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1/6/2009 8:00:35 PM

BOOKS.

CHECK 'EM OUT.

1/6/2009 8:02:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8

embed plz?

and bigman, i'm ashamed of you for not remembering book it

1/6/2009 8:03:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWxaGqjQKvE

1/6/2009 8:37:39 PM

holy shit

things just got kicked up a level

1/6/2009 11:00:42 PM

atcho lyeberry.

1/6/2009 11:02:09 PM

STOP READIN SO MUCH SON
YOU'RE PUTTING THE PIGGY IN PIGGY-BACK

1/7/2009 12:22:49 AM

Readin' bout Pizza's gon get me some pizza

1/7/2009 12:53:48 AM

I once used this as my Book It book. In the 7th grade our teacher made us choose the number of books for our Book It goal. I tried to commit to reading 0 books as my goal, but the teacher said it had to be at least one so that's what I chose.

For those who aren't familiar with it, it caused an uproar in the 80's for being full of disgusting humor. My mom was pissed, but I was like "It's not like we have any other books that I can read." My poor moms.

[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 1:00 AM. Reason : l]

1/7/2009 1:00:22 AM

my mom used to buy my dad the new version every year

and i used to find it

them jokes are hilarious, but entirely inappropriate for most company

[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 1:25 AM. Reason : NO U ]

1/7/2009 1:25:25 AM

Slightly inappropriate for 7th Grade Book It as well apparently.

1/7/2009 1:27:49 AM

DIRTY JOKES FOR TASTY PIZZA

1/7/2009 1:30:34 AM

Yeah I'm surprised a book like that would make it on the list.

1/7/2009 1:34:33 AM

"The List"?

We didn't have a list. We just read whatever.

1/7/2009 1:35:09 AM

I remember our school had a list of books you could choose from or you could get a book approved by the teacher if you didn't want to read any of the crap on the list.

1/7/2009 1:36:52 AM

We didn't have a list. We just lived.

1/7/2009 1:38:26 AM

Did any of you guys have to do that crap in middle school where you read a book and then you would have to take a multiple choice quiz about the book. Certain books were worth certain points, so something like Michael Crichton would be worth more than Dr. Seuss

1/7/2009 1:40:22 AM

Middle School brought the introduction of Accelerated Reader, and so began the end of my days of reading books. None of the books they had tests for were of interest to me. I always liked science-fiction books. So I'd read whatever I wanted to, to get the credit. Then we could write our own tests for them. I pretty much quit reading then.

1/7/2009 1:52:12 AM

^ Yeah that shit. They always had the crappiest books to choose from

1/7/2009 6:55:51 PM

you know what killed my scholastic progress

teachers accusing me of cheating in math class cause i did the work in my head and wouldn't show the steps

OMG A CHILD IN EASTERN NORTH CAROLINA CAN DO LONG DIVISION IN HIS HEAD

CLEARLY THIS IS SOME FORM OF SHENANIGAN



DEEZ MY BOOKS MY UNCLE SAYS THEY ARE WORTH PIZZA

HE ALSO SAYS I SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT WHAT WE DO WHEN MOM LEAVES ME WITH HIM

1/7/2009 7:22:36 PM

You know what killed my scholastic progress?


Apathy.



AND NOT GETTING MORE PPPs!

1/7/2009 11:30:58 PM

MORE LIKE REEDS AND EATS PIZZA

1/8/2009 2:01:00 AM

First I get the Pizza

Then I get the Soul Glo

Just like you mom?

1/23/2009 12:05:49 AM

when pizzas on a bagel

you can have pizza anytime

3/11/2009 3:31:41 AM

THINK OF ALL THE PIZZA I'M LAYING ON KIDS

but you don't have to take my word for it.

3/11/2009 6:21:10 AM

i wish i'd actually seen that post on my birthday

3/20/2009 3:45:21 AM