Kickstand All American 11736 Posts user info edit post |
second!
[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 11:21 PM. Reason : meh] 1/27/2009 11:20:50 PM
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LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^ d'oh ![](images/beatup.gif)
[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 11:21 PM. Reason : now i was late ] 1/27/2009 11:21:16 PM
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OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^^
ahem. A GIRL just helped run the bitches off ![](images/kiss.gif)
[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 11:21 PM. Reason : ] 1/27/2009 11:21:28 PM
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Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "jesus christ learn to link" |
I linked that shit just fine! I don't give a fuck if you don't use thewolfweb.com. ![](images/beatup.gif) 1/27/2009 11:23:39 PM
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Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
i use thewolfweb.com not http://www.thewolfweb.com
and for fucks sake, theres a fucking [user] button
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 1/27/2009 11:24:30 PM
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StateCole All American 3597 Posts user info edit post |
please...stick together, unite in the front against dumb bitches watching chick flicks in the BAR whilst telling people minding their business to be quiet 1/27/2009 11:26:06 PM
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Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
This thread needs some Sarose vag and eel porn to lighten up the mood.
And screw proper formatting. This is TWW, not wikipedia. If you want to format my posts for me ask the mods to add an edit/review function. 1/27/2009 11:28:06 PM
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ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I had a brief tour of my own back in Nam.
Damn gooks had us pinned down in a mortar crater, killed everyone in my squad... everyone. Everyone that is, besides Sarge, Statecole, and THAT FAT FUCK MAYHORN, give or take 100 FERRETS!!!
We stayed in that ditch for 4 months, eating dirt and ferret shit. Anywho, we were fuckin surrounded by Charlie, trying to keep a low profile, when all of a sudden, MAYHORN FARTS. GOOKS DIDNT LIKE THAT ONE BIT. squint eyed midgits tossed a grenade in our ditch, and my life flashed before my eyes. BUT DAMMIT, MAYHORN grabbed that grenade, AND SHOVED IT UP HIS ASS.
He GRUNTED and flexed his Ass muscles, and disarmed a live grenade inside his fucking rectum.
Next thing you know, Mayhorn reaches for his DAMN backpack, grabs two unlucky ferrets, and ties em together by their tails, and uses them as fuckin ferret nunchucks. HE looked at us and yelled "COVER ME, YA FAGGETS!!" as he rushed into the gooks, busting up their GOOK-faces with his ferret-nunchucks.
Well I tell ya, me and statecole had no ammo, so when Mayhorn said to cover him, we grabbed everything we could and started throwing it at Charlie. A canteen, socks, couple of ferrets, and a box of matches.
Mayhorn called us a bunch of Dickless Fairy Faggot Boys as he grunted and flexed his ass. We heard a loud snap as the body of a Gook (Its head up mayhorns ass) went limp. With all the gooks dead or dying, Mayhorn picks up the box of matches, strikes it against his DICK, and aims the match with his exposed asshole AS HE FARTS. THe flamethrower of ASS GAS INCINERATES HALF OF THE GODDAMN BAMBOO FOREST, and kills the rest of the gooks, ending the war.
Mayhorn got the medal of honor, but he sold it to buy beer for him and his FERRETS.
RIP MAYHORN" |
1/27/2009 11:28:33 PM
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Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
so mad, did your daddy beat you as a child?
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 1/27/2009 11:28:42 PM
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StateCole All American 3597 Posts user info edit post |
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zYaFP45lGWM/Rx-Ii-TfDOI/AAAAAAAAAig/epmPle52U98/s320/u%2Bmad.jpg)
1/27/2009 11:30:25 PM
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GrimReap3r All American 2732 Posts user info edit post |
cole is getting the hang of this already 1/27/2009 11:31:30 PM
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Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
Now now, you're the one swearing and dishing out directions on how to post and bitching about my formatting. ![](images/kiss.gif) 1/27/2009 11:31:37 PM
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JCE2011 Suspended 5608 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^^I see you read my memoir
[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 11:32 PM. Reason : STALKERZ] 1/27/2009 11:31:49 PM
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StateCole All American 3597 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ look ma! no hands! 1/27/2009 11:32:48 PM
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ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
a search for "statecole" brought up that post rather quickly. I loled. 1/27/2009 11:33:12 PM
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Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
I'm Big Business and i approved this message.
[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 11:34 PM. Reason : GrimReaper i'm proud of you. you have >1000 posts]
1/27/2009 11:33:49 PM
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OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
I can stalk you two now...I know where you bitches live ![](images/beatup.gif) 1/27/2009 11:34:00 PM
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Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
whoa whoa, thats not how it works wingoldbluechair
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 1/27/2009 11:37:03 PM
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StateCole All American 3597 Posts user info edit post |
![](http://enabling.unc.edu/New%20Fellows/Chris%20Mayhorn/CMayhorn.jpg)
![](http://www.mattwardman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/q-image-ferrets1-1.jpg)
RIP
[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 11:40 PM. Reason : winnar winnar chicken dinner]
1/27/2009 11:37:22 PM
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OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
pssssh I've been abandoned, share the winggirl love 1/27/2009 11:37:54 PM
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JCE2011 Suspended 5608 Posts user info edit post |
^^ LOL n00b 1/27/2009 11:38:18 PM
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StateCole All American 3597 Posts user info edit post |
^ you go to hell you bastard 1/27/2009 11:38:53 PM
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Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
got so excited he n00bed all over himself
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 1/27/2009 11:39:31 PM
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StateCole All American 3597 Posts user info edit post |
^oh we back 1/27/2009 11:41:08 PM
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GrimReap3r All American 2732 Posts user info edit post |
it happens to us all everynow and then 1/27/2009 11:41:24 PM
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DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 1/27/2009 11:42:40 PM
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StateCole All American 3597 Posts user info edit post |
StateCole, JCE2011, and OldBlueChair holding it down in Bragaw 1/27/2009 11:42:53 PM
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Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
divababy is what you call 'experienced'
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 1/27/2009 11:43:06 PM
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Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
U drunk? 1/27/2009 11:43:09 PM
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OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
WE BACK 1/27/2009 11:43:56 PM
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DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
I like that.
Experienced 1/27/2009 11:44:22 PM
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StateCole All American 3597 Posts user info edit post |
this thread will singlehandedly double my post count 1/27/2009 11:44:35 PM
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Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
post count doesn't mean shit bro.
its all about posts per day
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 1/27/2009 11:45:04 PM
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StateCole All American 3597 Posts user info edit post |
i'm a lurker 1/27/2009 11:45:48 PM
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OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ ![](images/kiss.gif)
[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 11:46 PM. Reason : no NOT you] 1/27/2009 11:46:11 PM
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GrimReap3r All American 2732 Posts user info edit post |
1/27/2009 11:46:34 PM
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Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
so mean
I'm Big Business and i approved this message. 1/27/2009 11:46:44 PM
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OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
SO TUFF 1/27/2009 11:47:06 PM
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Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
:'(
I'm Big Business and i approved this message.
[Edited on January 27, 2009 at 11:48 PM. Reason : fill your heart with love] 1/27/2009 11:47:27 PM
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OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
because im nice
1/27/2009 11:48:38 PM
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GrimReap3r All American 2732 Posts user info edit post |
oldblue - what kinda dog is that drinking beer in your gallery, it looks very similar to my moms dog....that she found in a parking lot 1/27/2009 11:48:56 PM
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JohnnieWalkr All American 2673 Posts user info edit post |
^holy shit, i thought sox was one of a kind 1/27/2009 11:50:37 PM
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ReceiveDeath INEED2 GET HIRITENOW 70298 Posts user info edit post |
OldBlueChair, Big Business, and ddd EXPOSED?????????????? 1/27/2009 11:50:47 PM
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ReceiveDeath INEED2 GET HIRITENOW 70298 Posts user info edit post |
fail ] 1/27/2009 11:50:48 PM
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ReceiveDeath INEED2 GET HIRITENOW 70298 Posts user info edit post |
k sry didn't mean to post thrice ] 1/27/2009 11:50:48 PM
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traub All American 1857 Posts user info edit post |
wow. the resemblance is stunning 1/27/2009 11:52:09 PM
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JohnnieWalkr All American 2673 Posts user info edit post |
lol the more that script gets used, the more predictable it is 1/27/2009 11:52:30 PM
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imphoto All American 639 Posts user info edit post |
for once, i did not fall for it ![](images/biggrin.gif) 1/27/2009 11:52:33 PM
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GrimReap3r All American 2732 Posts user info edit post |
that dog does look just like sox 1/27/2009 11:52:52 PM
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Big Business Suspended 9099 Posts user info edit post |
Stop using my name in that shit, i want to fall for it, but people always put me twice.
I'm Big Business and i approved this message./] 1/27/2009 11:53:01 PM
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