left front: hole for playing pocket pool
right front: lipstick
left back: hole to expose left butt cheek
right back: hole to expose right butt cheek

2/23/2009 11:14:57 AM

right front - keys, any change i have, maybe a writing utensil
left front - phone, paper items (trash, receipts, etc.)
back left - nada
back right - wallet
knife on belt (in case of attack)

2/23/2009 11:19:55 AM

left front: phone
right front: keys, a pen, some change, skeletool clipped to the bottom of the pocket on the inside
right back: wallet
left back: nothing
belt (or belt loop): work badge

for EMS
left front: phone
right front: keys, a pen, skeletool
right back: wallet
left back: nothing
left cargo pocket: stethoscope, usually a couple of iv start packs and some of those nice stretchy blue tourniquets
right cargo pocket: protocol book, trauma shears, whatever things i stuff in there because i didn't have time to put them up yet
belt: radio, alpha pager, tone pager, badge/state license, a small holster that has a flashlight/gloves/hemostat/forceps, a nextel depending on which truck i'm on

2/23/2009 11:26:36 AM

Quote :

" skeletool clipped to the bottom of the pocket on the inside"

wtf?

2/23/2009 11:38:04 AM

I guess we are suppose to be inclined to think that Evan is a bad muthafucker?

2/23/2009 11:39:00 AM

I keep my lip gloss in my pocket.

It be poppin'

2/23/2009 11:41:53 AM

Nothing

2/23/2009 11:52:25 AM

insulin pump, chapstick, and iphone

2/23/2009 11:53:25 AM

Quote :

"iphone"

2/23/2009 12:07:53 PM

I am now a douchebag. But you love this douchebag. Seedless is a mixed bag.

2/23/2009 12:08:53 PM

Woooo, don't we know it

2/23/2009 12:10:00 PM

air. girls' pant pockets are too tiny to put anything in them

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 1:44 PM. Reason : ]

2/23/2009 1:44:09 PM

girls' pockets are stupid.

hell, half the time, they're not even real functional pockets. they're just stitching in a pocket shape. and a pocket flap that's sewn shut.

2/23/2009 1:48:37 PM

still nothing, cause I am wearing no pockets at this moment.

2/23/2009 1:51:06 PM

24 dollars back left pocket
wallet back right pocket
50 cents front right pocket

guess everything else is in the jacket

2/23/2009 1:55:35 PM

I have to frustratingly search for pants with big pockets just so I can put my insulin pump in them. I, too, normally hate girl's pants pockets.

2/23/2009 2:01:28 PM

how big is an insulin pump compared to a penis pump enlarger

2/23/2009 2:04:42 PM

<-------------------------->

2/23/2009 2:06:29 PM

also what is an insulin pump, cant you just get the shots

2/23/2009 2:07:58 PM

you nasty, twin

2/23/2009 2:10:11 PM

I was taking like 5-8 shots per day. I was starting to run out of room. An insulin pump has one infusion site that I switch ever three days. I love it much better.

2/23/2009 2:10:48 PM

do you keep "pump" in while you and fred are getting kinky?

2/23/2009 2:13:06 PM

i wish i knew about insulin pumps back when i had all that morphine

2/23/2009 2:13:54 PM

ahaha

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 2:14 PM. Reason : aren't they subcutaneous? I figure you'd want some IV for morphine]

2/23/2009 2:14:29 PM

no. I have to take that off. Gets too rough. Don't want my site ripping out mid coitis.

my infusion is intramuscular, an intravenous site would probably do the job quicker.

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 2:17 PM. Reason : jackleg]

2/23/2009 2:14:57 PM

subcutaneous as in skinpopping?

2/23/2009 2:15:32 PM

i meant the insulin pump is probably subcutaneous and i had always heard of morphine being by IV

I DON'T KNOW OK!!1!

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 2:17 PM. Reason : oh, yea, as in skin popping i guess?]

2/23/2009 2:17:35 PM

left front: wallet
right front: keys, cigarettes, lighter
back right: phone

2/23/2009 2:18:50 PM

i didnt know the pump thing wasnt going into a mainline. you're correct, i dont wish i had one.

morphine is the devil

2/23/2009 2:18:54 PM

haha

2/23/2009 2:19:27 PM

this thread has turned from boring to sexy, in a matter of posts!

2/23/2009 2:20:32 PM

RF: apt keys, work keys, pocket knife clipped on the pocket
LF: phone
RR: wallet
LR: empty

2/23/2009 2:21:52 PM

Money.... that's about it

2/23/2009 2:37:46 PM

Normally:

Right front: Cell phone, keys, gum
Left front: Wallet (have a costanza wallet, I hate sitting on it), chap stick
I don't have anything in my back pockets except sometimes a checkbook


Sometimes when I wear cargo shorts I feel like I should justify their use, so I'll put in like everything I own.

Right front: Cell phone, keys, gum
Left front: Wallet, Chap stick
Right cargo: digital Camera, Nintendo DS/Gameboy Micro
Left cargo: Zune

2/23/2009 2:40:09 PM

Front right: Wallet, Knife clipped in pocket
Front Left: Keys, Phone, Chapstick, Eye drops
Back Right: empty
Back Left: empty

If wearing cargo pockets:
Right: varies
Left: camera

2/23/2009 3:16:04 PM

right front: personal phone, sometimes sunglasses/case
left front: wallet, pen, flash drive, change. If nowhere else to put them, keys. (This all fits, though a bit tight...)
right back: nothing.
left back: nothing.

If wearing something with cargo pockets:
right front: keys
left front: wallet, pen, flash drive, change
right cargo: phone, sometimes sunglasses
left cargo: sunglasses or camera
right back: nothing
left back: nothing

2/23/2009 4:41:59 PM

In pen/pencil slots: a pen and a pencil

in left sleeve pocket: gum, camera, alcohol wipe, 2 airsick bags (and gum wrappers and a coke can pull tab from my flight today that i'll now throw away)

left breast pocket: three $1 bills, 25-cent and 10-cent cardboard "pogs", a credit card

right breast pocket: another piece of gum, a peppermint, ID card, laundry ticket, knife

right thigh pocket: another laundry ticket

left thigh pocket: nothing

right calf pocket: sunglasses

left calf pocket: flashlight


i don't even know what's in my 3 jacket pockets (not counting the pen/pencil slots, which hold just that)

my g-suit holds only my nomex gloves (i used to keep snacks and gum in it, but the flight equipment Marines asked us to stop doing that. It's a bad habit to keep any of that other stuff in my pockets, as it's a big deal if you drop anything inside the cockpit--they have to find it before the jet flies again, even if that means removing the ejection seats and floor panels...but with flying so much out here, I'm not going constantly take stuff in and out of my pockets, so I'm just careful to keep them all zipped).

I'm pretty sure I win discussion. If I don't, I'll count my survival vest, and then I know nobody will have more junk in their pockets.

2/23/2009 4:57:45 PM

right pocket- pocket knife, keys, and some random receipt (now in the trash)

left pocket- cell phone, lighter, and a pen

right rear- wallet

left rear- koozie

(and i had a spare magazine in my left leg pocket earlier)

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 5:05 PM. Reason : forgot about that, but no need to have it in there for the rest of the day]

2/23/2009 5:04:46 PM

what, no flask, Brett?

2/23/2009 5:06:18 PM

hyuck hyuck hyuck-


i don't think i should be carrying one of those with what failed chose not to mention in the first place anyway

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 5:13 PM. Reason : x]

2/23/2009 5:09:25 PM

chapstick, pen, and a piece of glass one of my boys was trying to eat. true story.

2/23/2009 6:45:30 PM

FL: Keys and pocket knife
FR: Phone and ink pen
BR: Wallet

[Edited on February 23, 2009 at 6:48 PM. Reason : This thread is a security hazard]

2/23/2009 6:47:03 PM

Quote :

"A PEACE SIGN"

2/23/2009 6:51:23 PM

F left = Keys
F right = Cell Phone and/or flash drive
R right = Wallet


There shall be no change or foreign objects in these pockets. They reside in the cargo pockets or car console.

2/23/2009 7:11:47 PM

Right Front: Wallet, Cell Phone
Left Front: Keys, Inhaler

2/23/2009 8:37:48 PM

right front: ID badge
left front: lighter, change
back pockets: cigarette case, notebook, pen
other pockets: masonry bits, anchors, eye-hooks, zip ties, pocket knife, work phone, on-call phone, snap-hooks, wire cutters

2/23/2009 8:41:22 PM

left front: cellphone, chapstick
right front: keys
back right: wallet
jacket/sweatshirt/some other secondary pocket: iPod

2/23/2009 11:07:30 PM

RF: Keys (change if applicable)
LF: Phone
RR: nothing, unless I'm going to a hockey game, in which case my ticket is there
LR: wallet

2/23/2009 11:09:50 PM

Front right: Keys and change, pocket watch when I carry it

Front left: cell phone

Back right: wallet

That is all I will carry. If any of those objects aren't present, or if the configuration is otherwise out of whack, I become paranoid/enraged.

2/24/2009 3:23:12 AM

right lint
left knives

2/24/2009 6:12:41 AM