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3/23/2009 2:50:52 AM

Quote :

"^you eat your mail!?!?!?!?!"

no, i eat while checking email

3/23/2009 11:09:01 AM

wake up at 8

shit/shower/shave trinity

out the door by 8.30

work by ten to 9

read up on any overnight news before the market opens

3/23/2009 11:11:49 AM

wake up
fap it to that 'yo soy' pic of mcfluffle
continue about my business.

i'm big business and i approved this message.

3/23/2009 11:14:07 AM

STRONG BAD'S MORNING ROUTINE: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail54.html

3/23/2009 11:18:11 AM

^^^what do you do for a living?

3/25/2009 1:51:38 AM

Wake up
Take the dog out
Shower, shave, get dressed
Kiss my baby goodbye in case I never see her again
Rub my dogs belly
Go to work
Eat breakfast
Work
Shit
Work
Eat lunch

5/7/2014 8:25:30 AM

Quote :

"Wake up Take the dog out Shower, shave, get dressed Kiss my baby goodbye in case I never see her again Rub my dogs belly Go to work Eat breakfast Work Shit Work Eat lunch"

literally to the "T"

5/7/2014 8:33:25 AM

wake up
look at the time
get up anyway b/c there's no way I'm going back to sleep unless I'm absolutely exhausted
stumble downstairs to make coffee
bathroom
up to the office to check email/news
consume coffee
poop
get another cup of coffee
consume coffee
poop again
feed the cats
back to the office to log in for the day

5/7/2014 8:43:03 AM

Alarm 1 - 6:00
Alarm 2 - 6:50
Snooze until 7:10
Shower
Dress
Make a smoothie
Out the door by 7:40
Pull into work at 8:00
Coffee, TWW, News, Sports, Facebook until 9:00

5/7/2014 8:55:33 AM

If going to gym:
6:00 - alarm
6:05ish - actually rise from bed
6:05ish to 6:15 - put on gym clothes & eat (generally yogurt)
6:15 to 7:20ish - gym
7:20 - 7:50 - shower/put on work clothes/eat breakfast
7:50 - 8:00 - walk to work

If not going to gym, I'll either sleep an hour later or maybe go into work early.

5/7/2014 9:17:10 AM

Quote :

"Alarm 1 - 6:00 Alarm 2 - 6:50 Snooze until 7:10"

What's the point of the 6am alarm?

5/7/2014 9:45:15 AM

Alarm goes off (7am)
Get up and stumble to the bathroom
Brush teeth, put in contacts, apply deodorant (I shower/shave before bed)
Out the door by 7:15
Work by 7:45
Check emails, log into work systems, run morning routines
Coffee around 9:00
Shit shortly after

5/7/2014 10:40:05 AM

^^no point at all really. it started awhile back and it kind of stuck. I guess I like the idea of knowing I can go back to sleep for an hour instead of just waking up when I have to get up.

Quote :

"(I shower/shave before bed)"

i sweat too much when i sleep to do this.

5/7/2014 10:41:33 AM

5:45 am: First Alarm...snooze until
6:05 am: Wake and go downstairs
In order:
- Let dog out
- Start coffee
- Make wife's lunch
- Make wife's breakfast
- Wife leaves for work
- Shower
- Dress
- Maybe eat breakfast, maybe skip breakfast
- Make my lunch
- Go to work

5/7/2014 10:52:58 AM

Wake up.
Brush teeth.
Use latrine.
Shower out of a bucket.
Walk the dog and greet all of my neighbors.
Buy rice from the landlord's wife for breakfast.
Do laundry early so I can hang it up to dry before the afternoon rains.
Check internet stuff.
If there is stuff to do, go do it.
If there is not, sit around and play with myself.

5/7/2014 10:58:54 AM

6am wake up
Pee
Pump
Brush teeth and wash face
Freeze half pumped milk
Make bottle with half pumped milk and vitamins and probiotics
Eat breakfast and take vitamins and meds
Husband brings baby down
Change baby in to cloth diaper
Feed bottle to baby
Relax with baby until other baby shows up at around 7:30 to 7:45

[Edited on May 7, 2014 at 11:11 AM. Reason : .]

5/7/2014 11:09:14 AM

Wake up at 7:15 (or be woken up by my 3yo yelling at me)
Piss
Brush teeth
Get dressed, put hat on
Crack open my first of many Diet Cokes
Take dog out to potty
Get in argument with 3yo and he has a meltdown because he doesn't want to get dressed
Get 3yo dressed
Load 3yo and 9mo into car
Take them to daycare across town
Stop on the way home and pick up sausage/egg bagel at Brueggers, Poppy's, or Laurel Market (b/e sammich)
Eat at home
Take a massive shit while playing 2 person solitaire on iphone
Work begins (I work from home) at 8:30am

5/7/2014 11:18:03 AM

7:05 - 1st alarm goes off; hit snooze
7:15 - 2nd alarm goes off; hit snooze
-repeat snoozes-
around 7:45 - shower, brush teeth, dress, fix hair
around 8:10 - say goodbye to wife, leave for work
8:30 - arrive at work ( if no traffic)
8:45 - coffee & yogurt, try to wake up the rest of the way, start day

5/7/2014 12:02:26 PM

Days I work:

5:00 Wake Up
5:05-5:15 - Feed Dogs, take them outside to use the bathroom
5:15-5:30 - Take Shower, make sure uniform is in order
5:30-5:35 - Get dressed
5:35-5:45 - Grab a bite to eat, grab keys/wallet/phone.
5:45-6:20 - Drive to Work
6:40-Work Day begins
6:40-7:00 PM - Work Day
7:00-7:35 - Drive home
7:35-8:00 - Cook Dinner
8:00-8:15 - Eat Dinner
8:15-9:45 - Relax, play with dogs, talk with wife
9:45-10:00 - Fall Asleep

5/7/2014 2:19:44 PM

7:00am - Hit snooze
7:30am - Hit snooze
7:50am - Wake up, actually get out of bed
7:55am - Make cup of coffee / grab yogurt
8:00am - Walk upstairs / start working / eat yogurt / drink coffee

Once I get my dogs back...
9am-ish - Let dogs out

5/7/2014 2:46:44 PM

always different

but generally includes taking a leak and getting some caffeine in my system

5/7/2014 2:51:24 PM

No time for sex?

[Edited on May 7, 2014 at 3:07 PM. Reason : Nobody mentions having sex yet, even weekend.]

5/7/2014 3:07:03 PM

7:30am shut off alarm
7:45am shut off alarm
8:00am hit snooze
8:09am hit snooze
8:18am shower/dress & prepare lunch
8:35am head out to work to arrive sometime between 8:58 and 9:10.

5/7/2014 3:37:41 PM

5:30 Wake up
Eat a bowl of cereal while checking email/facebook/etc
Wake up kids
fix breakfast for kids
Iron clothes for myself and kids
brush teeth/hair and get dressed
Leave for work at 6:45
Arrive at work at 7:15

5/7/2014 6:11:36 PM