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12/31/2009 10:33:05 PM

12/31/2009 10:37:15 PM

i usually assume i have the blunt as well

12/31/2009 10:39:53 PM

Mashburn has never smoked weed in his life, as is evidenced by this picture

12/31/2009 10:41:32 PM

ok that was a monster slam

7/23/2010 10:32:52 AM

I play air guitar, drums and bass at every opportunity

that's about it

7/23/2010 10:50:15 AM

i lobbed the imaginary ball off the wall above the doorframe for a pump up-and-under slam yesterday

7/23/2010 11:25:42 AM

i door frame dunk as well.

at my parents house, there is a pecan tree with a low limb in it, which i always have to dunk when i go over there, and give tyler hansbrough a tea bag, as i receive a tech foul for hanging on the rim, but its all worth it.

7/23/2010 2:52:22 PM

aren't y'all cute

7/23/2010 3:06:46 PM

sometimes i catch myself about to do this while walking into the kitchen at work

[Edited on July 23, 2010 at 3:50 PM. Reason : i'm just gonna go ahead and put a little toy hoop up there so it'll be acceptable workplace behavior]

7/23/2010 3:49:38 PM

Who gives a shit what they think

I throw fake touchdown passes all the time with a box of tissues

People look at me, but fuck 'em

7/23/2010 3:53:21 PM

aha

i do this

7/23/2010 4:09:52 PM

I used to do this all the time when I was like 10 or 11. My dad would get pissed because I would leave fingerprints on the door frame.

7/23/2010 4:37:25 PM

punchmonk just gave me a dirty look for making jump shots in the living room

10/11/2010 11:16:47 PM

used to play door bball all the time when i lived in bragaw. it's just as much fun as elevator wrestling.

10/12/2010 12:30:41 PM

yeah, i havent played door bball since high school. We used to be all about dunking on each other (no homo)

10/12/2010 12:41:23 PM

I've got a killer crossover and a lightning quick first step to the frame.

10/12/2010 1:18:23 PM

punchmonk bought me a real-life door frame hoop



i've been playing all afternoon lol

haven't actually hit a shot yet, but wooooooo it's fun

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 8:49 PM. Reason : photo does not accurately represent actual hoop]

11/19/2010 8:49:28 PM

^extremely jealous of you right now. i need to get me one of those

11/19/2010 8:52:03 PM

I feel like Manute Bol when I try a door frame dunk.

11/19/2010 8:54:47 PM

someone i know had a door frame hoop where the rim had a gap in the front, and the ball was attached to a string so you didnt have to get up to retrieve it

i want that

[Edited on November 19, 2010 at 9:01 PM. Reason : ]

11/19/2010 9:01:12 PM

^^^^Oh shit, that mad me miss the one I had as a kid...we'd have full fledged games, complete with a special set of rules (the main one was just that everyone had to stay on their knees for the game)

11/19/2010 9:03:28 PM

I do a reverse one-handed jam almost very day leaving work, no sound effects, but in sssllloowww motion

11/19/2010 9:28:27 PM

Quote :

"i shoulder an imaginary shotgun and make sound effects and simulate recoil whenever a flock of geese fly over low "

I simulate shooting them game warden that's sneaking up behind me as the geese fly over. Bonus points for when you imagine shooting the warden with lead shot since you didn't bring steel shot.

11/19/2010 9:52:42 PM

Quote :

"punchmonk bought me a real-life door frame hoop"

well that didn't last long. snapped the rim last night on a wicked 3 pointer

stupid cheaply made chinese goods

11/23/2010 9:52:13 AM

Duct tape that shit.

11/23/2010 10:22:02 AM

obviously time to get him a real goal so that he can swing on it after his slam dunks

11/23/2010 10:24:33 AM

I can barely do this with most door frames because I'm too short and have no ups

11/23/2010 10:26:00 AM

i now want to buy a mini bball goal for my room

11/23/2010 10:26:12 AM

I, too, would instead smash my face into the door frame. Its hard enough trying to do door frame pullups when your knees touch the ground.

11/23/2010 10:29:59 AM

i've gotten more exercise with this thing up in the last week than i have in the last 6 months

11/26/2010 6:40:06 PM

Quote :

"I ALWAYS do "FROM DOWN TOWN" when I throw something away"

I do a variation of this but I say "from way downtown....bang" instead. Unless I miss and then it's "from way downtown....fuck!"

11/26/2010 6:43:12 PM

i went and bought me one at Dick's lol





still trying to figure out the best place to put it w/o the ball getting lost under a bed, inconveniently rolling into the closet, etc

[Edited on November 26, 2010 at 7:27 PM. Reason : ]

11/26/2010 7:13:05 PM

plastic or metal rim?

11/26/2010 7:29:41 PM

its cheap, 100% plastic, except the net

and the ball is like a polyester stuffed POS that the dog bet not get a hold of

11/26/2010 7:37:33 PM

my ceiling is way too low

I used to be all about some door frame bball though

11/26/2010 7:39:41 PM