Quote :

"so yeah, we need a companion product."

THE ANKLE BELT

HAVE TOO MANY PAIRS OF SOCKS THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN STRETCHED OUT?
CAN'T PART WITH YOUR FAVORITE STRIPED, ARGYLE, OR PATTERNED SOCKS?

BUY A SET OF SOX LOX AND NOT ONLY WILL YOU GET A SECOND SET OF SOX LOX, WE'LL THROW IN THE ANKLE BELT, FOR FREE, but only if you call in the next 18 minutes - THATS RIGHT TWO SETS OF SOX LOX, AAAND THE ANKLE BELT

NO OTHER PRODUCT ON THE MARKET IS DESIGNED TO HOLD UP YOUR WORN-OUT, DEPRESSED SOX LIKE THE ANKLE BELT

IF THE SOX LOX ARE DR PHIL, THE ANKLE BELT IS YOUR FOOTWEAR PROZAC

ps

I LOVE THAT THIS WAS THE AD AT THE TOP OF MY PAGE

1/15/2009 11:16:44 PM

Holy fuck, this thread is great.

1/15/2009 11:18:30 PM

haha damn i usually get the 555 party popper deal or the chick with the jibjab mouth thing going on

1/15/2009 11:18:31 PM

Add something Vince-esque, like "And it's made here in America, so you know we're helping the economy!"

1/15/2009 11:18:39 PM

how the fuck are we going to make sox lox and ankle belts in america

are you fucking kidding

we're farming that shit out to taiwan/korea/china

the ankle belt is basically going to be a livestrong bracelet with a bit more give

and the sox lox are going to be more rigid six-pack containers, but the holes will be more oval shaped and closer together

1/15/2009 11:20:12 PM

or something about how they are blessed by a christian priest....you know the people that order this shit believe in god.......

you know they do

show a picture of jesus using sox lox....or big dick solja pills

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 11:21 PM. Reason : d]

there are ways around it....how about...Thought of in America or just...American Tough...that's vague enough

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 11:22 PM. Reason : f]

1/15/2009 11:20:20 PM

With a LIMITED TIME OFFER. Order right now and we'll rush you a piece of the True Cross... for FREE!

1/15/2009 11:22:15 PM

you can let jesus do the dick pills

we're keeping the sox lox completely secular

1/15/2009 11:22:23 PM

We don't need to ACTUALLY make it in America, we just need to make it sound like we do. Implied, if you will.

"And you're buying it from Americans, so you know it's helping the economy!"

Not perfect, but something with that general sort of spirit.

1/15/2009 11:22:35 PM

you know who we need in this thread

a proven hack

someone who has demonstrated again and again they have no soul and are only looking to make a sale

someone who would put a price tag on the worst piece of shit in order to turn a profit

someone get Kiwi in here ASAP

1/15/2009 11:23:48 PM

I think this is the first time TWW has actually made me laugh. You know, real audible laughter.

1/15/2009 11:24:55 PM

suite yourself....american tough?

for the informercials in japan..

Want american size dick? look no furder potna...I have elixa fo you..

BIG DICK SOJA pILL...

1/15/2009 11:24:57 PM

^^^10/10, A+++++ ebayer, would subscribe to your newsletter.

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 11:25 PM. Reason : .]

1/15/2009 11:25:10 PM

brilliant

tww think tank ftw

whats scary is i'm 100% sure we could pull something off if we tried for real

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 11:26 PM. Reason : even something that wasn't dat 190% bullshit]

1/15/2009 11:26:01 PM

Quote :

"We don't need to ACTUALLY make it in America, we just need to make it sound like we do. Implied, if you will."

AMERICAN TOUGH!!!

1/15/2009 11:26:11 PM

Just put, "Made with Pride" and then an American flag underneath.

1/15/2009 11:26:19 PM

Quote :

"I think this is the first time TWW has actually made me laugh. You know, real audible laughter."

whereas i'm about 5 posts away from registering http://www.soxlox.com

1/15/2009 11:26:46 PM

^It's not taken, is it?

Just checked GoDaddy, it is. But "SOXLOXONLINE.COM" or "SOXLOXSHOP.COM" are available for only $9.99/yr.

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 11:30 PM. Reason : .]

1/15/2009 11:27:44 PM

ah, better^^^



[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 11:28 PM. Reason : f]

1/15/2009 11:27:48 PM

How much start up capital would be needed to make this happen?

1/15/2009 11:28:38 PM

watch soxlox come out within a month

a glorified bag of rubber bands

1/15/2009 11:28:43 PM

No, Google, I did not mean BOXLOX. Fucking show me SoxLox!

1/15/2009 11:30:23 PM

Quote :

"How much start up capital would be needed to make this happen?"

As I edited earlier, we could have the website up and running for only $9.99/yr assuming we got someone to code it out.

And the manufacturing costs would be super-low.

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 11:31 PM. Reason : .]

1/15/2009 11:31:32 PM

definitely.

as soon as you sold the first few units it would be paying for itself. then just buy more and more expensive commercial time as possible and watch the dirty money roll in

1/15/2009 11:33:06 PM

Quote :

"then just buy more and more expensive commercial time as possible and watch the dirty money roll in"

We could be making $Vince Offer in a matter of months!

1/15/2009 11:34:24 PM

I'm in....ill make one...someone ms paint one up for production

oh here we go...

O

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 11:36 PM. Reason : d]

1/15/2009 11:35:39 PM

i have just lost all drive to do anything meaningful again

taking advantage of stupid people and the environment is all i can ponder

1/15/2009 11:36:13 PM

those livestrong bracelets are like $4 for a gross at this point

i'm sure it wouldn't cost much to have them add extra elasticity

1/15/2009 11:36:26 PM

lol

you start out making $Vince

and then you get to $Billy Mays

and then some day you are

$Famous Hollywood Star Making Commercials in Foreign Markets

1/15/2009 11:38:00 PM

LOL^


.... and we can have positive sayings on them as well!!!...In due time when we have the money to make new dies

people eat up that positive shit like no other...FOOLS!!!

like...thanks for loxing me, gorgeous

We are slicker than a cats ass hole

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 11:40 PM. Reason : f]

1/15/2009 11:38:08 PM

Quote :

" FAT AMELICAN DICK "

1/15/2009 11:38:53 PM

i'm almost thinking now that the ankle belt would be easier to make/market

think about old classy dudes from the fifties and sixties

like, Mad Men is making popular again

they all wore little garter belts on their calves

that shit could be relevant today
when even the richest man is looking to save money

and what better way to save money than by cuttin your yearly sock budget by as much as 50%

1/15/2009 11:41:04 PM

ROFL...you're fucking killing me


who should our first celebrity spokeswoman be.....someone hot no doubt...but who



[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 11:43 PM. Reason : f]

1/15/2009 11:41:42 PM

I like the sayings idea.

could definitely tailor that to the christian market with little to no effort. all they have left is cliche

1/15/2009 11:41:51 PM

BETTER YET... How much trouble is it to have your socks just sitting all loose and unorganized in your drawers?

IMAGINE a world where your socks fit easily into organized groups! Gone are the days of rushing through the laundry because you couldn't find that pair or two that got trapped behind the dresser!

Order SoXLoX now, and get TOTALLY FREE, SoXRoX, the six-pack sock organizer!

1/15/2009 11:42:01 PM

oh you gotta get the chick from the exstenz commercial

1/15/2009 11:42:06 PM

1/15/2009 11:42:10 PM

lawl, sock hangar

1/15/2009 11:43:04 PM

Quote :

"How much trouble is it to have your socks just sitting all loose and unorganized in your drawers? IMAGINE a world where your socks fit easily into organized groups!"

i was saving this idea for page 3

1/15/2009 11:43:08 PM

joking musings to viable product idea in a record 50 minutes

holy fucking shit

1/15/2009 11:44:40 PM

my favorite is when they introduce shady alternative uses. can we have one for the soxlox?


like the listening device..."use it to listen to the tv when your wife is asleep or...SPY ON YOUR NEIGHBORS"

1/15/2009 11:44:53 PM

^I just startled my roommate laughing at that.

1/15/2009 11:45:26 PM

I am anti-vagina

1/15/2009 11:45:37 PM

^wut

1/15/2009 11:46:17 PM

I wish I had a digital camera so I could post a picture of my sock drawer, which currently is an unorganized mess, and then ironically, my perfectly organized ties hanging from tie hangers right next to them. It's a product I can't afford not to buy!

1/15/2009 11:46:28 PM

id be antivagina too if mine looked like that, but we are talking about MOTHERFUCKING SOCKS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING THREAD

1/15/2009 11:46:50 PM

Quote :

"Pro Cock"

1/15/2009 11:46:56 PM

alright guys i'm cold and my girlfriend has the bed all warm and naked

so later!

1/15/2009 11:47:20 PM

Maybe hers hangs down like an un-SoxLoxed sock.

1/15/2009 11:47:29 PM

We need a label....like socks behind bars...serving time.....too harsh? I thought so too.

How about socks in a fenced in pasture with smiles?

We need something that makes the person feel empowered

1/15/2009 11:47:35 PM