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2/5/2009 8:24:12 PM
i knew scrolling down the chit chat 1st page and seeing this that it was prolly bttt'd and there was evil afootthis will not end well
2/5/2009 8:33:15 PM
2/5/2009 8:37:10 PM
^welp, there you have it...guess that hypothesis isnt true
2/5/2009 8:40:28 PM
^^
2/5/2009 8:40:45 PM
not really true eitheri mean i dont want to be shit on or anything but i dont really have rules. how about dont cheat on me and dont hurt me
2/5/2009 8:42:22 PM
hmmm..let's hear some sex rules...this could be interestingsounds like a fair enough ruleHow about chewing on ones ass cheeks? [Edited on February 5, 2009 at 8:44 PM. Reason : f]
2/5/2009 8:42:38 PM
you gotta pee on me, but the pee has to be clear
2/5/2009 8:43:17 PM
^^^ so I use your asshole as a dvd player and play "oh, the dvd is stuck, let me use this to get it out Aunt Martha[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 8:43 PM. Reason : d]
2/5/2009 8:43:18 PM
CHEAT FIRSTCHEAT FIRSTCHEAT FIRST
2/5/2009 8:43:36 PM
now jaybee, come on we both know thats not possible
2/5/2009 8:44:54 PM
oh but it is... it is.
2/5/2009 8:45:20 PM
Sex RulesDid you take it in the ass? Did he cum on your face? Did you give blow jobs? Did you have sex on your period? Did you try different positions? Titty fucking ( haha oh god with you!!!)? A higly sexual male will get bored with the same shit and look else where, but value the emotional part. He will also pretty much complain about things to you, there is no "hints" like women try to give.
2/5/2009 8:46:09 PM
I am for all of that except the period sex... cant do itum, I mean, as a dude, from my side of things [Edited on February 5, 2009 at 8:48 PM. Reason : d]
2/5/2009 8:47:47 PM
i'll add my theory:guys cheat because they have no self controlgirls cheat because they are bitches and they are vindictive and you probably did something to piss them off
2/5/2009 8:48:15 PM
Some guys are just dogs though, I mean let's be honest. If a smoking hot bitch jumps your bones and you have the integrity of a frat guy, you are going to bust a nut not matter how much sex your gf gives you. You can't really tell with people sometimes.
2/5/2009 8:48:22 PM
this is a great opportunity to open it up to why women cheatmaybe guys dont give girls what they wantoh gee, who would have thought to give women what they want instead of all this fucking in the ass cumming on the face shit-- girls only do that because they want to please dudes
2/5/2009 8:48:29 PM
2/5/2009 8:49:18 PM
^^ not true[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 8:49 PM. Reason : d]
2/5/2009 8:49:44 PM
hey guys need something in return for putting up with all the bitching, PMS'ing, and emotional shit all the time.
2/5/2009 8:50:11 PM
im going to agree with the no self control because that what happened when i got cheated on i think dudes do it bc they think they can get away with it too and they like the thrill^ oh please! guys act like they're so forced into relationshipsif you dont want to be there GTFO and stop fucking with peoples heads[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 8:52 PM. Reason : x]
2/5/2009 8:51:08 PM
2/5/2009 8:52:03 PM
its like making out with other girlsgirls do it to "impress" guys
2/5/2009 8:52:44 PM
or, because they want to be attention whores[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 8:54 PM. Reason : btw, I don't necessarily disagree with that ^^]
2/5/2009 8:53:27 PM
Why would any self-respecting dude want to be with a cheating whore?get over it. go out with somebody else. /garth
2/5/2009 8:55:46 PM
I know a lot more girls that cheated on their BFs and a lot more wives. Bottom line, guys are a lot easier to read. If you are a girl and you date a frat guy with a history of many women, you will get cheated on. Girls problems are they try to :change" this guy, like they are special. 'Girls are much harder to read. Guys do not get mad if they go out with a slut and she cheats....thats like a duh.They get mad because there are many "nice" girls that do it.On average though, in a reltaionship, Im just telling you that it is the sex that drives guys to cheat. And for the girls, maybe the emotion? Anyhow
2/5/2009 8:57:17 PM
^^ YESwhich is exactly why i dont forgive cheatingsorry bitch, times uptime to date other dudes![Edited on February 5, 2009 at 8:57 PM. Reason : jkhjh]
2/5/2009 8:57:40 PM
2/5/2009 9:00:04 PM
look up # of divorces in the USA and the cause, you will be shocked And only one of them was a veggie haha
2/5/2009 9:02:26 PM
varies with age i think... i think more girls cheat on guys at young age... then when you get to working world (i.e. 30+) its guys cheat more than girls.
2/5/2009 9:03:43 PM
HEY Y'ALL, LET'S SIT AROUND AND SPECULATE AND THEN ARGUE ABOUT THE SPECULATIONS
2/5/2009 9:05:42 PM
well shit. looks like i missed all my good cheating years!!i dont think i have the mental capacity to cheat. for me, its just so impossible i could never do it. it would totally mindfuck me and i would never get over myself doing itnot to mention how shitty it isas the OP said, i dont see how a phone call is so hard to make
2/5/2009 9:07:00 PM
2/5/2009 9:08:28 PM
people dont like confrontation when they know they've done something wrong/immoral.
2/5/2009 9:08:56 PM
i dont think most people like confrontation in general
2/5/2009 9:11:22 PM
^^^haha me too
2/5/2009 9:14:21 PM
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2/5/2009 9:20:51 PM
my roommate in college said that onceat this point i knew his gf back home was cheating on him..but couldn't prove it and knew he'd go psycho on me if i didn't have absolute proof..and even then still mightso i got him drunk and got a hot girl to make out with him. after that the relationship fell apart and she eventually told him about it anyways
2/5/2009 9:24:39 PM
2/5/2009 9:24:59 PM
people who cheat AND dont tell are just cowards...why would you ever wanna be with a coward.I havent been cheated on....that i know of ...but telling someone takes some guts...i dont have to like it, but i can respect it
2/5/2009 9:25:30 PM
you've been cheated on.
2/5/2009 9:26:20 PM
at first I was like:but then I was like:
2/5/2009 9:27:13 PM
maybe so...but until i get told...fuck it
2/5/2009 9:30:00 PM
half to 75% of the relationships i see now a days (of people age 19-22) have some insanely retarded issues going on with them.
2/5/2009 9:33:22 PM
I'm not going to attempt to dissect why women cheat as opposed to why men cheat....However...from seeing a lot of cheating going on with both sides, I will say this...When girls cheat...it's sneaky as fuck. Girls are downright sketchy as hell. They can lie so much better than guys it's not even funny. 99% of the time guys just get drunk and have no will power.Girls put a lot more effort into cheating than guys do.
2/5/2009 10:13:54 PM
very true
2/5/2009 10:15:19 PM
Every Woman is a Cheating WhoreOh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesn’t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.So let’s compare: a woman’s lust for attention versus a man’s desire to consume or waste things — something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know what’s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That’s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and I’m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?Women, of course, have none of those things — or at least don’t have 2 out of 3. That’s why when we change ’sandwiches’ to ‘men’ and ‘throwing them in the street’ to ‘getting any kind of attention from them’, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. That’s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell.Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to “rape” her, that doesn’t count as cheating. It’s just another horrible thing that’s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. That’s obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.Women also don’t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. That’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isn’t it? A free backrub? They’re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I can’t even get to work without getting two or three.Bullshit.Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.
2/5/2009 10:28:58 PM
i've never cheated!!!yes i agree with this (i mean this is kinda what i said)
2/5/2009 11:05:56 PM