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Sweden
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Your TWW screen name is Douche Bag.

2/24/2009 11:28:08 AM

GGMon
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People who say mommy and daddy when talking to / about their pets.

2/24/2009 11:28:49 AM

SymeGuy69
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Quote :
"People who say mommy and daddy "

2/24/2009 11:29:27 AM

Misterwuf
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MEN who dress up their pets in public... or even allow it.

[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 11:32 AM. Reason : ]

2/24/2009 11:29:29 AM

d7freestyler
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^ lol, both my dogs have sweatshirts on right now.

2/24/2009 11:30:56 AM

Misterwuf
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I mean to take them out in public. My gf's dad puts a thing on one of his dogs so she doesn't freeze to death.

2/24/2009 11:32:08 AM

seedless
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If you get underneath the maps in Call of Duty 5, which is why I quit playing.

2/24/2009 11:32:35 AM

SymeGuy69
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jk

[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 11:34 AM. Reason : 9]

2/24/2009 11:33:51 AM

bassjunkie
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If you think scrubs is the best show EVAR

2/24/2009 11:33:57 AM

d7freestyler
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^^, ^ lolz

2/24/2009 11:34:56 AM

seedless
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If you got a big clock.

2/24/2009 11:35:46 AM

d7freestyler
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pwnt.

2/24/2009 11:36:06 AM

seedless
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If you promote Opera web browser.

2/24/2009 11:37:08 AM

Queef Sweat
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ok, if you get pissed off about how people play call of duty

if you wear t-shirts with 'funny' or nostalgic writing on them

if:




if you talk loudly while on your phone in a public place because you want other people to hear how (un)interesting your life is

2/24/2009 11:37:55 AM

seedless
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Getting underneath the maps is cheating and messes up people's stats...

2/24/2009 11:38:42 AM

Stimwalt
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you agree with whatever your SO or girl/guy your trying to sleep with says/does.

2/24/2009 11:39:12 AM

Queef Sweat
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but who cares? it's fucking call of duty. if you're cheating at an online video game, you're likely much more of a nerd than a douche

2/24/2009 11:39:58 AM

Misterwuf
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If you move the forklift in the fourth stage of Mercy Hospital on Left 4 Dead in front of the elevator so the survivors can't get out unless they have a pipe bomb.... that sir, is douchebaggery.

2/24/2009 11:40:22 AM

seedless
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People that play fair care.

2/24/2009 11:40:34 AM

d7freestyler
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you argue on the internet about video games



[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 11:42 AM. Reason : lol]

2/24/2009 11:42:08 AM

bassjunkie
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we care

2/24/2009 11:42:17 AM

amac884
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you guys sure are an angry, bitter bunch

2/24/2009 11:42:27 AM

seedless
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If you buy a pure bred dog instead of going to pound.

2/24/2009 11:43:19 AM

schwank
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you own an iphone

[Edited on February 24, 2009 at 11:43 AM. Reason : lol]

2/24/2009 11:43:39 AM

Misterwuf
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You demand that your mom brings you chocolate milk whilst playing a first person shooter.

2/24/2009 11:43:47 AM

bassjunkie
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lol

2/24/2009 11:44:18 AM

Misterwuf
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I just need to get my post count up, lol

2/24/2009 11:44:20 AM

Stimwalt
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you are unaware of the fact that the amount of hair gel on your head could properly lubricate an M-1 Abrams Tank.

2/24/2009 11:44:52 AM

Misterwuf
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^ I lawled

2/24/2009 11:45:14 AM

Misterwuf
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Oh, I also need to go to class

2/24/2009 11:45:51 AM

amac884
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fad6eZTDikA

2/24/2009 11:47:08 AM

GGMon
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Anyone who blogs.

2/24/2009 11:48:06 AM

seedless
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If you argue against Evolution and The Big Bang Theory.

2/24/2009 11:48:27 AM

grimx
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you know you're a douche if you post in a thread calling out other douches. cause it takes a douche to know a douche

2/24/2009 11:49:22 AM

dbmcknight
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Quote :
"I actually get mad when people don't EVER wear red to games... evar. How hard is it?"


if you enjoy anything on MTV

2/24/2009 11:49:39 AM

Misterwuf
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DOUCHES WILD!!!

2/24/2009 11:50:33 AM

Misterwuf
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If you forget that Evolution and Big Bang are theories.

2/24/2009 11:51:15 AM

Stimwalt
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You have 2,000 Facebook friends, none of which post on your wall.

2/24/2009 11:51:25 AM

Joie
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judgemental people.

2/24/2009 11:53:02 AM

dbmcknight
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you hit women

2/24/2009 11:53:14 AM

seedless
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If you don't understand that theories are the 'truth' until proven otherwise. Yes, its a possibility to prove them otherwise, but that's all it is, a possibility.

2/24/2009 11:53:48 AM

GGMon
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If you update your fackebook status more then twice a day.

2/24/2009 11:54:00 AM

hershculez
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Most of this seems like completely trivial shit that doesn't really make you a douche. But I'll play.

You have the green inbox script in your profile.

2/24/2009 11:55:16 AM

jonnySim
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you speak in internet lingo when holding normal conversations

2/24/2009 11:57:04 AM

Jeepin4x4
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Quote :
"You demand that your mom brings you chocolate milk whilst playing a first person shooter."



LOL

2/24/2009 11:57:29 AM

Misterwuf
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If there was only one theory to explain something, then it could be taken as truth. Fortunately, though, there are many theories, so people can pick and choose which one they believe. If it was truth, it would be a law. No reason to be an elitist, one way or the other.

2/24/2009 12:01:03 PM

Misterwuf
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Hey man, I sided with you on the CoD thing... we'll call it even?

2/24/2009 12:02:14 PM

seedless
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Truce.

2/24/2009 12:03:06 PM

Misterwuf
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You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

2/24/2009 12:03:47 PM

Misterwuf
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When people ride their skateboard through campus wearing just a speedo and a bowtie.

2/24/2009 12:06:47 PM

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