so basically i saw this page 2

2/9/2009 12:53:40 PM

ladies, how inclined would you be to call/text a guy who gives you his number in class without much background information on the guy?

2/9/2009 12:57:29 PM

are you hot as fuck?

2/9/2009 12:58:31 PM

i'm at least decent looking. if i have to i'll break out the polo dress shirt, bitches love the pony

2/9/2009 12:59:48 PM

nah we love that muscular man that's riding the pony...we hope that one day we can replace the pony

2/9/2009 1:03:47 PM

Did she want you to give her your number or did you just give it to her?

2/9/2009 1:04:49 PM

are you suggesting i roll into class wearing a wifebeater and compression shorts?

^have no idea whether she wants it or not, and i haven't given it to her or so much as interacted with her. the idea is if i actually tried anything, which i'm still not sure if i want anything more than the lulz out of this thread, what would be quick but effective.

2/9/2009 1:05:06 PM

Just do it and see what happens.

[Edited on February 9, 2009 at 1:12 PM. Reason : not the wifebeater and compression shorts]

2/9/2009 1:10:32 PM

Usually works better if you ask for the number. Giving a number out is passive.

2/9/2009 1:13:35 PM

the real trick is of course confidence and power, which is why if i decided to do so, i'd be wearing the pony, or at least a nice looking shirt.

^only problem is getting the number usually requires more to it. at a party, no problem. in this situation i'd need to work quick. and giving the number is quick

2/9/2009 1:16:40 PM

worthless without pics

2/9/2009 2:55:52 PM

She looks similar to that girl when she was in pineapple express.

2/9/2009 3:04:21 PM

I already fucked this chick, too.

Sorry buddy.

2/9/2009 3:12:45 PM

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"Posts : 10131 (32.1 per day)"

women are out of your league dude.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/9/2009 3:16:44 PM

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"you are in college at NCSU...you should know how to talk to girls by now"

A lot of guys at NCSU still don't know how to talk to girls.

We like to call them engineers.

2/9/2009 3:23:58 PM

genghis get out my turf

stfu big bidness

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"Posts : 5485 (62.5 per day)"

2/9/2009 3:25:19 PM

whats a girl?

2/9/2009 3:25:20 PM

[Edited on February 9, 2009 at 1:12 PM. Reason : not the wifebeater and compression shorts]

2/9/2009 3:54:51 PM

^too much to wear? i could just show up in my boxers and sandals if it's not too cold

2/9/2009 5:05:26 PM

just go with tighty whities

2/9/2009 5:06:31 PM

i could go with a man thong, but i'd have to go buy one

2/9/2009 5:06:54 PM

You could be like that Parker guy who pretty much only wore shorts and bowtie around campus.

2/9/2009 5:08:13 PM

i'd need to buy a bowtie and figure out how to tie one

2/9/2009 5:09:15 PM

thread title reminds me too much of the thick chick thread and gives me false excitement

2/9/2009 5:09:49 PM

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"A lot of guys at NCSU still don't know how to talk to girls. We like to call them engineers."

unfortunately this is semi-true.. hard to talk to girls when theres none in your classes

2/9/2009 5:13:46 PM

it's hard to talk to chicks in my class because i've managed to separate my social life from my school life.

2/9/2009 5:16:24 PM

bttt

2/9/2009 10:30:12 PM

You're puttin the pussy on a pedestal.

2/9/2009 10:35:32 PM

just walk up and grab her boobies, they love that..... then pee on her and mark her as your own

2/9/2009 10:46:22 PM

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"STEP 1: SAY HI STEP 2: ??? STEP 3: PROFIT"

oh this is an easy one

STEP 2: MAKE IT RAIN

2/9/2009 10:47:28 PM

i need to make change and get the singles then

2/9/2009 11:43:43 PM

i may have found her on the facebook. girl that looks the same showed up on people i may know...

2/10/2009 12:27:13 PM

step 1: don't take advice from people on tww.

2/10/2009 12:34:34 PM

^idiot, step one is say hi

2/10/2009 12:40:06 PM

play a lil Bel Biv Devoe DO ME BAAAABAAAYYYYYYYY

2/10/2009 12:42:05 PM

?

2/10/2009 12:45:51 PM

Or you can start out with the intro to Poison

Girl I must waaaaaaaarn youuuuuuuuu

2/10/2009 12:46:40 PM

that's the only bel biv devoe song i really know

2/10/2009 12:47:30 PM

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"put it in her butt (without her consent, of course)"

2/10/2009 12:53:00 PM

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"STEP 1: SAY HI STEP 2: ???WHEN SHE GOES TO REPLY, PUT IT IN HER MOUTH STEP 3: PROFIT "

2/10/2009 1:11:21 PM

girl i must warnnnnnn youuuuu
i sense something strange in my mind
yeah yo situation is serioussss
lets cure it cuz we're running out of time

2/10/2009 1:14:46 PM

okay, so i'm gonna wear the pony after i end up doing my laundry and be a confident mofo and just talk to her about nothing. sound like a plan?

2/16/2009 12:20:49 AM

post ITT not the other.

2/16/2009 5:23:41 PM

Wear a pink polo... shows self confidence.

2/16/2009 5:27:23 PM

don't own any pink, and i don't have the money to go out and buy anything ralph lauren polo right now so...

2/16/2009 5:46:21 PM

polo = dress shirt?

2/16/2009 5:48:16 PM

I have a few polo dress shirts and a few polo polos. bitches love the pony

2/16/2009 5:58:27 PM

news to me

2/16/2009 6:05:41 PM

ralph lauren polo clothing is expensive so it represents money. bitches love money, so bitches love the pony

it also happens to be more comfortable than most clothing, and looks better than most clothing.

2/16/2009 6:09:27 PM

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"Do the Peter Gibbons approach Be like: "hi, what are you doing for class today?" And she'll be like uhhm I think taylor series (or whatever) and you say "no I mean what are YOU doing for class today, would you like to have class with me?" And she'll be like "I don't think we're supposed to do that..." Referring to the assigned seats Then you say "alright well I'm gonna go over here and ill save a seat for you and do a Technician Sudoku...do you like sudoku?" And that kung fu whistle theme will come up and she'll be like "I..love..sudoku" You say "difficult?" She goes "totally""

2/16/2009 6:11:11 PM