you're all wrong.

blueberry jizz

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4/14/2009 11:12:11 PM

i'd rather put mayo than ketchup on a burger any day.

4/14/2009 11:15:19 PM

Wings - ranch
Fries - ketchup + ranch if available
Hot dog/Cheeseburger - ketchup
Chicken - ketchup/ranch/BBQ/honey mustard
Sandwiches - tiny amount of mayo

I don't really like mayo, but I find it necessary sometimes. I despise Mustard. I feel Rake Yohn's hate for mustard.

4/14/2009 11:16:22 PM

i used to hate mustard, too. i don't know what happened but sometime in the past 2 years i started loving it. ketchup has gone down and down on my list as other condiments have risen. not just mustard, but bbq sauce, hot sauce, etc, etc.

4/14/2009 11:28:56 PM

Sriracha

4/15/2009 2:16:36 AM

always been a huge fan of just plain regular frenches mustard

4/15/2009 2:17:09 AM

Mayo is awesome on everything. It goes good on french fries.

4/15/2009 2:59:38 AM

I got some pizza with a coworker a couple weeks ago and he fucking slathered that shit with mayo and hot sauce. like, a spoonful of each on every bite.

it was all I could do not to on the table.

4/15/2009 3:20:56 AM

KETCHUP, mustard, then mayo


But I like all three on my burger!

[Edited on April 15, 2009 at 3:23 AM. Reason : ,]

4/15/2009 3:22:47 AM

^^hot sauce i can understand, not mayo though

4/15/2009 3:24:33 AM

i can't stand mayo

Ketchup would be my choice
although generally I don't even use that..even on fries. Just eat them dry. (preferably w/ the awesome cookout seasoning.)

4/15/2009 7:38:07 AM

SPICY

BROWN

MUSTARD


on tots? yes plz.

4/15/2009 8:12:56 AM

mayo and grey poupon

ketchup is a plebeian condiment

4/15/2009 9:13:21 AM

Mustard, but I like them all, even though I think mayo is conceptually gross.

There aren't many condiments I don't love. I'm a pretty saucy person, I suppose.

4/15/2009 9:22:14 AM

Quote :

"mayo + katsup = fry sauce"

fancy sauce

4/15/2009 9:24:49 AM

Quote :

"Mustard Ketchup, but I like them all, even though I think mayo is conceptually gross. There aren't many condiments I don't love. I'm a pretty saucy person, I suppose."

4/15/2009 9:28:58 AM

mayo should always be an opt in condiment instead of opt out.

Got it on a sandwich today when I asked not to have it but was already back to the office, made the thing damn near inedible. That shit is impossible to remove the way people slather everywhere.

11/19/2015 1:04:57 PM

all 3 are fine. although it depends on what i'm putting it on.

fries? ketchup
hot dog? ketchup and mustard
buger? all three
sandwich? mustard and mayo

if the question is "which would i prefer not to live without" then probably mustard.

fuck what anybody says, miracle whip is perfectly fine.

11/19/2015 1:29:26 PM

Quote :

"fries? ketchup + mayo hot dog? ketchup and mustard ewwww who puts ketchup on a hot dog? burger? all three sandwich? mustard and mayo"

11/19/2015 1:35:26 PM

hot sauce

11/19/2015 1:37:28 PM

Ehh...ketchup on a hot dog tastes perfectly fine to me.

The real atrocity is folks eating anything besides a Carolina Packer hot dog

11/19/2015 1:37:35 PM

Wings - blue cheese
Fries - vinegar and ketchup. or ketchup and ranch.
Burger - ketchup
Hotdog - ketchup
Sausage - mustard
Chicken - pretty much anything
Sandwiches - mayo and if it's beef than horseradish

11/19/2015 1:39:50 PM

Quote :

"beef than horseradish"

11/19/2015 1:48:46 PM

On McD or BK burgers, ketchup.
On Wendy's burgers, mustard.

But on my home burgers, Worcestershire sauce in an internal pocket; Lawry's seasoned salt; butter and garlic powder on the bun (toasted).

Dirty Harry on hotdogs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz84GKxy7b0

11/19/2015 3:28:28 PM

11/19/2015 3:54:17 PM

Ketchup is only for fries. Maybe on a corndog.

I like mustard and just a little mayo on sandwiches and burgers.

I hate when you go to a sub place, and say "just a LITTLE mayo", and they proceed to squirt an entire load all over it.

11/19/2015 4:14:27 PM

throw all three in the trash

11/19/2015 4:26:39 PM

you ketchup haters need to try some real stuff, not over-sweetened HFCS garbage ketchup

11/19/2015 4:58:23 PM

Haha, you've expressesed your affinity for expensive ketchup before.

I grow my own tomatoes and make my own ketchup... for fries only (of which I grow and make too).

11/19/2015 5:08:28 PM

the only thing ketchup is good for is slathering bbq in...

11/19/2015 5:30:55 PM

I love ketchup

It just has no place on a hot dog

11/19/2015 5:34:15 PM

i quit buying heinz ketchup when john kerry ran for prez

texas pete and duke's only condiments you needs

11/20/2015 6:03:10 PM

On a hot dog?

Mustard/relish.

But, secretly, I'd rather not eat hot dogs.

11/20/2015 6:30:44 PM