I'm a good ex girlfriend. But I know a few ex boyfriends who disagree

2/2/2009 8:37:16 PM

she sent me shit like this, but wouldn't show titties for shit

2/2/2009 8:39:20 PM

nice chair

2/2/2009 8:39:53 PM

ha

2/2/2009 8:42:50 PM

I had an ex accuse me of slashing her tire(s). (which was really weird, because we had one of the tamest "break-ups" I've ever been through or heard of...we both just walked away, no argument or anything...strange)

I had one ex later start dating my cousin.

I had another ex later start hooking up with my best friend.


Now those are just the serious girlfriends. I've had girls that I've just "dated" go off and do some crazy shit...but I don't think that really counts.

2/2/2009 8:48:07 PM

^^^^ You need a better camera... Still a good shot though.

2/2/2009 8:49:34 PM

I'm ok friends with most of my ex's, really close friends with one in particular. She knows how I think and feel so well that she's the best person to still go to for advice, especially with other relationships.

My most recent ex is no longer an ex.

2/2/2009 8:53:32 PM

^^not my camera

2/2/2009 8:54:16 PM

this thread got better

2/2/2009 9:07:44 PM

i kinda always knew i'd end up your exgirlfriend

whoa.

2/2/2009 9:44:30 PM

jbrick...let's make up

2/2/2009 9:45:27 PM

the emotion in this thread is ridiculous

2/2/2009 10:14:07 PM

^^As long as you admit that I didn't slash your tires.

2/2/2009 10:37:57 PM

only if we can have make-up sex

2/2/2009 10:39:35 PM

OMJeesus

2/2/2009 10:40:09 PM

Quote :

"the best is when you break up with them and they go off and do some crazy shit and you know you won the breakup"

It's the best when they marry a chick who used to be skinny, then gets friggin enormous over the course of the relationship

Then they have a kid

And post pics of their pitiful, white-trash apartment on facespace

2/2/2009 10:42:20 PM

^^^Word...as long as you admit first.

2/2/2009 10:48:10 PM

ok fine

you didn't slash my tires

2/2/2009 10:49:16 PM

hahaha^^^damn

my ex left me fore some shithead that has no driver's license because he got a DUI (he isn't in school and doesn't have any sort of plans for the future) and then she got a DUI and lost hers, so her parents had to drive them both around. Both in their 20's. Haven't talked to the girl in 2 years, and her boyfriend always talks shit about me to her brother (my friend), but I couldn't give less of a fuck, I think it's funny. Sometimes I put that I'm attending parties on facebook that I have no intention of going to just to fuck with them and make them not go and call my friend (her brother) crying.

/words

[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 10:50 PM. Reason : ^]

2/2/2009 10:49:41 PM

^That doesn't really seem like you don't give a fuck.

2/2/2009 10:50:33 PM

i think some people in this thread might be the crazy ex that they think they aren't.

....


???


or something.

2/2/2009 10:51:12 PM

not me

2/2/2009 10:55:17 PM

^ not you! or at least not from the stories told here

unless you really did slash those tires!

2/2/2009 10:56:00 PM

not me

2/2/2009 10:56:27 PM

he keyed my car!

2/2/2009 10:56:36 PM

^^^One of her friends let it slip one night that when she got her tire replaced that they found a nail in it (but she'll never admit it).

All I know is that I got a call from her older brother (who is a lawyer) the day the tire was found flat, threatening legal action in the form of a restraining order. I came back with a threat of defamation if he went through with it. Never heard from him again.

Fucking crazy shit...especially given how tame the relationship was.

Women!

2/2/2009 11:04:02 PM

^,^^ that sucks

2/3/2009 8:50:58 AM

that was referring to jbrick silly haha

2/3/2009 8:52:36 AM

I wish Erica would rub some stank on my junk

2/3/2009 9:29:48 AM

inorite

2/3/2009 9:30:52 AM

4emce

4/1/2011 12:18:54 AM

Oh my jeeeez this is a great thread!

4/1/2011 12:23:46 AM

i is turned on. thanx

4/1/2011 12:55:47 AM

i had an ex that took our breakup kinda hard...she ended up marrying her rebound

i mean i hope it works out for them...she's an awesome girl and he needs to take what he can get

4/1/2011 1:01:06 AM

Let it be known that ^'s girl would be an instant ex if he ever let's me braid that hair

4/1/2011 1:08:28 AM

My last ex kept using internet services to get my address or phone number after I dumped her and late moved away. She'd send me texts that were very, very inappropriate. And, later, would send me nudes.

She stalked me into her next boyfriend, which was a long-term relationship that's still ongoing, and he apparently doesn't know about it. My own long-term girlfriend thinks it's insane.

Last time she contacted me it was through an old email, and she sent me this long thing about how she wants to "experience [me] one last time".

I SAW SWIMFAN OKAY I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS HERE.

4/1/2011 1:47:01 AM

dem guts

4/1/2011 8:48:21 AM

would you like to get in them?

4/1/2011 8:57:51 AM

I would. Yes, I would.

4/1/2011 8:59:30 AM