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1/14/2009 11:36:44 AM

Not using turn signals.
This place between my ring and middle finger that won't stop itching.

1/14/2009 11:43:39 AM

NCSU Basketball

1/14/2009 11:43:51 AM

neighbors above me whole play the drums all damn night

1/14/2009 11:44:22 AM

People who don't tip well
Guys who say they'll call but never do
people who don't wash their hands in public restrooms
ugly bitches that act like their shit don't stank

1/14/2009 11:49:40 AM

anyone who is breathing.

1/14/2009 11:49:42 AM

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"people that pass from the right"

Guilty as hell.
If I'm passing you on the right, you need to get your ass over to the right unless you're about to make a left turn. Which is often not the case. 3 miles down the road != 'about to make a left'. I hate the assholes on Hammond who stay in the left lane since chapanoke, just because they need to make a left to get on 40W

Passing on the right is the result of one of two things:
- Getting in the right lane because the person in the left lane is going so slow that driving the speed limit/speed limit +5-9mph is passing them
- Actively passing some shitbag who is using the left lane for cruising...not for passing

It's pretty simple: if you're consistently being passed on the right, get your ass over a lane.

and for clarification: passing on the right != weaving in and out of traffic. Granted, usually, those folks who weave do pass on the right a lot, but that's not to be confused with the folks who pass you on the right because you have left them no choice.

[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 11:50 AM. Reason : ^some days, that is the damn truth.]

1/14/2009 11:49:43 AM

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"3. When I put on my jacket and the sleeves of my shirt get pulled into the jacket instead of staying in place."

you would think science could fix something like this

1/14/2009 12:19:36 PM

It's already been fixed...

It's called hold the shirt sleeve in place with one or two fingers as you slide your arm into the sleeve of the jacket.

1/14/2009 12:21:08 PM

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"ugly bitches that act like their shit don't stank"

1/14/2009 12:22:44 PM

^^ and what do you do with your fourth arm while you're doing that?

[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 12:24 PM. Reason : extra up arrow]

1/14/2009 12:23:54 PM

BEING POOR

1/14/2009 12:24:30 PM

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"It's called hold the shirt sleeve in place with one or two fingers as you slide your arm into the sleeve of the jacket."

only works with long sleeve shirts.

1/14/2009 12:25:09 PM

this is true...

But if it is cold enough that I need a jacket I am likely in a long sleeve shirt.

1/14/2009 12:31:27 PM

most often, I'm wearing a short sleeve shirt under a jacket

'cause it's often too warm inside to go with a sweater or long sleeves

[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 12:52 PM. Reason : but I'm sure someone's invented a hook system or something for this]

1/14/2009 12:51:55 PM

The fact that drinking water is like drinking beer

I broke the seal too early!

1/14/2009 12:51:58 PM

Herpies

1/14/2009 3:05:05 PM

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" and for clarification: passing on the right != weaving in and out of traffic. Granted, usually, those folks who weave do pass on the right a lot, but that's not to be confused with the folks who pass you on the right because you have left them no choice."

in rush hour traffic you need to suck it the fuck up and go with the general flow, expecting everyone to get out of your 10+ over ass when the roads are full is fucking ludicrous. folks pass me on the right then proceed to sit in front of me going just as fast as I was for the next 10-20 minutes = you're a asshole.

full roads = 'cruising' in the left lane typically i go 5-10 over in most places yet these fucktards will be up my ass (on hw 70, with lights and such) weaving in and out of traffic (and not getting ahead of me by more than 20 seconds).

basically, in rush hour traffic, don't be a douchebag

- self-righteous pricks
- constantly changing plans that create wasted work and money
- impatient people that can't wait to ask for a decent number of samples but want 1-3 every few days....

[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 3:16 PM. Reason : s]

1/14/2009 3:13:35 PM

ddd

1/14/2009 4:40:53 PM

^ I see what you did there....

1/14/2009 4:42:20 PM

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1/14/2009 4:42:39 PM

^ I hate code that doesn't work right as well!

1/14/2009 5:05:20 PM

consecutive colds
research funding falling through
going home only to find my folks pissed at each other
rich old people who win the lottery
narssicistic professors
cold, dry weather

1/14/2009 5:09:09 PM

-redundancies (esp.: "tuna fish" :mad but also "ATM machine" and "PIN number"
-people who drive the speed limit in the left lane
-bathrooms not being push to exit

1/14/2009 5:14:45 PM

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"Floaties. I hate them. I hate cleaning through the floaties while doing dishes and I hate floaties in what I am drinking. GROSS!"

what?

1/14/2009 5:17:47 PM

you people

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"some idiot did that this morning. i sped up to keep pace and made them miss the turn b/c they were so focused on getting past me. i made sure to roll the window down to point and laugh (i've never done that before). i was in the turn lane right before we were to turn and they had been riding my ass and right then decided to pass me to cut me off."

haha

1/14/2009 5:18:17 PM

bandwagon fans

1/14/2009 5:30:41 PM

HUGH JACKMAN

1/14/2009 5:38:07 PM

i always read that as HUGE JACKMAN

colds that turn into sinus infections that turn into colds again

assholes in rush hour traffic - case in point this one tard between the brier creek road and tw alexander speeds up passes me on the right (i was in the original right lane then another one expands out) slows down then gets into the left lane and again slows down then finally gets in one of the left turn lanes for alexander.... the gap in front of me till the next car is not there for you punk ass drivers it's there so if some retard up ahead decides to stop fully for a right turn into fucking dairy queen i will have plenty of time to slam on my brakes....

1/15/2009 1:08:00 PM

general disrespect for others
elitists
people who whine

1/15/2009 1:08:46 PM

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"in rush hour traffic you need to suck it the fuck up and go with the general flow, expecting everyone to get out of your 10+ over ass when the roads are full is fucking ludicrous. folks pass me on the right then proceed to sit in front of me going just as fast as I was for the next 10-20 minutes = you're a asshole. full roads = 'cruising' in the left lane typically i go 5-10 over in most places yet these fucktards will be up my ass (on hw 70, with lights and such) weaving in and out of traffic (and not getting ahead of me by more than 20 seconds). basically, in rush hour traffic, don't be a douchebag"

Who said anything in rush hour?

I certainly didn't. And neither did you, initially. Context matter.
I agree with you completely in the first paragraph.
In the second, unless you are actively passing someone, get the fuck out of the left lane. And what exactly is a 'full road'?

1/15/2009 1:13:03 PM

the fact that i cant make the sound of water falling into more water with my mouth, no homo

1/15/2009 3:40:05 PM

people that get mad at me for disrupting class while theyre trying to learn

1/15/2009 3:41:34 PM

UGLY GIRLS WHO TALK ABOUT HOW UGLY GUYS ARE


[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 3:44 PM. Reason : ^ THAT REALLY GETS ME GOING TOO!]

1/15/2009 3:43:40 PM

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"5) Overly friendly strangers. Look, you don't need to know how I am in order for me to help you, or for you to help me. Just do your damn job, and let me do mine."

Wow. That's a lil' harsh, don't ya think?? I always say "Hey, how are you?" or "How ya doing?" when I call someone for their help on anything. It pays to be nice. I don't see how that's being OVERLY nice. But ok.


And I love when someone takes a second to ask me how I'm doing. And honestly, to most, it doesn't matter. However, some ppl do actually care about your benefit.

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 4:43 PM. Reason : .]

1/15/2009 4:40:30 PM

Try it yourself before you ask for help.

1/15/2009 4:40:56 PM

the guy across the street is nice but he keeps talking to me about how bad the economy is when all i want is a damn sub sandwich.

1/15/2009 4:42:09 PM

People over the age of 14 who have the number 69 in thier username or email addresss. Do you giggle when you type it?

[Edited on January 17, 2009 at 12:33 PM. Reason : s p a c e]

1/17/2009 12:22:33 PM

When I get bad beat out of a tournament on PokerStars and I can't talk shit to the donkey ass bastard because they have observer chat turned off.

1/17/2009 12:24:16 PM

I really hate those adds that use the jabbering cutout dummy mouth on pictures to make the person talk.

1/17/2009 12:24:51 PM

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"Not using turn signals."

agreed.

my biggest pet peeve is when people drive on the freeway while it's raining without their lights on.

1/17/2009 12:29:22 PM

Daytime running lights ftw

1/17/2009 12:40:29 PM

People who drive slowly in front of you, but when you get over to the other lane to pass them, they speed up so you cannot pass.

1/17/2009 1:03:06 PM

You people hate driving.

1/17/2009 1:04:12 PM

people who speak 'fluent' spanish with no effort to pronounce the words correctly or worse yet, pronounce them with a southern accent.

as in pronouncing the ls in 'quesadilla'


early dvd's of tv shows that don't have a 'play all' button

[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 2:57 AM. Reason : x]

1/18/2009 2:30:05 AM

Women not being able to make up their fucking minds about anything but at the same time expecting you to know what they want. Had a lot of this lately.

1/18/2009 3:01:49 AM

My dog dying and no left turns on red while driving on one way streets.

1/18/2009 3:07:25 AM

1) you people

1/18/2009 3:09:36 AM

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"2)Petwoners who refer to themselves as Mommy and Daddy in the context to the family pet."

this drove me crazy until i got a cat

1/19/2009 9:36:36 PM

-my apartment door always swinging closed right after i open it due to the house being on a slant
-my nose running when i am running (i know someone else already said this and it happens to me too!)
-people who key my car
-grocery carts with broken wheels
-people who lie about stupid shit
-that it will probably not snow much tonight or tomorrow

1/19/2009 10:12:10 PM