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2/17/2009 8:26:11 PM

^ That's a shitty name.

2/17/2009 9:08:34 PM

We couldn't come up with anything so we did the grandma one

2/17/2009 9:34:59 PM

43 1/2 White Presidents

[Edited on February 17, 2009 at 11:22 PM. Reason : sorry, I'm late to the party]

2/17/2009 11:22:18 PM

^ thats a good one

2/17/2009 11:22:59 PM

The Bob Lamonta Story

2/17/2009 11:24:37 PM

Told a friend about this thread, apparently she heard about some band called Jehovah's Wetness. So that's my vote. I thought it was funny.

2/17/2009 11:58:33 PM

Bloody Fistula

2/18/2009 1:17:36 AM

theres a team that plays trivia in woody's all the time named "los zapatos muertos" i think thats what it is at least.. (they always win).

2/18/2009 1:19:52 AM

Quote :

"teamthegoodoctorisadouchebag"

What's this nonsense?

2/18/2009 1:27:57 AM

It is an example of your gullibility.

2/18/2009 1:29:12 AM

I think I have a responsibility as a noob to respond to all trolling attempts

2/18/2009 1:32:47 AM

thegoodoctor's n00bishness exposed?

[Edited on February 18, 2009 at 1:40 AM. Reason : V haha, you're right]

2/18/2009 1:38:01 AM

damnit.....make them learn it themselves!!

2/18/2009 1:39:09 AM

three people have responded and he still hasn't picked it up

he still hasn't learned it, despite the attempts of others

2/18/2009 1:42:25 AM

some never learn

2/18/2009 1:44:43 AM

hint: actually read the first page

2/18/2009 1:46:25 AM

Quote :

"I think I have a responsibility as a noob to respond to all trolling attempts"

it's true.

YOU SHOW HONOR IN FULFILLING YOUR DUTY

2/18/2009 1:46:48 AM

^ That should be my epitaph

2/18/2009 1:51:31 AM

Last night my team was "Just the Tip"

Last week we were "Erroneous Rhinocerus"

The week before we were "Aardvark Cybersquad"

The week before that we were "Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber"

2/18/2009 9:12:28 AM

Checking Her Fever with two in the beaver

2/18/2009 10:04:43 AM

i always just used

"if she's old enough to crawl she's in the right position"

2/18/2009 10:06:34 AM

The Da Vinci Chode
It's The Great Blumpkin Charlie Brown
Blumpkin Pie
Third trimester abortion & jelly sandwich




My team's fallback when we can't think of anything truly offensive is always

Sex Nuts & Retard Strong (from Clerks II, of course)

2/18/2009 10:11:29 AM

Stillbirth Body Bags

2/18/2009 10:13:23 AM

Quote :

"Third trimester abortion & jelly sandwich"

was that the one where the old lady came over to yell at us at woodys?

2/18/2009 10:14:19 AM

We got a good reaction from

Hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore.

2/18/2009 10:15:26 AM

most of the trivia places here do topical team names only

it's ~

2/18/2009 10:17:27 AM

Quote :

"los zapatos muertos"

the dead shoes?

2/18/2009 10:17:33 AM

^^^^

Yes, that was awesome...Apparently we offended her or something. It's exactly that kind of feedback that lets one know they've done a good job.

[Edited on February 18, 2009 at 10:19 AM. Reason : skeet ball]

2/18/2009 10:18:39 AM

Las Chupacabras Negras

2/18/2009 10:19:37 AM

"High and Tight like Betty White" is always a good fallback.

2/18/2009 10:30:25 AM

Last night's gift certificate-winning name at trivia was a team named

"what does a grandma's pussy smell like? Depends."

It got the most laughs but they indicated it had been used before



Last week the winner was:
"why do guys never want to eat a girl out the morning after? Have you ever tried to pry apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

2/18/2009 11:12:45 AM

The Blood Covered Coat Hangers

2/18/2009 11:14:30 AM

those aren't names

2/18/2009 11:15:21 AM

^Names can be anything.

We once made our team name a whole paragraph about a random trip to the grocery store. Got the most laughs of the night. But unfortunately we sucked horribly that night and the last round the Trivia guy just called us "the team that has more words in their name than actual points."

2/18/2009 11:17:11 AM

Creamy Goodness

or

The One Eyed Wonder Weasels and there Two Balls.

but you have to say the balls part. /carl

[Edited on February 18, 2009 at 11:23 AM. Reason : .]

2/18/2009 11:22:42 AM

/carl is right

2/18/2009 11:25:20 AM

my vote goes for the one eyed wonder weasels (and their 2 balls)

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 9:47 AM. Reason : carlistic]

3/4/2009 9:46:54 AM

our trivia team name is always "gettin' off"....

cause you can't beat gettin' off.

kinda lame.

3/4/2009 10:05:36 AM

Strokin' in the boys room

6/14/2015 8:07:45 PM

we always did Punting on 1st Down

6/14/2015 8:13:13 PM

Chlamydia is not a flower.
Department of Redundancy Department

7/17/2015 12:14:26 AM

the only good ones are topical. not something a 6 year old thread is gonna help with. last week there was a "JPP's Finger". that's topical. loses luster if you use it again though.

7/17/2015 12:19:44 AM

I was on the classic team Lyndon Baines' Johnson when I lived in Memphis.

Now we have a new name every week. Last time we were there it was "Jared Just Keeps Getting Into Smaller and Smaller Pants."

7/17/2015 9:45:02 AM

some good ones I've heard recently:

- Bill Cosby serves up more than pudding pops (or Cosby's Pudding Pops)

- Uncles with Benefits

- I wish this was Cash Cab

- I wish this microphone was a penis

and then there's the good ole' "My couch pulls out but I don't"

7/17/2015 10:35:42 AM

Caitlin's twig and berries

7/17/2015 7:49:41 PM

Quote :

"Third trimester abortion & jelly sandwich"

this is one of the best I've ever heard

7/17/2015 10:36:02 PM

Terri Shiavo unplugged is my favorite.


These two are also good:

Quote :

"touched by an uncle my grandmother can't wrestle, but you should see her box"

....and that's just my two cents.

7/18/2015 10:57:54 AM

One time our team name was "I'm gonna take that fat girl in red home and rape her"

Trivia guy refused to read it lol

7/18/2015 7:02:47 PM