speaking of...hot water

in the shower, mouth full of warm water and GO.

2/12/2009 10:48:08 PM

ok now.. the velvet tounge does feel good....

2/12/2009 10:48:52 PM

i agree with everything djeternal said in this thread.

2/12/2009 10:49:48 PM

^^^ oooh, good idea. I'm gonna try that one this weekend

[Edited on February 12, 2009 at 10:50 PM. Reason : a]

2/12/2009 10:49:51 PM

no one on here has ever got a blow job

2/12/2009 11:10:10 PM

^ Im sure you've given a few though.

2/12/2009 11:10:47 PM

nope never

2/12/2009 11:11:40 PM

sure

2/12/2009 11:15:11 PM

Quote :

"speaking of...hot water in the shower, mouth full of warm water and GO. "

I rarely take a shower in a dude's house...none of them know how to clean a bathroom correctly.
It's hard to get into giving a good BJ if you're grossed out by little hairs and mold all over the place.

2/12/2009 11:25:19 PM

^ I wish I could save that post and show it to my friends. I am so obsessive about keeping my bathroom clean for that very reason. I tell all my friends that if they want to get laid, they need to have a clean bathroom

2/12/2009 11:29:29 PM

^ OMG you are so right! Your friends should listen to you!!

2/12/2009 11:31:12 PM

I mean, I halfway understand young college aged dudes having dirty bathrooms. Mainly because they are young college dudes and don't know any better or frankly don't care. But by the time you get to my age, you should clean your shit up.

You should have seen my most recent roommate's bathroom and bedroom when he moved out. He was 28 and it literally took me 2 days to clean that shit up. And he wondered why his girlfriend never wanted to come over here.

2/12/2009 11:33:01 PM

just do like me and poop outside and thats that

2/12/2009 11:33:48 PM

it's not hard to keep a clean bathroom if you stay on top of it. i mean shit, just buy a bottle of that after shower spray and some clorox toilet bowl cleaner. it's not that difficult guys

2/12/2009 11:35:14 PM

I'm sorry. Two days for two rooms is ridiculous.

There are very few residences I go to that do not make me long for my own room and bedroom.

2/12/2009 11:37:16 PM

and don't even get me started on the smell. You could smell his bedroom in the hallway with the door closed. Dude lived with me since May and only did laundry like 5 times.

2/12/2009 11:39:09 PM

option 2: the pile of laundry in the back room

no bathroom needed

2/12/2009 11:39:24 PM

Quote :

"You could smell his bedroom in the hallway with the door closed. Dude lived with me since May and only did laundry like 5 times. "

I had a roommate like that. She was unmedicated bipolar and went ballistic on me once when I moved a box (nothing broke) so our other disabled roommate could get to the bathroom.

2/12/2009 11:40:52 PM

It just blew my mind because of his age and the fact that he had a girlfriend. I have never dated a girl that would put up with that slobbiness, nor would I expect her to.

Funny part is, they just got a 1 BR apartment together. Man, I would love to be a fly on the wall in that place. I feel sorry for her

2/12/2009 11:43:15 PM

Vix should go over to djeternal's house and give him a shower BJ

2/13/2009 12:15:55 AM

^

2/14/2009 9:36:24 AM

^^

2/14/2009 9:39:42 AM

Best food experience I ever had... make fudge, and while its still warm (but not too hot).... omg

2/14/2009 9:41:04 AM

Quote :

"1080peen"

2/14/2009 11:22:53 AM

Quote :

"It is hard enough to cum from a BJ anyway"

Sounds like someone is beating off too much. Got that penis memory goin where it's gotta be either just the right technique or nothing at all.

Either mix it up a bit yourself, or lay off makin the hand babies for awhile.

2/14/2009 2:37:25 PM