this thread is dedicated to the number 2

1/11/2009 2:28:08 PM

I just got back from the store. I remembered ketostix but forgot fiber suppliments


I don't smoke so all these cigarette suggestions aren't gonna happen, even though I know you all have a fetish for watching me kill myself slowly

1/11/2009 3:17:40 PM

what does your daily diet look like on atkins?

1/11/2009 3:19:01 PM

breakfast is pretty much usually bacon & eggs. lunch dinner varies but is mostly some form of meat and low carb veggies. Lately i've been eating a lot of home made chicken salad and cesar salad with grilled chicken. I also eat a lot of fried (non-breaded) chicken wings. I've only been getting ~1500 calories a day I would imagine. I used to eat cheese a lot for snacks but I was afraid it was contributing to my lack of pooping

1/11/2009 3:23:31 PM

if you're eating a lot of chicken wings or chicken salad for dinner and not eating a lot of celery with it, then you're not getting much fiber for dinner. Bacon and Eggs is a zero fiber breakfast. It sounds like you're only effectively getting fiber in your diet during one meal a day. Try adding a fiber supplement to each meal you eat, whether you have to use metamucil or you can find a way to do it with food sources.

1/11/2009 3:28:04 PM

oddly enough, the smell of a book store always used to make me have to shit when I was a kid. I was allergic to learnin and still am. I was born to abuse alcohol and vaginas.

1/11/2009 3:29:58 PM

There are Fiber Choice Sugar Free tablets, Assorted Fruit flavor. They work well! They're chewable and actually kinda tasty.

1/11/2009 3:30:35 PM

yeah I always eat celery/ranch with the wings but I know i'm not getting enough.

1/11/2009 4:18:51 PM

Quote :

"also we put in a rectal tube so that the shit flows into a bag"

do you call it flexiseal or dignicare? i don't get the latter, which some people insist on calling it...there's nothing "digni" (fied) about having a rectal foley

1/11/2009 5:55:04 PM

1/11/2009 5:59:43 PM

go have a decent Chinese or Thai dish (i.e. not kung pow drive-thru Americanized chinese food) and order it as spicy as they'll cook it, 'Thai hot' or whatever you have to tell them

give it a day or so at most and it'll get you every time

1/11/2009 6:04:13 PM

in a pinch we use a rectal foley, but it can cause pressure necrosis, we will leave that in until a flexiseal can arrive from central supply.



and for pshoes, i havent been explosively shat on..............................yet(knock on wood)

1/11/2009 7:02:45 PM

Liquor shits after drinking ourselves into oblivion following the Panthers game fucking a football.

1/11/2009 7:04:01 PM

1/11/2009 7:08:22 PM

make a big pot of kale and eat it for dinner

actually kale and brown rice would work wonders

drink lots of water

1/11/2009 7:21:19 PM

atkins, people.

1/12/2009 12:21:12 AM