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1/3/2009 10:11:14 PM

Chisel and hammer

1/3/2009 10:11:33 PM

with hand

1/3/2009 10:13:12 PM

with hand

1/3/2009 10:13:12 PM

with hand

1/3/2009 10:13:12 PM

with hand

1/3/2009 10:13:12 PM

with hand

1/3/2009 10:13:12 PM

with hand

1/3/2009 10:13:12 PM

with hand

1/3/2009 10:13:12 PM

with hand

1/3/2009 10:13:12 PM

with hand

1/3/2009 10:13:12 PM

righty tighty lefty loosie

1/3/2009 10:29:24 PM

guaranteed to remove the lid or your money back:

1/4/2009 2:33:24 AM

How does a thread about opening a jar go to 2 pages? Really?
I've been entertained though.

1/4/2009 4:12:53 AM

Whatever you do, DON'T PUT THE JAR IN YOUR ASS...

1/4/2009 4:29:58 AM

Quote :

"EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL FOLKS WE'VE GOT IT TAKEN CARE OF"

1/4/2009 4:39:35 AM

putting some salt under the lid helps also.

but there's no way i would use the bottom of a bathroom mat and a rubber condom to open anything i'm going to eat afterward. it's still a mystery to me how so many pubes get under the mat like that.

1/5/2009 2:46:57 PM

Quote :

"Whatever you do, DON'T PUT THE JAR IN YOUR ASS..."

Yeah, you might get glass in your ass

1/5/2009 3:00:08 PM

^At least you'll get the queso out though

1/5/2009 3:29:45 PM