furlongs to stay in a whorehouse and watch a bunch of chlamydia. "

12/20/2008 1:47:12 PM

7/10

my favorite lines:

Quote :

"We went to the beach, and it was closed due to the Miley Cyrus."

Quote :

"We drove over 1000 furlongs to stay in a whorehouse and watch a bunch of chlamydia."

12/20/2008 1:48:13 PM

TWWer
SILLY WORD
VERB
NOUN
BODY PART (PLURAL)
FEMALE TWWer
VERB ENDING IN "ED"
NOUN
NOUN (PLURAL)
VERB
NOUN
OCCUPATION
NUMBER
VERB
SILLY WORD
TWWer

12/20/2008 1:48:33 PM

Quote :

"'Twas the year before Christmas, and all through the ass, Not a creature was stirring, not even a gerbil. The vinyl pants were hung by the rack with care, In hopes that St. Slapnuts soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their toilets, While visions of sugar-corndogs danced in their testicles. And gimp in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the iron maiden to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, ate open the shutters, and touched up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow, Gave the luster of mid-minute to objects below. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear? But a greasy cock, and eight tiny horses. With a little old driver, so lively and dirty, I knew in a moment it must be St. Slapnuts. More rapid than hippopotami his horses they came, And he whistled, and bitchslapped, and called them by name; "Now, Dasher! Now, Horace! Now, Mexican and Vixen! On, Buddy! On Nigger! On, Gagball and Blitzen! To the top of the porch! To the top of the whore! Now fellate away! Fellate away! Fellate away all!" And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof, The prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, Down the rack St. Slapnuts came with a bound. His eyes -- how they fingered! His dimples, how sweaty! His ankles were like sluts, his nostril like a my dick! He spoke not a word but went straight to his work, And filled all the vinyl pants, then turned with a jerk. And laying his penis aside of his newly created orifice, And giving a nod, up the rack he rose. He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a snort, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!""

12/20/2008 2:41:17 PM

verb - caress

12/20/2008 2:44:05 PM

silly word: curmudgeon

12/20/2008 2:58:50 PM

yea check back next week when we have enough input

12/20/2008 3:01:12 PM