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1/2/2009 1:47:24 PM

Ahh...there was about to be some drama.

I bartended a house party from 9pm to 6:30 am. It could have ended at 3am, but everyone got coked up and wouldn't leave. I told the lady who hired me that I needed to get the fuck out because I was throwing a party at my place on the beach the next day starting at 10am. But I called down cause she was paying me a good bit and I knew a bunch of the people there and didn't want to come off as a dick. But bartending for a bunch of drugged up people isn't cool.

But I still walked with about $750 in cash, so I can't complain.

1/2/2009 2:22:23 PM

Quote :

"Heh... I am up for a BCD here shortly... Was supposed to be headed to GCM before christmas... Then pushed back to mid January... Now it just keeps getting postponed..."

What's the story behind this?

1/4/2009 3:01:08 PM

i had 0 drama.

this is what happens when you get wasted and all you want to do is eat food

how is it possible to have drama

1/4/2009 5:08:48 PM

i had 0 drama.

this is what happens when you pass out at 11:15pm and wake up at like 3 to pee, and then sleep...and then wake up at 6 and stay up til 8:35am...and then sleep til like noon

how is it possible to have drama

1/4/2009 5:10:07 PM

extremely minimal drama which ended before the party actually began. unfortunately, my house is still covered in glitter.

1/4/2009 5:11:36 PM

Quote :

"how is it possible to have drama"

wake up each time to some guy sucking on your dick?

1/4/2009 5:12:36 PM

The only drama we had was some dumb hoe told me I couldn't put my quarters down on the pool table because they were still playing and I looked at her like she had been lobotomized.

Oh, and our UNC friend (nickname Dopey for ear reasons) made out with some girl who had a caterpillar unibrow...she was a law school student and said, "I will sue you if you don't kiss me."

It was VAR VAR HUMOROUS.

[Edited on January 4, 2009 at 6:30 PM. Reason : .]

1/4/2009 6:30:00 PM

^^ i meant how is it hard to have drama when you drink then eat

this leaves no room for drama. unless someone takes my beer and/or food. but i'm feisty so they know better than to stand between me and a holiday cheeseball

1/4/2009 9:39:21 PM

my coworker is still saying happy new year to people

1/7/2009 8:44:18 AM

Time for bed!

1/1/2011 12:11:17 AM

No dramz. A good time was had by all. I did eat some of the food they had at Flex (god, it sounds like such a bad idea when you actually say it) and I'm feeling ruff because of that, I think.

1/1/2011 10:40:42 AM

no drama, just got drunk then hungry.

1/1/2011 10:53:04 AM

So I went out last night to White Collar Crime and ended up picking up a random chick on the dance floor that wanted to go back to my place with me. I happily oblige as she is a very attractive. I suggest a cab as this was my original plan to get home but she decides she wants to drive her car. We end up making it back to my apartment complex safe and park near one of the buildings. I inform her that she will be towed unless she parks in a visitor spot and in her inebriated state she decides to "stick it to the man" and parks in the grass between two buildings sevearal hundred feet away from the pavement. I promptly get her out of the car and I remove the car from the lawn and park it several buildings down as the only available visitor spots are there.

After that I walk back and hand the keys back to the girl before we go into my bedroom. We end up not doing anything so I grow bored quickly and decide to pass out. The girl tries to convince me several times to walk her out to her car but I refuse as I felt no obligation (It's not like I got anything). I tell her where her car is and fall asleep promptly as soon as she is gone.

Several hours later at 6 AM I am awakened by a Raleigh Police Officer shining a light in my eyes in my room (Roommate let him in after he was pounding on the door). He doesn't waste any time and starts interrogating me immediately. He claims I drove the vehicle into the grass (tire marks clearly present) and used a vehicle without "authorized use." I of course deny both charges without telling the officer it was the girl as I wasn't sure what was going on and didn't want to get anyone in trouble. The officer then starts badgering me about where the keys to the vehicle were and the actual car. I quickly find the keys on the coffee table in the middle of the apartment and then lead him towards the extra visitor parking spots. Along the way he makes snide comments about taking a "nature walk" to have to find the vehicle, which is backed in neatly in the first visitor spot.

While walking outside I notice the girl is with the officer and can't figure out who the hell called the police. My best guess is a neighbor but as I think about it I am more and more I am sure it had to be the girl trying to find her car.

Anyway, after telling the officer multiple times I had nothing to do with the vehicle being parked on the grass, he decideds that it is indeed my fault (even if I didn't drive the vehicle) as I had invited a guest back to the apartment complex. He tells me he is going to charge me with a felony "unauthorized use" unless I contact the apartment complex first thing this morning and let them know it was my fault as my guest had caused the damage. Evidently it is a crime to move a car off the grass and into a visitor parking spot.

In short, I am very pissed about this whole thing and am about to file a complaint against the officer for threatening me with charges that have no grounds. I'm not sure if it the best idea. Advice??

Note: I never had a chance to say anything to the girl, but after being awake for a few minutes I think she was actually the one who called the police in her drunken state, trying to find her vehicle. Hilariously she ends up in the back of the patrol car before the officer leaves. I still have no clue who called the police and led them to our apartment or if the girl ended up being charged with anything. I am assuming she recieved a DWI but I will never know as I can't remember her name and I told her I didn't want her number as she was leaving the first time as I felt she was a huge cock tease. Maybe I'll see it in the police blotter later.

1/1/2011 11:05:09 AM

So I went out last night to White Collar Crime and ended up picking up a random chick on the dance floor that wanted to go back to my place with me. I happily oblige as she is a very attractive. I suggest a cab as this was my original plan to get home but she decides she wants to drive her car. We end up making it back to my apartment complex safe and park near one of the buildings. I inform her that she will be towed unless she parks in a visitor spot and in her inebriated state she decides to "stick it to the man" and parks in the grass between two buildings sevearal hundred feet away from the pavement. I promptly get her out of the car and I remove the car from the lawn and park it several buildings down as the only available visitor spots are there.

After that I walk back and hand the keys back to the girl before we go into my bedroom. We end up not doing anything so I grow bored quickly and decide to pass out. The girl tries to convince me several times to walk her out to her car but I refuse as I felt no obligation (It's not like I got anything). I tell her where her car is and fall asleep promptly as soon as she is gone.

Several hours later at 6 AM I am awakened by a Raleigh Police Officer shining a light in my eyes in my room (Roommate let him in after he was pounding on the door). He doesn't waste any time and starts interrogating me immediately. He claims I drove the vehicle into the grass (tire marks clearly present) and used a vehicle without "authorized use." I of course deny both charges without telling the officer it was the girl as I wasn't sure what was going on and didn't want to get anyone in trouble. The officer then starts badgering me about where the keys to the vehicle were and the actual car. I quickly find the keys on the coffee table in the middle of the apartment and then lead him towards the extra visitor parking spots. Along the way he makes snide comments about taking a "nature walk" to have to find the vehicle, which is backed in neatly in the first visitor spot.

While walking outside I notice the girl is with the officer and can't figure out who the hell called the police. My best guess is a neighbor but as I think about it I am more and more I am sure it had to be the girl trying to find her car.

Anyway, after telling the officer multiple times I had nothing to do with the vehicle being parked on the grass, he decideds that it is indeed my fault (even if I didn't drive the vehicle) as I had invited a guest back to the apartment complex. He tells me he is going to charge me with a felony "unauthorized use" unless I contact the apartment complex first thing this morning and let them know it was my fault as my guest had caused the damage. Evidently it is a crime to move a car off the grass and into a visitor parking spot.

In short, I am very pissed about this whole thing and am about to file a complaint against the officer for threatening me with charges that have no grounds. I'm not sure if it the best idea. Advice??

Note: I never had a chance to say anything to the girl, but after being awake for a few minutes I think she was actually the one who called the police in her drunken state, trying to find her vehicle. Hilariously she ends up in the back of the patrol car before the officer leaves. I still have no clue who called the police and led them to our apartment or if the girl ended up being charged with anything. I am assuming she recieved a DWI but I will never know as I can't remember her name and I told her I didn't want her number as she was leaving the first time as I felt she was a huge cock tease. Maybe I'll see it in the police blotter later.

1/1/2011 11:11:50 AM

ME!!!

1/1/2011 11:35:15 AM

really?


do tell

I didn't have shit for drama, it was awesome

1/1/2011 11:43:52 AM

i had a blast too

1/1/2011 11:46:20 AM

rk.com saves New Year's Day again!

1/1/2011 12:00:11 PM

Didn't even get drunk last night. And didn't even get out to the party until right at 12. So yeah, no real chance for silly dramma.

1/1/2011 1:42:36 PM

So we were playing Buzz The Mega Quiz on PS2 and almost everyone was quietly watching 4 of us play. All of the sudden a girl near the bathroom started yelling, "Fuck You! Fuck You!" She thought her boyfriend was having sex with a girl in the bathroom who was playing PS2 with me. Her drunk boyfriend was really making out with a different girl though. At the same time, a guy came running through the front door and said, "Two guys are fighting in the front yard!" At that time a cop happened to pass by and break up the fight. No one went to jail though. A drunk guy tried to pee on the fire in the backyard, but his cousin talked him out of it, so he went on the driveway instead. He was really drunk and later thought I called him a pussy, so he wiped part of a lemon poppy seed cake on my sweatshirt. I was affraid he was going to try to pick a fight with me. Another girl told stories about the first time she used a vibrator and had an orgasm, while we all stood around the camp fire.

Overall it was a very entertaining night. The good/bad new is that no drunk girls fingered each other this year like I saw 3 years ago at a different persons house on NYE.

1/1/2011 10:39:28 PM

maybe

but i dont realy remember shit so it did not happen

1/2/2011 8:37:50 AM

LOLWUT. Bringing back this thread brought back some fail memories from that night. It's still pretty lulzy, though.

1/2/2011 6:02:01 PM

So I went out last night to Outside Sales and ended up picking up a random chick on the dance floor that wanted to go back to my place with me. I happily oblige as she is a very attractive. I suggest a cab as this was my original plan to get home but she decides she wants to drive her car. We end up making it back to my apartment complex safe and park near one of the buildings. I inform her that she will be towed unless she parks in a visitor spot and in her inebriated state she decides to "stick it to the man" and parks in the grass between two buildings sevearal hundred feet away from the pavement. I promptly get her out of the car and I remove the car from the lawn and park it several buildings down as the only available visitor spots are there.

After that I walk back and hand the keys back to the girl before we go into my bedroom. We end up not doing anything so I grow bored quickly and decide to pass out. The girl tries to convince me several times to walk her out to her car but I refuse as I felt no obligation (It's not like I got anything). I tell her where her car is and fall asleep promptly as soon as she is gone.

Several hours later at 6 AM I am awakened by a Raleigh Police Officer shining a light in my eyes in my room (Roommate let him in after he was pounding on the door). He doesn't waste any time and starts interrogating me immediately. He claims I drove the vehicle into the grass (tire marks clearly present) and used a vehicle without "authorized use." I of course deny both charges without telling the officer it was the girl as I wasn't sure what was going on and didn't want to get anyone in trouble. The officer then starts badgering me about where the keys to the vehicle were and the actual car. I quickly find the keys on the coffee table in the middle of the apartment and then lead him towards the extra visitor parking spots. Along the way he makes snide comments about taking a "nature walk" to have to find the vehicle, which is backed in neatly in the first visitor spot.

While walking outside I notice the girl is with the officer and can't figure out who the hell called the police. My best guess is a neighbor but as I think about it I am more and more I am sure it had to be the girl trying to find her car.

Anyway, after telling the officer multiple times I had nothing to do with the vehicle being parked on the grass, he decideds that it is indeed my fault (even if I didn't drive the vehicle) as I had invited a guest back to the apartment complex. He tells me he is going to charge me with a felony "unauthorized use" unless I contact the apartment complex first thing this morning and let them know it was my fault as my guest had caused the damage. Evidently it is a crime to move a car off the grass and into a visitor parking spot.

In short, I am very pissed about this whole thing and am about to file a complaint against the officer for threatening me with charges that have no grounds. I'm not sure if it the best idea. Advice??

Note: I never had a chance to say anything to the girl, but after being awake for a few minutes I think she was actually the one who called the police in her drunken state, trying to find her vehicle. Hilariously she ends up in the back of the patrol car before the officer leaves. I still have no clue who called the police and led them to our apartment or if the girl ended up being charged with anything. I am assuming she recieved a DWI but I will never know as I can't remember her name and I told her I didn't want her number as she was leaving the first time as I felt she was a huge cock tease. Maybe I'll see it in the police blotter later.

1/2/2011 8:24:15 PM

Haha none of us could remember anything, remember? All I know is I woke up with no pants on, a tiger in the bathroom, baby in the closet, and no Doug.

1/2/2011 8:41:18 PM