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"Do you tell the bad ones that they're bad at it? or just play along? Tell the ladies what you want and you'll be surprised what they give you in return."

eh. sometimes yes. sometimes no. depends on the girl and the situation.

push it the wrong way, and you'll end up hearing "well, suck your own damn dick then!"

1/27/2009 6:29:27 PM

^ Haha exactly...it's a cost/benefit analysis.

I'll stick with the bad head.

1/27/2009 6:30:40 PM

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"Girls say they want honesty, but when they get it, "I don't appreciate them enough" and then the sex is cut off that night."

Some really DO want honesty.

If I'm doing something he doesn't like when I'm down there, I want him to tell me, and maybe say "I'd rather you do X than Y"

Also, I don't want to hear "That's the best head I've ever gotten" when it really isn't. Don't tell her it's fantastic if her technique really needs improving.

1/27/2009 6:31:17 PM

if the head is bad i just find a way to casually stop them and then get to fuckin'

1/27/2009 6:31:40 PM

^^ That would be nice, but I've never sucked a cock, so I dont know how to tell someone else to do it.

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 6:33 PM. Reason : .]

1/27/2009 6:32:55 PM

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"so I dont know how to tell someone else to do it."

Yeah, but I'm sure you'd like it if she just licked the tip a little sometimes or put the whole thing in her mouth sometimes.

Sometimes you want her to go faster, sometimes slower.

So you should tell her those things!

1/27/2009 6:34:26 PM

^ Yeah...usually I end up grabbing her head and improving the experience that way.

Maybe I'll try the communication thing next time.

1/27/2009 6:37:32 PM

i've told them all to use an even mix of hand and mouth...but still no results

so it turns into a full out HJ or down to the bonin'

1/27/2009 6:39:00 PM

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"usually I end up grabbing her head and improving the experience that way. "

Some girls think this is really hot.

1/27/2009 6:39:30 PM

^i always assume this is the case, and usually it works well

every now and then you come across one that gets mad at that though

1/27/2009 6:41:41 PM

They may get a little upset but I've never had them stop doing it.

But -- there's been times when I've said something and they got pissed and stopped.

1/27/2009 6:45:03 PM

"I wanna gag you with it. I want you to throw up... yeahhhhhhhhh...throw up on my dick, slut."

1/27/2009 6:47:07 PM

I want to hear more from you guys.

I need to step my game up.

1/27/2009 6:48:52 PM

Practice makes perfect.

1/27/2009 6:50:36 PM

i can remember some times in particular, but I can't really remember techniques used


i usually only remember the bad things in terms of technique (like spending all the time on the head or any use of teeth)

1/27/2009 6:51:38 PM

i want head from somebody i've never met

maybe that's the problem. all the head i've ever gotten has been from GFs or girls i knew for a while

1/27/2009 6:52:47 PM

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"i usually only remember the bad things in terms of technique "

It's true, I remember an instance of chipped beef much easier than a great domejob.

1/27/2009 6:52:55 PM

Quote :

"My success rate has been about 5% so you gotta look hard."

1/27/2009 6:58:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dKfgwTOhpw

1/27/2009 7:27:19 PM

Quote :

""I wanna gag you with it. I want you to throw up... yeahhhhhhhhh...throw up on my dick, slut.""

somewhere, at some time, i swear thebulldoza has uttered this exact phrase




enthusiasm/teasing ftw.

1/27/2009 7:27:39 PM

bttt

1/27/2009 10:27:11 PM

I can tell you what not to do

stop every 2 minutes to look up and go "is that ok?"

1/27/2009 10:32:10 PM

what about every 4 minutes?

1/27/2009 10:33:34 PM

my story takes you back to the days of freshmen year...ya know back in the days were you would drink like 17 beers and fall asleep in some random place on some random piece of furniture

well this was one of those nights, i had passed out on a couch in a buddies apartment...

well when I woke up round 6 or 7am (it was light outside) there was this girl whose name I didnt even know and she had my cock in her mouth, and she wasnt giving me just some two cent BJ, this chick was face fucking my shaft it was amazing. I thought I was dreaming at first it was that good

1/27/2009 10:34:10 PM

we can do this again if you'd like

1/27/2009 10:35:00 PM

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 10:37 PM. Reason : 1234]

1/27/2009 10:35:22 PM

1/27/2009 10:35:39 PM

if you just want some constructive feedback i'm free k?

1/27/2009 10:36:55 PM

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"Yeah...usually I end up grabbing her head and improving the experience that way. "

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"every now and then you come across one that gets mad at that though"

I am one of the girls that gets mad at that. i don't know why, but I cannot stand him jerking my head back and forth.

Use your words

1/27/2009 10:37:48 PM

haha i mildly remember hearing about that story

1/27/2009 10:38:09 PM

^^but it makes us feel more powerful

^lets leave the names and ages of said individuals out
[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 10:38 PM. Reason : ^^]

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 10:39 PM. Reason : 1]

1/27/2009 10:38:21 PM

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"but it makes us feel more powerful"

that's part of it i suppose. i know what i've got in my mouth. i know exactly who yields the power in this situation

1/27/2009 10:39:17 PM

^^^^ in that case id say something i thought was slick and then fuck you


hypothetically lol

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 10:40 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 10:40 PM. Reason : .]

1/27/2009 10:39:56 PM

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"what about every 4 minutes?"

okay, I guess I should've said every x minutes

[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 10:41 PM. Reason : whereas x = pissing me off]

1/27/2009 10:41:01 PM

^^ of course hypothetically

1/27/2009 10:43:33 PM

I think I might be the only black woman in America that is super happy when someone grabs her hair/head


I'm down for constructive criticism.

1/27/2009 10:43:49 PM

ive actually never gotten head

1/27/2009 11:02:41 PM

WAT?!?!!?

(is this your attempt to get me to feel sorry for you and ask you to put your cock in my mouth pronto?)

1/27/2009 11:03:22 PM

haha maybe

1/27/2009 11:03:51 PM

I'm not gonna lie....it was starting to work!

1/27/2009 11:06:17 PM

k ill stash that one in the maybe pile

1/27/2009 11:07:10 PM

roflcopter @ random furniture

1/27/2009 11:13:58 PM

1/27/2009 11:14:15 PM

Hands down the best:

I was about to watch TheScreenSavers (back when this ultimate of all nerd shows was still on the now defunct TechTV). Girlfriend walks in the room and I reach for the remote to change the channel.

"No, you can leave it".

Score #1, since I knew she haaated watching that show, I was already happy to be watching my favorite show, next to my favorite person.

She then proceeds down, unzips the drawers and whips my wee-man out. Honestly she always gave pretty amazing head, so I don't even remember the details. But getting your shaft slurped while watching your favorite tv show = best head ever for me.

1/27/2009 11:18:50 PM

1/28/2009 12:03:51 AM

Ok it's after lunch.

Let's talk about blow jobs again. I'm bored.

1/28/2009 12:35:38 PM

hey Errrka, can I have a BJ? Pretty please?

If so, please describe how you would make it perfect.
If not, please describe what I'm going to be missing out on


as always

1/28/2009 12:42:34 PM

hahah

1/28/2009 12:49:32 PM

Let's revive this topic.

Eric...let's hear about this 50 minute head you received last night.

2/4/2009 12:48:22 PM

perfect amount of hand/mouth usage. A good 15 minutes spent on licking the balls and taint. 8/10

2/4/2009 12:51:14 PM