LIFE'S HARD ENOUGH AS IT IS, YOU DONT WANNA CRY ANYMORE

1/1/2009 6:50:13 PM

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"TOTEM POLE EARRINGS"

1/1/2009 6:51:03 PM

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"CUFF LINKS SLIDERS"

1/1/2009 6:53:55 PM

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"ONE SLAP SALAD"

1/1/2009 7:23:49 PM

he looks like Beavis

1/1/2009 8:03:52 PM

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"DOLLAR FOR TOPPINGS"

1/1/2009 8:07:23 PM

not bad, used it for simple things.

dishwasher safe is awesome.

[Edited on January 1, 2009 at 8:29 PM. Reason : they give it away free! that's how much it's worth. i dig it though.]

1/1/2009 8:29:01 PM

I've had one of these for at least five or six years from Pampered Chef.

1/1/2009 8:30:47 PM

^BEWARE OF IMITATORS

1/1/2009 8:31:42 PM

the arc and timing of the over-the-shoulder throw is fucking epic

1/1/2009 8:38:08 PM

VS




WHO WILL WIN?!

[Edited on January 1, 2009 at 8:55 PM. Reason : .]

1/1/2009 8:55:14 PM

i just find it funny that someone with decent comic timing made underground comedy movie

1/1/2009 8:55:57 PM

Like that stupid headset is doing anything

1/1/2009 10:11:55 PM

This guys is nothing like my dad. He could sell a ketchup popsickle to a woman in a white dress.

1/1/2009 10:19:16 PM

you'll love my nutz

1/6/2009 2:50:48 PM

I do love your nuts.

1/6/2009 2:54:53 PM

sounds like the finishing move of some dude who spent half of his life training under a kung fu master, and the other half training under some limpwristed faggot

1/6/2009 2:56:19 PM

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"Like that stupid headset is doing anything"

dude hes taking customer calls. lol

1/6/2009 3:02:26 PM

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"BORING TUNA STOPPER"

1/6/2009 3:42:30 PM

that pic of him above is really creepy. He looks like a cartoon caricature of himself

1/6/2009 3:44:00 PM

Could Vince be the next Ernest?




BTW, his last name is Offer--Vince Offer.

1/8/2009 6:15:45 AM

That pic has "Y So Srs?" potential

1/8/2009 6:34:48 AM

or maybe a Vern "know wut i mean" thing....




(y'all remember the '80s right? )

1/8/2009 10:42:12 AM

no we dont you old cankerous bastard

1/8/2009 11:03:02 AM

I absolutely loved Vern

Now I want all the Vern movies on DVD....pronto

1/8/2009 11:07:00 AM

1/8/2009 7:54:29 PM

hahahahaha

1/8/2009 7:55:56 PM

that is fantastic

1/8/2009 8:01:51 PM

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"MAKING AMERICA SKINNY"

1/9/2009 3:20:26 PM

I really, really hate this guy.

1/10/2009 12:49:09 PM

eh, i like him.

basically, anyone that successfully sues the Church of Scientology is officially invited to my place for Thanksgiving dinner.

even if he does look like DJ Ruby Rhod



Supergreen.

1/11/2009 11:58:09 PM

lol "you're gonna love my nuts"

1/11/2009 11:59:12 PM

um... you forgot to add, "no homo"






























faggot

1/12/2009 11:28:33 AM

haha i love this

but in all seriousness, the graty looks cool. cheese graters are so hard to clean. the slap chop isn't that impressive. but the graty...now that is innovative.

1/12/2009 11:31:10 AM

what makes you think the Graty won't be hard to clean?

is it even made in Germany? the Germans always make good stuff

1/12/2009 5:10:31 PM

because, you know we can't do this all day.

1/12/2009 5:14:30 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv5QUOQv6u0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06TvFzZZSp0



[Edited on January 12, 2009 at 8:02 PM. Reason : the old lady in the testimonial is hilarious]

1/12/2009 8:00:05 PM

that's retarded

1/12/2009 8:02:51 PM

both of those splices are terrible, great concept, piss poor execution

1/12/2009 8:04:29 PM

Guys, this is getting serious!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900420

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"You know what? Apology NOT accepted!"

2/12/2009 10:24:38 PM

honestly, this was pretty fuckin funny.

2/12/2009 10:29:25 PM

2/16/2009 10:30:28 AM

how have I not seen vince anywhere except his own ads yet

2/16/2009 8:56:03 PM

If it doesn't hot-link: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20090216.jpg

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 9:02 PM. Reason : blah]

2/16/2009 9:01:52 PM

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"how have I not seen vince anywhere except his own ads yet"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2oVWSfZ9Bk

2/16/2009 9:06:52 PM

It has been post at least 5 times, but I think its funny when he says "You're gonna love my nuts !"

2/16/2009 9:07:18 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQZXta68jlc

2/16/2009 9:10:48 PM

2/18/2009 6:17:57 AM

it gets pretty boring / meh around the 50 second mark, but everything up to that point is hilarious

"put my pickle in the tuna...4 or 5 seconds its done!"

2/20/2009 4:46:12 PM

set em up

2/20/2009 4:51:20 PM