Ask him if he likes the thing she does with her tongue.

2/9/2009 9:54:36 AM

don't have a freak out

2/9/2009 9:55:06 AM

Most guys don't stalk their gfs phones like that. This guy is a real winner.

2/9/2009 9:57:37 AM

Just pick 5 of the funniest TWWers and give them her number. Hilarity will ensue.

2/9/2009 9:59:44 AM

In situations like this I find it better to beat the shit out of that guy and then fuck his girl while he lies there looking at you and bleeding.

2/9/2009 10:10:21 AM

ask him how your dick tastes

2/9/2009 10:11:25 AM

You should text back: "Hey, why is your new bf a jealous douchebag that stalks your phone?"

2/9/2009 10:32:26 AM

find out his number and start texting him but make each message addressed to her

2/9/2009 10:33:01 AM

bttt (figured Id follow up)

so she called me last night at like 1230. I had just gotten asleep (UGG)

wants me to come drinking with her. she dumped him as he was being restrictive with her on all her friends.

I rolled over and went back to sleep.

(who the fuck drinks at 1230 on a sundaynight/monday morning)

2/16/2009 10:37:11 AM

YOU JUST MISSED OUT ON THE LAST BOOTY CALL SHE'LL SEND YOUR WAY, SLICK

2/16/2009 10:40:18 AM

^

2/16/2009 10:41:10 AM

You are a motherfucking idiot. She probably found another guy friend to hook up with. Making the possibilities of continued, random fucking, almost impossible.

2/16/2009 10:44:48 AM

whats her #?

holllllllllllllllllla

2/16/2009 10:46:01 AM

Quote :

"YOU JUST MISSED OUT ON THE LAST BOOTY CALL SHE'LL SEND YOUR WAY, SLICK"

not true. he definitely missed one last night...

but they never give up

2/16/2009 10:46:13 AM

doesnt it depend on if she got another booty call from someone else and into a rebound relationship?

2/16/2009 10:47:32 AM

i stick to what i said, even if she has a new boyfriend tomorrow

2/16/2009 11:07:05 AM

no sex for you!

2/16/2009 11:21:46 AM

^ no none for me

did no one read that i have a gf right now...

2/16/2009 11:31:45 AM

that doesnt matter

2/16/2009 11:32:32 AM

Quote :

""Do the letters FO mean anything to you?""

2/16/2009 11:48:29 AM