Tell her you'd gladly change your name if it meant you could sit closer to her in class.

[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 12:51 PM. Reason : 2]

1/14/2009 12:50:59 PM

bitches love smileys
and stalking

1/14/2009 12:51:07 PM

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"would seem easier if she didn't sit on the other side of the room from me in assigned seats"

you're pretty much SOL

1/14/2009 12:51:26 PM

and icecream

1/14/2009 12:51:32 PM

it may as well be middle school, fuck your attendance policy and trying to make shit easy.

i want to send that bitch a smiley face, or a but she isn't on tww

1/14/2009 12:51:41 PM

dp

1/14/2009 12:52:28 PM

tell her you're not trying to be derivative, but you'd think that a date should be an integral part of your friday night.

1/14/2009 12:52:56 PM

man bitches love dp

1/14/2009 12:53:32 PM

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"lawl, i told a girl the jam and jelly joke once and ended up getting some head shortly thereafter no lie "

you did it to some chick when i was down there too. only that time she was not amused. hahaha

1/14/2009 12:53:47 PM

i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk

1/14/2009 12:54:12 PM

tell her you'll put your penis in her vagina until she is satisfied.

1/14/2009 12:54:14 PM

i want to have penis and vagina sex with her!

1/14/2009 12:54:55 PM

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"tell her you'll put your penis in her vagina until she is you are satisfied."

1/14/2009 12:55:13 PM

Ask her this "My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?" lawl

1/14/2009 12:57:07 PM

NEED STEP 2. DO I LIKE HER HAIR/JACKET?

1/14/2009 1:02:04 PM

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"and icecream "

hhahaha its so unscary

and it works so well

3 of my 4 last dates started as ice cream jokes

1/14/2009 1:02:58 PM

ice cream jokes?

1/14/2009 1:03:46 PM

"Hi, i want to fuck you and this is the best i could come up with."

1/14/2009 1:05:55 PM

Facebook stalk her. Maybe that how you could get her name...

1/14/2009 1:07:38 PM

say hi, extend hand
say i'm BigEgo, what is your name?
when she tells you say nice to meet you, see you around, and walk away to your seat
more later...

oh yeah, smile, act like she should be excited to meet you. Look over a few times during class, if she is looking at you and smiles when you make eye contact, ask her to go to the atrium or something when class gets out.

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[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 1:09 PM. Reason : .]

1/14/2009 1:07:53 PM

smooches, bigego wants to say hi to you in your math class, but he is a little nervous, any advice?

1/14/2009 1:08:47 PM

smooches = female = i want to give her smooches

1/14/2009 1:10:16 PM

just go up too her... awwkard silence... lick her face and walk away.

1/14/2009 1:11:52 PM

Well if your not hideous, just grow some balls and walk up to her before class and say hi. Introduce yourself and say something like, "Me and friends are having a party" or "Me and some friends are going out tonight" and ask her if she wants to join. If you don't come off as a cocky prick that just wants to bang her, she'll probably tag along with some of her friends. Make it casual and not personal...

1/14/2009 1:12:45 PM

girls that cant grasp basic grammar concepts are hideous

[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 1:13 PM. Reason : e]

1/14/2009 1:13:13 PM

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"just go up too her... awwkard silence... lick her face and walk away"

ahahah awesome

1/14/2009 1:14:15 PM

oh man, this TOTALLY happened to me one time

1/14/2009 1:14:28 PM

oh and offer to take her out for coffee, low pressure.


and give her naked pictures fashioned into a greeting card.

1/14/2009 1:14:33 PM

have some random ass comment or conversation, then pull the whole "my name's so and so, btw," then take it from there.

or just be like

BWN?!

1/14/2009 1:14:36 PM

threads like this are why i come to tww

1/14/2009 1:15:54 PM

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"Knowing her name is not necessary to bwn her..."

haha, that's for damn sure

But just some knowledge to drop on you TWW heads, in the case that you do end up in a chick's bed and not know what her name is (if you care that is) - just go to the bathroom, then on the way back, make a detour to her living room and glance at the address on her mail. You never know how offended she could get if you ask "what's your name again" in the morning, after you banged her. (once again, assuming you give a shit)

1/14/2009 1:15:54 PM

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"Well if your not hideous, just grow some balls and walk up to her before class and say hi. Introduce yourself and say something like, "Me and friends are having a party" or "Me and some friends are going out tonight" and ask her if she wants to join. If you don't come off as a cocky prick that just wants to bang her, she'll probably tag along with some of her friends. Make it casual and not personal..."

This would work under two assumptions:

1)I have friends
2)Those friends are willing to do something/I'm having a party

I mean, I have friends, but I don't want to bring them into this

1/14/2009 1:16:48 PM

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"ice cream jokes?"

ask her out for ice cream. sometimes they laugh and say ok, sometimes they say "why not dinner" or some crap

rarely they ignore it or say no (but not for me cause im pretty sexy for an old man)

1/14/2009 1:17:40 PM

1/14/2009 1:19:33 PM

do you like popscicles?

1/14/2009 1:19:37 PM

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I loled

1/14/2009 1:23:36 PM

"won't you come over to my house for popsicles and cock tickles"

1/14/2009 1:28:21 PM

"You like pets? Want to see my trouser snake?"

1/14/2009 1:30:31 PM

Do the Peter Gibbons approach

Be like: "hi, what are you doing for class today?" And she'll be like uhhm I think taylor series (or whatever) and you say "no I mean what are YOU doing for class today, would you like to have class with me?"
And she'll be like "I don't think we're supposed to do that..." Referring to the assigned seats
Then you say "alright well I'm gonna go over here and ill save a seat for you and do a Technician Sudoku...do you like sudoku?"

And that kung fu whistle theme will come up and she'll be like "I..love..sudoku"

You say "difficult?"

She goes "totally"

And I'm tired of typing all this on this blackberry....

1/14/2009 1:37:00 PM

1/14/2009 1:37:51 PM

'you know king of the hill? well i'm king of the thrill. see you after class.'

1/14/2009 1:37:59 PM

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"Do the Peter Gibbons approach Be like: "hi, what are you doing for class today?" And she'll be like uhhm I think taylor series (or whatever) and you say "no I mean what are YOU doing for class today, would you like to have class with me?" And she'll be like "I don't think we're supposed to do that..." Referring to the assigned seats Then you say "alright well I'm gonna go over here and ill save a seat for you and do a Technician Sudoku...do you like sudoku?" And that kung fu whistle theme will come up and she'll be like "I..love..sudoku" You say "difficult?" She goes "totally" And I'm tired of typing all this on this blackberry...."

win

1/14/2009 1:39:30 PM

1/14/2009 1:41:51 PM

no, you want the tww to tell you how much of a pussy you are

1/14/2009 1:44:23 PM

on a serious note, shoot some eyes, time your class exit in a manner that will allow you to hold the door for her (may take a few tries), smile, introduce yourself, small talk it up for a minute, grab the number and proceed


tried and true


unless of course you're ugly and lack social skills/game of any sort, in which case you should just go lick her face.

1/14/2009 2:03:03 PM

I had a girl in a big history class like that. She was smoking hot and sat in front of me.

On the last day I finished my exam and when she got up to turn hers in I left a note on her desk with an arrow pointing at my seat with my name and number before I left.

She actually called me wanting to hang out but was into Jesus way too much, despite her huge knockers.

1/14/2009 2:07:14 PM

1/14/2009 2:11:47 PM

1/14/2009 2:14:54 PM

while i haven't been able to explain why exactly yet, in my experience girls that are religious are much more likely to put out and much more likely to be huge freaks in bed when they did

1/14/2009 2:14:57 PM

stop being such a fuckin pussy and talk to her...if you're scared to just imagine going back to your shitty dorm room and feverishly masterbating to her and how much of a bitch you'll feel like knowing that you blew it

1/14/2009 2:15:16 PM