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2/18/2009 9:24:24 PM

Ohmigod

2/19/2009 7:46:58 AM

what do a hockey goalie and an italian woman have in common?








they both change their pads after 3 periods

2/19/2009 12:09:17 PM

2/19/2009 5:25:37 PM

what do you call a barn full of niggers?

antique farm equipment

2/19/2009 5:31:04 PM

What's a Jewish dilemma?

Free Ham

2/19/2009 5:37:45 PM

How do you know if you're a redneck?

Your dad molested your sister with a can of dip in his mouth.

How do you spot a redneck from a mile away?

He's wearing that faggity orange color.

How do you piss off a redneck?

Tell him you're taking away his second amendment rights.

What does a redneck and trailer park trash have in common?

They're both white.

2/19/2009 6:08:03 PM

Why do niggers only have nightmares?













because we killed the only one that had a dream


sorry that was terrible I know

2/19/2009 6:20:11 PM

Why is a racist like a drunk?
Because whatever they say ends in a slur.

2/19/2009 6:28:02 PM

How long does it take a nigger to take a shit?
- 9 months

Where do all the black jews go?
- to the back of the oven

What's the difference between bigfoot and an educated nigger?
- bigfoot's been spotted

Whats the difference between a nigger and shit in a bucket?
- the bucket

How do you keep a nigger from drowning?
- take your foot off his head

How do you kill 100 flies at once?
- smack an ethiopian in the face

How do you starve a nigger?
- Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How do you get a nigger out of your front yard?
- hang him in the back yard

Why are niggers noses so big?
- cause that's where gold held them when he painted them

Why do blacks have suck big dicks?
- God's way to make up for putting pubes on their heads

Did you hear about the back guy that died on Gorman St last night?
- he was riding in a car, stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death

How does every nigger joke start?
- by looking over your shoulder

How do they know that Adam and Eve weren't black?
- ever tried taking a rib from a nigger?

** that's just off the top of my head. I'll post more as they come to me.

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 6:32 PM. Reason : .]

2/19/2009 6:31:14 PM

And no white jokes? Come on now.

2/19/2009 6:33:10 PM

Ok, so this isn't exactly a racist joke....

A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white." To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"

2/19/2009 6:34:41 PM

^^^geez louise! i only knew one racist joke!!

^haha i laughed!!

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 6:35 PM. Reason : .]

2/19/2009 6:35:13 PM

Quote :

"Where do all the black jews go? - to the back of the oven"

I lolled

2/19/2009 7:38:12 PM

why dont pollish people go elephant hunting?




the decoys are too heavy

2/19/2009 7:41:56 PM

Why did Hitler kill himself?

He finally got the gas bill.



But seriously, you guys shouldn't make fun of the Holocaust. My great-grandfather died in the Holocaust you know. He fell out of the guard tower .

2/19/2009 9:09:05 PM

Ya'll need to cut the black jokes out. That shit's not funny, I have a black person in my family tree.












He's still hanging there........

2/19/2009 9:12:37 PM

Quote :

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2/19/2009 9:47:58 PM

^ huh

2/19/2009 11:10:32 PM

^I think he is using his liberal ideology to point out your personality.

2/19/2009 11:15:21 PM

Whatever makes him feel good, I guess

2/19/2009 11:31:42 PM

why cant helen keller have kids?
















cause she's dead

2/20/2009 8:24:21 AM

Dead Nigger Storage

2/21/2009 8:21:51 PM

what do you call a cross between an octopus and a nigger?

















an 8 row cotton picker that runs on watermelon juice

2/21/2009 8:26:10 PM

lol you already said that one, nigger-lover!

2/21/2009 8:27:26 PM

no one ever reads the end of the first page nigger

2/21/2009 8:28:30 PM

Why is aspirin white?





Well, you want it to work don't you.

2/21/2009 8:34:45 PM

2/21/2009 8:36:24 PM

Where did the white guy go after work?

to the country club, lol

2/21/2009 8:39:39 PM

i prefer to golf during work

2/21/2009 8:40:38 PM

Why can't Ray Charles read?




He's black.

2/21/2009 10:09:35 PM

2/21/2009 10:10:40 PM

lemme guess, if you collect the whole set you can get a free lynching in a neighborhood near you?

[Edited on February 21, 2009 at 10:23 PM. Reason : oh man]

2/21/2009 10:17:22 PM

Mr. Hat is even a member of the KKK.

[Edited on February 21, 2009 at 10:27 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on February 21, 2009 at 10:29 PM. Reason : .]

2/21/2009 10:26:32 PM

2/23/2009 1:29:31 AM

What's the #1 cause of pedophilia in the US?





Hot kids.

2/23/2009 1:34:02 AM

im not a fan of these but if i hear one thats funny i usually try to turn it into a unc fan joke

2/23/2009 1:42:24 AM

^lets hear em

2/23/2009 1:43:17 AM

Why did they start putting cotton in pill bottles?
So niggers would quit using pills

What do a tampon and a white woman have in common?
They're both stuck up cunts!

Why did hitler throw a spic in the oven for every thousand jews?
To grease it up

Whats brown and gurgles?
Baby in a casserole

Whats the last thing a redneck says before dying?
Hey, watch this!

Whats the difference between a faggot and a refrigerator?



A refrigerator doesnt fart when you pull out your meat!

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 2:26 AM. Reason : ]

2/23/2009 2:25:56 AM

whats worse than 10 babies in a trash can?


1 baby in 10 trash cans

2/23/2009 9:12:01 AM

What's more fun than tying a dead baby to a ceiling fan?

Stopping it with a shovel.



What's the difference between a pickup truck load of dead babies and a pickup truck load of sand?

You can't unload sand with a pitchfork.

2/23/2009 10:58:55 AM

How do you keep a baby from crawling around?

Nail one hand to the floor.

2/23/2009 11:52:25 AM

whats funnier than a dead baby?


a dead baby in a clown costume

2/23/2009 11:54:42 AM

check out this thread bringing out lurkers lol

2/23/2009 1:57:12 PM

how do you castrate a redneck




kick his sister in the jaw

2/23/2009 4:20:11 PM

^^^ Statistically, this is the most raciest person on TWW, like 12.5% of his post are raciest

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 4:20 PM. Reason : .]

2/23/2009 4:20:20 PM

are not nice

2/23/2009 4:21:04 PM

what's the best gift for dead babies





dead puppies, they are so cute together

2/23/2009 4:23:44 PM

stop saying the word
NIGGER

2/23/2009 4:28:20 PM

Whats the worst thing you can call a black person that begins with the letter "N" and ends with the letter "R"












Neighbor

2/23/2009 4:33:47 PM